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OberHerr
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1/14/2012 1:47:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
"So... do you like bread?"
<pause>
"I like bread"
—Thaddeus's pick up line

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M.Torres
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1/15/2012 1:33:30 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
"Bond. James Bond."
: At 11/28/2011 1:28:24 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
: M. Torres said it, so it must be right.

I'm an Apatheistic Ignostic. ... problem? ;D

I believe in the heart of the cards. .:DDO Duelist:.
M.Torres
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1/15/2012 1:34:14 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
"You know... I don't tell this to just ANY girl... But secretly, I'm Batman."
: At 11/28/2011 1:28:24 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
: M. Torres said it, so it must be right.

I'm an Apatheistic Ignostic. ... problem? ;D

I believe in the heart of the cards. .:DDO Duelist:.
StephyeeLove
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1/15/2012 7:09:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Did you fart?
'cause baby YOU JUST BLEW ME AWAY!

Hey, I lost my number.. Can I have yours?
(i've seen this one done at whataburger where they give out plastic orger numbers) xD

*old
°Aren't you tired?
•From?
°Running through my mind all day. ;D
Yes, "Love" is actually my middle name.
Today's problems won't matter tomorrow! :)
InsertNameHere
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1/18/2012 5:18:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/18/2012 1:30:18 PM, jm_notguilty wrote:
Excuse me, but I'm really attracted to you and according to Newton's law of gravitation, you're attracted to me too.

lmao.
thett3
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1/18/2012 9:06:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
"Girl whats your sin? It must be Pi over two, because you are the ONE!"
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
thett3
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1/18/2012 9:14:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
(I have heard this one used with my own ears.)

"I wont lie, I just really want to get in your pants."
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"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
vmpire321
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1/18/2012 9:30:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/18/2012 9:14:27 PM, thett3 wrote:
(I have heard this one used with my own ears.)

"I wont lie, I just really want to get in your pants."

lmao. epic.
lotus_flower
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1/18/2012 10:38:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could Unzip your genes.
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rogue
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1/18/2012 10:52:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get ;)

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head ;P
rogue
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1/18/2012 10:52:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/18/2012 9:14:27 PM, thett3 wrote:
(I have heard this one used with my own ears.)

"I wont lie, I just really want to get in your pants."

Did it work?!
nerdykiller
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1/18/2012 11:16:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. :D
Baby you wanna count shoulders?
One two three four.
(you start from your shoulder to hers. If you do it right then you arms is around her. :D)
ccstate4peat
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1/19/2012 2:44:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/18/2012 10:52:23 PM, rogue wrote:

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head ;P

The corollary being "what are the chances of me getting tail?"

Also, "wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?" *she goes what the fück?* "what? you don't like pizza?"
Wallstreetatheist
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1/21/2012 10:12:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I just got an erection.
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1/23/2012 6:46:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/21/2012 10:12:46 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I just got an erection.

I don't get this one. At least, I hope I don't.
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brian_eggleston
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1/24/2012 3:03:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
You are standing at the bar with your mates when you spot a fit bird on the other side of the pub. Catch her eye and beckon her over with your finger.

She'll ignore you for a while, of course, but eventually curiosity will get the better of her and she'll approach you, at which point you turn to your mates and say:

"See, I told you I could make her come with just one finger."

If she's a prude she'll storm off in a huff, but if she's a goer she'll laugh and you'll know you've got your foot in the door.
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OberHerr
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1/24/2012 9:10:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/24/2012 3:03:58 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
You are standing at the bar with your mates when you spot a fit bird on the other side of the pub. Catch her eye and beckon her over with your finger.

She'll ignore you for a while, of course, but eventually curiosity will get the better of her and she'll approach you, at which point you turn to your mates and say:

"See, I told you I could make her come with just one finger."

If she's a prude she'll storm off in a huff, but if she's a goer she'll laugh and you'll know you've got your foot in the door.

Funny part about this one, is that I only understood the main idea of the pickup line, and about nothing else. :)

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brian_eggleston
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1/25/2012 3:45:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/24/2012 9:10:59 AM, OberHerr wrote:
At 1/24/2012 3:03:58 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
You are standing at the bar with your mates when you spot a fit bird on the other side of the pub. Catch her eye and beckon her over with your finger.

She'll ignore you for a while, of course, but eventually curiosity will get the better of her and she'll approach you, at which point you turn to your mates and say:

"See, I told you I could make her come with just one finger."

If she's a prude she'll storm off in a huff, but if she's a goer she'll laugh and you'll know you've got your foot in the door.

Funny part about this one, is that I only understood the main idea of the pickup line, and about nothing else. :)

Britain and US, separated by a common language.

Ha! Ha! Translation:

You are standing at the counter of a tavern with your buddies when you spot a nice bit of skirt on the other side of the bar. Catch her eye and beckon her over with your finger.

She'll ignore you for a while, of course, but eventually curiosity will get the better of her and she'll approach you, at which point you turn to your buddies and say:

"See, I told you I could make her come with just one finger."

If she's a conservative Christian she'll turn around and walk away, but if she's a fly-girl she'll laugh and you'll know you've got a chance to get into her panties.
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Maikuru
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1/25/2012 8:14:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/25/2012 8:10:09 PM, nonentity wrote:
"Hi. How are you?"

Or is that too passe :p

I tried that once. We got engaged. 100% success rate =D
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