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commrade_diabetus
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5/8/2009 5:26:59 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
k guys i want to hear all the best chuck norris jokes you have
when our lord (raptor jesus) rises again during the Velocirapture, heretics and worshipers of TyranoSatan shall be cast underfoot and disembolwed by his holy talons
bookwormbill111
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5/8/2009 8:46:12 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/8/2009 8:42:41 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
AoC?

AoC? what in the world is that supposed to mean?
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mongoose
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5/14/2009 6:55:56 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.
s0m31john
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5/14/2009 7:15:38 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
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5/15/2009 8:07:12 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
On the season finale of Fear Factor, Chuck Norris ate Joe Rogan.
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
MTGandP
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5/16/2009 12:00:03 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/14/2009 8:01:40 PM, Logical-Master wrote:
Chuck Norris jokes suck. :(

Logical-Master CAN believe it's not butter.

Logical-Master can slam a revolving door.

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5/16/2009 12:11:52 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/14/2009 7:50:54 PM, FemaleGamer wrote:
Epic lulz: http://www.debate.org... He made an account.

Chuck Norris lives in Texas...

And this is the WORST +1 thread ever.

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called the Islands.
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wjmelements
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6/27/2009 8:48:38 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/14/2009 8:01:40 PM, Logical-Master wrote:
Chuck Norris jokes suck. :(

Some of them are really good. Others are really not...
http://www.nochucknorris.com...
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