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devinni01841
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9/4/2011 9:16:25 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I am waiting list number 1,266,019 for a petite lap giraffe!!
http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com...
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000ike
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9/4/2011 1:47:03 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
How fast do you think they can breed 1 million giraffes? lol. Hopefully you didn't give them any money.
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devinni01841
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9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.
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InsertNameHere
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9/4/2011 1:59:54 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM, devinni01841 wrote:
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.

I'm surprised these people don't know what it is. I do, and I don't even watch T.V.
Rockylightning
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9/5/2011 1:41:04 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/4/2011 1:59:54 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM, devinni01841 wrote:
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.

I'm surprised these people don't know what it is. I do, and I don't even watch T.V.

They had me for a sec, with the giraffe cam and stuff.
Cerebral_Narcissist
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9/5/2011 3:38:38 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM, devinni01841 wrote:
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.

What do you mean it's a gag... I've already paid my deposit!
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/5/2011 3:51:26 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/5/2011 3:38:38 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM, devinni01841 wrote:
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.

What do you mean it's a gag... I've already paid my deposit!

unlucky bud. but I've a few 5 pound mice if you're interested? lovely friendly little things? almost completely legit... 10 grand?
DATCMOTO's moustache makes him look like an eejit...

edit: nah, i'm jealous... God's an eejit definitely though!
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9/5/2011 6:24:22 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Goddamnit! I remember seeing the directv commercial(that Russian guy was so pimp) but I was so excited when I saw this website....I thought it was real....don't drink and shop online.....I'm going to get me a mini-giraffe if I have to murder a South American village.
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devinni01841
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9/5/2011 7:50:06 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/5/2011 3:38:38 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM, devinni01841 wrote:
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.

What do you mean it's a gag... I've already paid my deposit!

C_N on what website did you pay someone for a petite lap giraffe? not the one I posted.
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devinni01841
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9/5/2011 7:51:49 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/5/2011 6:24:22 AM, MarquisX wrote:
Goddamnit! I remember seeing the directv commercial(that Russian guy was so pimp) but I was so excited when I saw this website....I thought it was real....don't drink and shop online.....I'm going to get me a mini-giraffe if I have to murder a South American village.

Whoah, whoah, calm down there. I'll lend you my shrink ray once I get it working again. You can use that on a regular giraffe and not have to kill any South American villages.
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Cerebral_Narcissist
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9/5/2011 9:23:47 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/5/2011 7:50:06 AM, devinni01841 wrote:
At 9/5/2011 3:38:38 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM, devinni01841 wrote:
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.

What do you mean it's a gag... I've already paid my deposit!

C_N on what website did you pay someone for a petite lap giraffe? not the one I posted.

No I just gave the money to a blind midget in a back alley... that's how I conduct all my transactions.

Damn you Stavros you sold me out!
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/5/2011 2:11:29 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/5/2011 1:41:04 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 9/4/2011 1:59:54 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM, devinni01841 wrote:
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.

I'm surprised these people don't know what it is. I do, and I don't even watch T.V.

They had me for a sec, with the giraffe cam and stuff.

Me too.
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So fvck you. :) - TV

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devinni01841
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9/8/2011 11:20:13 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/5/2011 9:23:47 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/5/2011 7:50:06 AM, devinni01841 wrote:
At 9/5/2011 3:38:38 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM, devinni01841 wrote:
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.

What do you mean it's a gag... I've already paid my deposit!

C_N on what website did you pay someone for a petite lap giraffe? not the one I posted.

No I just gave the money to a blind midget in a back alley... that's how I conduct all my transactions.

Damn you Stavros you sold me out!

ahem... perhaps you should learn from this experience?
There is nothing more bad-@ss than being yourself.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

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Ore_Ele
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9/8/2011 11:32:40 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/4/2011 1:47:03 PM, 000ike wrote:
How fast do you think they can breed 1 million giraffes? lol. Hopefully you didn't give them any money.

They have a gestation of 420 days, so simple calculation would show that it will take 12.6 years for 2 to get to 100, and that is if they are turned into breeding machines.
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Cerebral_Narcissist
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9/8/2011 1:03:52 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/8/2011 11:20:13 AM, devinni01841 wrote:
At 9/5/2011 9:23:47 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/5/2011 7:50:06 AM, devinni01841 wrote:
At 9/5/2011 3:38:38 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/4/2011 1:56:09 PM, devinni01841 wrote:
OMG calm down, it's a total gag.

There were some dish network commercials with tiny giraffes in them. That's where they're from.

What do you mean it's a gag... I've already paid my deposit!

C_N on what website did you pay someone for a petite lap giraffe? not the one I posted.

No I just gave the money to a blind midget in a back alley... that's how I conduct all my transactions.

Damn you Stavros you sold me out!

ahem... perhaps you should learn from this experience?

Not on my watch!
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/8/2011 3:43:29 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/5/2011 7:51:49 AM, devinni01841 wrote:
At 9/5/2011 6:24:22 AM, MarquisX wrote:
Goddamnit! I remember seeing the directv commercial(that Russian guy was so pimp) but I was so excited when I saw this website....I thought it was real....don't drink and shop online.....I'm going to get me a mini-giraffe if I have to murder a South American village.

Whoah, whoah, calm down there. I'll lend you my shrink ray once I get it working again. You can use that on a regular giraffe and not have to kill any South American villages.

Do Giraffes even live in South America? I thought they were exclusive to Africa.
Because you said it was a waste, numb nuts. - Drafter

So fvck you. :) - TV

Use prima facie correctly or not at all. - Noumena
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9/8/2011 4:41:54 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
What
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