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People Who Die on Monday at 9am

CrazyPerson
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4/26/2012 12:08:13 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
More people die from heart attacks on Mondays at 9am than at any other time.
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imabench
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4/26/2012 12:18:01 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/26/2012 12:08:13 AM, CrazyPerson wrote:
More people die from heart attacks on Mondays at 9am than at any other time.

Because old people realize they slept through the early bird special, plop, dead....
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4/26/2012 12:21:14 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/26/2012 12:18:01 AM, imabench wrote:
At 4/26/2012 12:08:13 AM, CrazyPerson wrote:
More people die from heart attacks on Mondays at 9am than at any other time.

Because old people realize they slept through the early bird special, plop, dead....

At my dad's restaurant, the breakfast special go to eleven in the morning. Coincidentally, morning mortality rates for the elderly are at record lows in my hometown.
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4/26/2012 6:23:17 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/26/2012 12:18:01 AM, imabench wrote:
At 4/26/2012 12:08:13 AM, CrazyPerson wrote:
More people die from heart attacks on Mondays at 9am than at any other time.

Because old people realize they slept through the early bird special, plop, dead....

It'll happen to you someday :P
kyro90
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4/26/2012 6:29:07 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/26/2012 6:23:17 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/26/2012 12:18:01 AM, imabench wrote:
At 4/26/2012 12:08:13 AM, CrazyPerson wrote:
More people die from heart attacks on Mondays at 9am than at any other time.

Because old people realize they slept through the early bird special, plop, dead....

It'll happen to you someday :P

Itll happen to me next time. :D
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