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mongeese
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4/30/2009 7:41:04 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
In this game, the goal is to pass the Swine Flu from yourself to the person who posts below you. I'll start:

I sneeze on the person below me.
AnimeFanTony
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4/30/2009 7:41:50 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I lick my hand then press it into the person face below me.
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mongeese
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5/2/2009 9:21:03 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
I revive everybody using a revival fluid, but some of the revival fluid contained swine flu, such as the one used to restore the person below me.
I-am-a-panda
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5/2/2009 9:28:17 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/2/2009 9:21:03 AM, mongeese wrote:
I revive everybody using a revival fluid, but some of the revival fluid contained swine flu, such as the one used to restore the person below me.

I spread it by infecting the Earth's core, but that subsequently leads the Earth collapsing and setting off a chain reaction, destroying the Universe.
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Ragnar_Rahl
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5/2/2009 9:37:43 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
I point out that that doesn't cause the swine flu to spread and therefore doesn't count.

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I send a pack of unliving swine after you, after granting them magic immunity, forcing you to engage in melee attacks or die, causing you to not only gain the disease but suffer repeated symptoms.
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feverish
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5/2/2009 12:07:31 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I scrape up mongeese's vomit and collect it in a bucket along with some (infected) vomit of my own.

I mash the pukey chunks into a liquid and armed with a junkie's syringe, (that is also infected with HIV and the bubonic plague) I begin injecting the contaminated vomit into kosher and halal meat products at my local Asda.

Yes, I'm evil.
wjmelements
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5/2/2009 12:09:09 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I make vaccines for swine flue that actually contain a stronger version than the one before and distribute it to the population.
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mongoose
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5/2/2009 1:16:45 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I cough on the person below me.
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.
AnimeFanTony
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5/2/2009 1:39:31 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I piss on the person below me.
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DATCMOTO
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5/2/2009 2:36:35 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/2/2009 1:39:31 PM, AnimeFanTony wrote:
I piss on the person below me.

And I (holding an umbrella) fax it to the person below me..
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wjmelements
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5/2/2009 3:45:54 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I start working the cash register and the person below me is one of my customers.
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leet4A1
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5/2/2009 3:54:47 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
While in line being served by wjmelements, I rob the register by threatening him with a syringe full of swine flu-infected blood. He proves an excellent robbery victim, and gives me all the cash, so I stab the person next to me in line instead.
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mongeese
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5/2/2009 4:44:54 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I pass out, and when everybody rushes to me to help, I burp, and the gas rises up into the nostrils of the person below me.
wjmelements
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5/2/2009 4:47:13 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I then sneeze onto the ground. That snot is then washed into the sewer where it multiplies among rats. These rats are eaten by stray cats who are killed and made into cow feed. The person below me eats an infected hamburger.
in the blink of an eye you finally see the light