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Can you remove your own brain?

Myrant
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10/9/2011 10:23:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I saw this question posted in wiki answers. I thought the Debate.org crowd would post some humerous answers. Bring it! Smack your favorite group around a little. True sarcasm is an art form!

Can you remove your own brain?
CosmicAlfonzo
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10/9/2011 11:08:25 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Well, according to my preacher uncle...

The human body is like an empty wine bottle. To get the wine of the holy spirit poured into you, you must first pop off the cork that is your brain!

When he gets "slain in the spirit", he lays on the ground and speaks in gibberish. Maybe it is possible?
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DetectableNinja
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10/9/2011 11:15:00 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Absolutely! Whenever I get tired, I put my brain in a bed and tuck it in for a nap.
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Lordknukle
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10/9/2011 2:14:27 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Removing your brain from your body?
Decapitate your self

Removing it from the skull?
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10/10/2011 12:38:14 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Are you talking about removing it AND surviving? Because that takes a little more effort.
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Myrant
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10/10/2011 6:14:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/10/2011 12:38:14 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
Are you talking about removing it AND surviving? Because that takes a little more effort.

Absolutely, no reason to try anything easy.
Myrant
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10/10/2011 6:15:11 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/9/2011 11:08:25 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
Well, according to my preacher uncle...

The human body is like an empty wine bottle. To get the wine of the holy spirit poured into you, you must first pop off the cork that is your brain!

When he gets "slain in the spirit", he lays on the ground and speaks in gibberish. Maybe it is possible?

Get the same effect if you drink enough wine!
Myrant
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10/10/2011 6:16:06 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/9/2011 2:00:35 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
Technically you can, but you just have to be careful not to drop it.

You should always have someone help you to prevent dropping.
Rusho
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10/22/2011 12:09:40 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I found this video recently, it may be fake but i think it could be real, essentially baby was born with brain stem and no brain, cant see or hear things, enjoy.
CosmicAlfonzo
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10/22/2011 12:16:00 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/22/2011 12:09:40 AM, Rusho wrote:
I found this video recently, it may be fake but i think it could be real, essentially baby was born with brain stem and no brain, cant see or hear things, enjoy.


They should just let the thing die.
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Ragnar_Rahl
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10/22/2011 12:19:05 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
B****, I walk the f*** outta the room, I just removed my brain from the room. I remove my brain and survive many many times a day, wtf kinda incompetent are you?
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Double_R
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10/23/2011 5:14:27 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/22/2011 12:09:40 AM, Rusho wrote:
I found this video recently, it may be fake but i think it could be real, essentially baby was born with brain stem and no brain, cant see or hear things, enjoy.


How can you suggest this video might be fake?
Man-is-good
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10/23/2011 5:28:27 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/23/2011 5:14:27 PM, Double_R wrote:
At 10/22/2011 12:09:40 AM, Rusho wrote:
I found this video recently, it may be fake but i think it could be real, essentially baby was born with brain stem and no brain, cant see or hear things, enjoy.


How can you suggest this video might be fake?

Technically, it is an actual condition known as "Anencephaly":

According to the Mobsy's dictonary, anencephaly is characterized by the absence of major portions of the brain and is thought to be the result of genetic and environmental factors...though current research shows that apparently a diet rich in frolic may reduce the incidence of such defects...
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10/23/2011 8:10:44 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/22/2011 12:19:05 AM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
B****, I walk the f*** outta the room, I just removed my brain from the room. I remove my brain and survive many many times a day, wtf kinda incompetent are you?

Lol. You're right too, and that's the best part.
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DetectableNinja
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10/23/2011 8:52:52 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/22/2011 12:09:40 AM, Rusho wrote:
I found this video recently, it may be fake but i think it could be real, essentially baby was born with brain stem and no brain, cant see or hear things, enjoy.


Apparently, due to the syndrome, he's also constantly unconscious, and cannot feel pain.

If that is the case, I would euthanize.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

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