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sadolite
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9/17/2011 9:46:52 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
The other day I heard a new slang term to name the female genitalia and it made me laugh. I would like to hear some others that I may have not heard, post some you have heard.

Beef Cutain
Beware of the people who are in your circle but are not in your corner.

And with the stroke of a pen people 18 to 21 who own a gun became criminals and public enemy #1 having committed no crime and having said nothing. Just like the Jews in Germany during WW2. Must be a weird feeling.

When I hear people crying and whining about their first world problems I think about the universe with everything in it and people in wheelchairs and all of their problems go away.
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9/17/2011 9:48:21 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/17/2011 9:46:52 PM, sadolite wrote:
The other day I heard a new slang term to name the female genitalia and it made me laugh. I would like to hear some others that I may have not heard, post some you have heard.

Beef Curtain

Spelled curtain wrong
Beware of the people who are in your circle but are not in your corner.

And with the stroke of a pen people 18 to 21 who own a gun became criminals and public enemy #1 having committed no crime and having said nothing. Just like the Jews in Germany during WW2. Must be a weird feeling.

When I hear people crying and whining about their first world problems I think about the universe with everything in it and people in wheelchairs and all of their problems go away.
DetectableNinja
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9/17/2011 9:57:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Sea Monster, Cave.
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a sycophantic, prophetic, Socratic junkie wannabe.

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gerrandesquire
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9/18/2011 1:59:08 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
COME, madam, come, all rest my powers defy ;
Until I labour, I in labour lie.
The foe ofttimes, having the foe in sight,
Is tired with standing, though he never fight.
Off with that girdle, like heaven's zone glittering,
But a far fairer world encompassing.
Unpin that spangled breast-plate, which you wear,
That th' eyes of busy fools may be stopp'd there.
Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime
Tells me from you that now it is bed-time.
Off with that happy busk, which I envy,
That still can be, and still can stand so nigh.
Your gown going off such beauteous state reveals,
As when from flowery meads th' hill's shadow steals.
Off with your wiry coronet, and show
The hairy diadems which on you do grow.
Off with your hose and shoes ; then softly tread
In this love's hallow'd temple, this soft bed.
In such white robes heaven's angels used to be
Revealed to men ; thou, angel, bring'st with thee
A heaven-like Mahomet's paradise ; and though
Ill spirits walk in white, we easily know
By this these angels from an evil sprite ;
Those set our hairs, but these our flesh upright.
Licence my roving hands, and let them go
Before, behind, between, above, below.
O, my America, my Newfoundland,
My kingdom, safest when with one man mann'd,
My mine of precious stones, my empery ;
How am I blest in thus discovering thee !
To enter in these bonds, is to be free ;
Then, where my hand is set, my soul shall be.
Full nakedness ! All joys are due to thee ;
As souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be
To taste whole joys. Gems which you women use
Are like Atlanta's ball cast in men's views ;
That, when a fool's eye lighteth on a gem,
His earthly soul might court that, not them.
Like pictures, or like books' gay coverings made
For laymen, are all women thus array'd.
Themselves are only mystic books, which we
—Whom their imputed grace will dignify—
Must see reveal'd. Then, since that I may know,
As liberally as to thy midwife show
Thyself ; cast all, yea, this white linen hence ;
There is no penance due to innocence :
To teach thee, I am naked first ; why then,
What needst thou have more covering than a man?
FREEDO
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9/18/2011 1:59:41 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
http://onlineslangdictionary.com...+(%27vagina%27),+female+genitalia.html
I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.
brian_eggleston
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9/19/2011 11:42:11 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
SCENE: Int. Night. Juliet's bedchamber

Juliet: How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The wall is high and hard to climb.

Romeo: With love's light wings did I o'er-perch that wall, now get thy fvcking nightgown off, darling.

Juliet: Although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night: It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden.

Romeo: O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

Juliet: What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?

Romeo: The exchange of thy bodily fluids for mine.

Juliet: If that thy bent of love be honourable, I will perform the rite.

Romeo: Great, I've been looking forward to this all night. But wait, what is this between thy legs? It looks like something out of a butcher's shop window. Wherefore is thy minge so untidy? Art thou not still a maiden?

Juliet: Er, yes.

Romeo: Really? Whereas I yearned for a nice tight little chuff I am presented with a gash like a wizard's sleeve. Never mind, I am here now. Bend over, Juliet, so that I may smash thy back doors in.

Extract from Romeo and Juliet by Wiliam Shakespeare (as abridged by Brian Eggleston).
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Man-is-good
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9/19/2011 4:12:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/19/2011 11:42:11 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
SCENE: Int. Night. Juliet's bedchamber

Juliet: How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The wall is high and hard to climb.

Romeo: With love's light wings did I o'er-perch that wall, now get thy fvcking nightgown off, darling.

Juliet: Although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night: It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden.

Romeo: O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

Juliet: What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?

Romeo: The exchange of thy bodily fluids for mine.

Juliet: If that thy bent of love be honourable, I will perform the rite.

Romeo: Great, I've been looking forward to this all night. But wait, what is this between thy legs? It looks like something out of a butcher's shop window. Wherefore is thy minge so untidy? Art thou not still a maiden?

Juliet: Er, yes.

Romeo: Really? Whereas I yearned for a nice tight little chuff I am presented with a gash like a wizard's sleeve. Never mind, I am here now. Bend over, Juliet, so that I may smash thy back doors in.

Extract from Romeo and Juliet by Wiliam Shakespeare (as abridged by Brian Eggleston).

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DetectableNinja
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9/19/2011 4:15:14 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/19/2011 11:42:11 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
SCENE: Int. Night. Juliet's bedchamber

Juliet: How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The wall is high and hard to climb.

Romeo: With love's light wings did I o'er-perch that wall, now get thy fvcking nightgown off, darling.

Juliet: Although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night: It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden.

Romeo: O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

Juliet: What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?

Romeo: The exchange of thy bodily fluids for mine.

Juliet: If that thy bent of love be honourable, I will perform the rite.

Romeo: Great, I've been looking forward to this all night. But wait, what is this between thy legs? It looks like something out of a butcher's shop window. Wherefore is thy minge so untidy? Art thou not still a maiden?

Juliet: Er, yes.

Romeo: Really? Whereas I yearned for a nice tight little chuff I am presented with a gash like a wizard's sleeve. Never mind, I am here now. Bend over, Juliet, so that I may smash thy back doors in.

Extract from Romeo and Juliet by Wiliam Shakespeare (as abridged by Brian Eggleston).

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brian_eggleston
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9/23/2011 10:47:27 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Yeah, flange is good.

Hairy clam is another good one.

Lady garden is quite polite.

Map of Tasmania is quite apt because it is a warm, moist, triangular bushy zone located down under!
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