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From where do the meat for Kraby Paties come

quarterexchange
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5/12/2011 11:48:03 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Sorry for the typos, I had to shorten it to make the title fit.

Anyway I was in a riveting discussion at school today regarding the origins of the meat for Krabby Patties in the Nickelodian cartoon show, Spongebob Squarepants.

What I found as odd was the fact that there are no cows, pigs, or chickens in Bikini Bottom, yet the Krusty Krab has an endless supply of meat for their very successful hamburgers.

You will also notice that there are no pastures, ranches, or farms near the Krusty Krab, making one wonder, from what domesticated animal does this underwater fast food restaurant get its source of meat for their Krabby Patties.

I was able to arrive at only one conclusion.

The Krusty Krab uses the very residents of Bikini Bottom as their meat source.

The local townspeople are either murdered or dug up from their graves and then ground up for meat.

Either knowingly or unknowingly, those who eat at the Krusty Krab, are committing acts of cannibalism.

If someone has any explanation or any evidence to aid in this investigation, it is greatly appreciated.
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darkkermit
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5/13/2011 1:52:54 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 5/13/2011 11:31:20 AM, RoyLatham wrote:
A few people are beginning to wonder if the whole show is fake.

preposterous!!!
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5/13/2011 2:10:16 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
http://spongebob.wikia.com...

The known ingredients include 15,000 seaweed seed buns, a patty, sea lettuce, sea cheese, onions, tomatoes, mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, pickles, and secret sauce. The composition of the Patty and the Secret Sauce are secret. The recipe for the actual Patty was accidentally invented by Mr. Krabs when he was a child. The secret sauce recipe has been passed down through generations of the Krabs family, starting with King Krabs. In "Krabby Road" part of one the the recipes were revealed in a song, and a part of the actual secret formula paper. On the paper, words in gibberish are included in parentheses.

* 1 cup of something

* 1 pinch of something

* 1 teaspoon of something

* 1 splash of something

* Chop something

* 1 teaspoon of something

* 4 cups of something

* Chop up with some food

The key ingredient appears to be the mythical 'something'.
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5/13/2011 7:40:52 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 5/13/2011 11:31:20 AM, RoyLatham wrote:
A few people are beginning to wonder if the whole show is fake.

Come on, now let's not get too silly and start talking such rubbish.
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5/17/2011 10:06:21 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
They use chicken of the sea! Duh!
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This is semi-serious btw. It's something that seems strange to me. You'd think that entire species would cease to exist if other ones evolved from them."

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