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4/30/2012 9:17:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Lets just do this for fun, make up what would you do scenarios and people try to answer them.
I'll go first.

You are a Mexican stuck in a room with JimTimmy and he has a concealed handgun. What do you do?
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4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?
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4/30/2012 9:37:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM, thett3 wrote:
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?

Put bread and jelly on him and eat him like a PBJ.

You can't come up with a good scenario for the person below you. What do you do?
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4/30/2012 9:40:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 9:37:18 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM, thett3 wrote:
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?

Put bread and jelly on him and eat him like a PBJ.

You can't come up with a good scenario for the person below you. What do you do?

Grow a mustache

You're having sex with your girlfriend, and it makes you come to the realization that you're gay. What do you do?
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#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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4/30/2012 9:44:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 9:40:31 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:37:18 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM, thett3 wrote:
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?

Put bread and jelly on him and eat him like a PBJ.

You can't come up with a good scenario for the person below you. What do you do?

Grow a mustache

You're having sex with your girlfriend, and it makes you come to the realization that you're gay. What do you do?

Finish the job

You realize you just voted for Ron Paul in an election and you cant live with yourself, what do you do?
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4/30/2012 9:49:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 9:44:10 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:40:31 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:37:18 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM, thett3 wrote:
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?

Put bread and jelly on him and eat him like a PBJ.

You can't come up with a good scenario for the person below you. What do you do?

Grow a mustache

You're having sex with your girlfriend, and it makes you come to the realization that you're gay. What do you do?

Finish the job

You realize you just voted for Ron Paul in an election and you cant live with yourself, what do you do?

Come out of my shell and accept my savior.

You see a pro-Obama poster on the wall. What do you do?
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4/30/2012 9:54:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 9:49:09 PM, RONPAULISJESUS wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:44:10 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:40:31 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:37:18 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM, thett3 wrote:
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?

Put bread and jelly on him and eat him like a PBJ.

You can't come up with a good scenario for the person below you. What do you do?

Grow a mustache

You're having sex with your girlfriend, and it makes you come to the realization that you're gay. What do you do?

Finish the job

You realize you just voted for Ron Paul in an election and you cant live with yourself, what do you do?

Come out of my shell and accept my savior.

You see a pro-Obama poster on the wall. What do you do?

You smile and know that you are sane.

You think that Obama sucks but then remember that you voted for Bush both times. What do you do?
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4/30/2012 9:56:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 9:54:20 PM, Contra wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:49:09 PM, RONPAULISJESUS wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:44:10 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:40:31 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:37:18 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM, thett3 wrote:
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?

Put bread and jelly on him and eat him like a PBJ.

You can't come up with a good scenario for the person below you. What do you do?

Grow a mustache

You're having sex with your girlfriend, and it makes you come to the realization that you're gay. What do you do?

Finish the job

You realize you just voted for Ron Paul in an election and you cant live with yourself, what do you do?

Come out of my shell and accept my savior.

You see a pro-Obama poster on the wall. What do you do?

You smile and know that you are sane.

You think that Obama sucks but then remember that you voted for Bush both times. What do you do?

Have a wet dream about Bush and Clinton coming onto me.

You find out that Obama is actually your father which exlains your massive ears. What do you do?
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#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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4/30/2012 10:40:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 9:56:00 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:54:20 PM, Contra wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:49:09 PM, RONPAULISJESUS wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:44:10 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:40:31 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:37:18 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM, thett3 wrote:
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?

Put bread and jelly on him and eat him like a PBJ.

You can't come up with a good scenario for the person below you. What do you do?

Grow a mustache

You're having sex with your girlfriend, and it makes you come to the realization that you're gay. What do you do?

Finish the job

You realize you just voted for Ron Paul in an election and you cant live with yourself, what do you do?

Come out of my shell and accept my savior.

You see a pro-Obama poster on the wall. What do you do?

You smile and know that you are sane.

You think that Obama sucks but then remember that you voted for Bush both times. What do you do?

Have a wet dream about Bush and Clinton coming onto me.

You find out that Obama is actually your father which exlains your massive ears. What do you do?

Ask him for money. Lots of it.

You come home to a family member holding a bloodied squirrel in their shaking hands. What do you do?
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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4/30/2012 10:51:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 10:40:54 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:56:00 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:54:20 PM, Contra wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:49:09 PM, RONPAULISJESUS wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:44:10 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:40:31 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:37:18 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM, thett3 wrote:
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?

Put bread and jelly on him and eat him like a PBJ.

You can't come up with a good scenario for the person below you. What do you do?

Grow a mustache

You're having sex with your girlfriend, and it makes you come to the realization that you're gay. What do you do?

Finish the job

You realize you just voted for Ron Paul in an election and you cant live with yourself, what do you do?

Come out of my shell and accept my savior.

You see a pro-Obama poster on the wall. What do you do?

You smile and know that you are sane.

You think that Obama sucks but then remember that you voted for Bush both times. What do you do?

Have a wet dream about Bush and Clinton coming onto me.

You find out that Obama is actually your father which exlains your massive ears. What do you do?

Ask him for money. Lots of it.

You come home to a family member holding a bloodied squirrel in their shaking hands. What do you do?

Fire up the grill...

You just realize you spent $50 on an 8th of an ounce of oregano, what you do?
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5/1/2012 2:37:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/30/2012 10:51:22 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

Fire up the grill...

You just realize you spent $50 on an 8th of an ounce of oregano, what you do?

Order a $4,600 sub and sprinkle oregano on your scrotum

You're in history class when your anus starts bleeding at a flow rate of 4oz/minute. What do you do?
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5/1/2012 6:08:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 2:37:15 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 4/30/2012 10:51:22 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

Fire up the grill...

You just realize you spent $50 on an 8th of an ounce of oregano, what you do?

Order a $4,600 sub and sprinkle oregano on your scrotum

You're in history class when your anus starts bleeding at a flow rate of 4oz/minute. What do you do?

Show the whole class.

You're typing up a debate when your computer crashes and your house blows up. What would you do?
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5/1/2012 6:09:34 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I give Jim a hug.
Allow me to give you my card....
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5/1/2012 6:13:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 6:08:41 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 5/1/2012 2:37:15 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 4/30/2012 10:51:22 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

Fire up the grill...

You just realize you spent $50 on an 8th of an ounce of oregano, what you do?

Order a $4,600 sub and sprinkle oregano on your scrotum

You're in history class when your anus starts bleeding at a flow rate of 4oz/minute. What do you do?

Show the whole class.

You're typing up a debate when your computer crashes and your house blows up. What would you do?

Well I think I'd be dead XD

You are at a strip club, and you see your dad.
The problem with socialism is that, sooner or later, you run out of people's money."_Margaret Thatcher

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5/1/2012 6:14:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
What would you do?
The problem with socialism is that, sooner or later, you run out of people's money."_Margaret Thatcher

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."_Thomas Jefferson

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5/1/2012 6:17:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 6:13:17 PM, EvanK wrote:
At 5/1/2012 6:08:41 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 5/1/2012 2:37:15 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 4/30/2012 10:51:22 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

Fire up the grill...

You just realize you spent $50 on an 8th of an ounce of oregano, what you do?

Order a $4,600 sub and sprinkle oregano on your scrotum

You're in history class when your anus starts bleeding at a flow rate of 4oz/minute. What do you do?

Show the whole class.

You're typing up a debate when your computer crashes and your house blows up. What would you do?

Well I think I'd be dead XD

You are at a strip club, and you see your dad.

I'd ask him why I haven't seen him here all the other times I went there.

Santa gives you coal and you are a coal miner. What do you do?
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5/1/2012 8:21:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 6:17:51 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

I'd ask him why I haven't seen him here all the other times I went there.

Santa gives you coal and you are a coal miner. What do you do?

Take the day off and massage patchouli oil into my chest, while raising my piglets.

You wake up to find an eviscerated ostrich and seven glasses of water in your shower. What do you do?
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5/1/2012 9:12:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 8:21:58 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 5/1/2012 6:17:51 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

I'd ask him why I haven't seen him here all the other times I went there.

Santa gives you coal and you are a coal miner. What do you do?

Take the day off and massage patchouli oil into my chest, while raising my piglets.

You wake up to find an eviscerated ostrich and seven glasses of water in your shower. What do you do?

Wash the ostrich and eat it up!

You go downstairs to your basement to find nuclear warheads being set up by a raccoon. What do you do?
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5/1/2012 10:29:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 9:12:35 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:
At 5/1/2012 8:21:58 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 5/1/2012 6:17:51 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

I'd ask him why I haven't seen him here all the other times I went there.

Santa gives you coal and you are a coal miner. What do you do?

Take the day off and massage patchouli oil into my chest, while raising my piglets.

You wake up to find an eviscerated ostrich and seven glasses of water in your shower. What do you do?

Wash the ostrich and eat it up!

You go downstairs to your basement to find nuclear warheads being set up by a raccoon. What do you do?

Help the raccoon, and bomb Mercury.
You find yourself in a room, with your hands chained to the floor, a saw, and a bucket of KFC slightly out of your reach. What do you do?
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5/1/2012 10:45:07 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 10:31:57 PM, Koopin wrote:
Cut off the hand, grab the KFC, eat the chicken. Ez

What would you do if Koopin impregnated your mother!

Join in, with KFC.

Your printer stops working as you print your 50-page essay. You only have 2 pages of the entire thing. You are locked in that room until school starts, and you have access to 60 lined sheets of paper, a knife, and some spatulas. What do you do?
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5/1/2012 11:08:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 10:45:07 PM, vmpire321 wrote:
At 5/1/2012 10:31:57 PM, Koopin wrote:
Cut off the hand, grab the KFC, eat the chicken. Ez

What would you do if Koopin impregnated your mother!

Join in, with KFC.

Your printer stops working as you print your 50-page essay. You only have 2 pages of the entire thing. You are locked in that room until school starts, and you have access to 60 lined sheets of paper, a knife, and some spatulas. What do you do?

Kill my teacher so I don't have to do the work and use the spatula to make Krabby Pattys as an apology to the family. Screw the paper, I'm recycling it.

You've just been buried alive with Osama Bin Ladin's dead body. What do you do?
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5/2/2012 5:37:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 10:45:07 PM, vmpire321 wrote:
At 5/1/2012 10:31:57 PM, Koopin wrote:
Cut off the hand, grab the KFC, eat the chicken. Ez

What would you do if Koopin impregnated your mother!

Join in, with KFC.

Your printer stops working as you print your 50-page essay. You only have 2 pages of the entire thing. You are locked in that room until school starts, and you have access to 60 lined sheets of paper, a knife, and some spatulas. What do you do?

Check the printer for jams, dust and so on. Use the spatulas to get at hard-to-reach places. Split the essay into groups of ten pages and try to print them one at a time in case it is a heating issue. Failing that, just e-mail the f*cking paper to the Tutor because this isn't the 1990s and any tutor that won't accept an essay by e-mail isn't to be relied on anyway.
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5/2/2012 5:49:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/1/2012 11:08:10 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Kill my teacher so I don't have to do the work and use the spatula to make Krabby Pattys as an apology to the family. Screw the paper, I'm recycling it.

You've just been buried alive with Osama Bin Ladin's dead body. What do you do?

Take some MySpace pics with him! Add pictures to college resume.

There is no skin left on your penis. You are extremely aroused, and you purple-headed yogurt thrower won't go away. The only liquid you find is hand sanitizer. What do you do?
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5/2/2012 6:04:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/2/2012 5:49:24 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 5/1/2012 11:08:10 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Kill my teacher so I don't have to do the work and use the spatula to make Krabby Pattys as an apology to the family. Screw the paper, I'm recycling it.

You've just been buried alive with Osama Bin Ladin's dead body. What do you do?

Take some MySpace pics with him! Add pictures to college resume.

There is no skin left on your penis. You are extremely aroused, and you purple-headed yogurt thrower won't go away. The only liquid you find is hand sanitizer. What do you do?

Looks like I cant awnser this one then. :P
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5/2/2012 6:09:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
You are on an iceberg. You have one month's food and can melt the ice for water. You have a basic toolkit consisting of a hammer, chisel, simple hand-drill, screwdriver (plus several small screws) and a few glasses.
What fresh dickery is the internet up to today?
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5/2/2012 6:12:34 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/2/2012 5:49:24 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 5/1/2012 11:08:10 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Kill my teacher so I don't have to do the work and use the spatula to make Krabby Pattys as an apology to the family. Screw the paper, I'm recycling it.

You've just been buried alive with Osama Bin Ladin's dead body. What do you do?

Take some MySpace pics with him! Add pictures to college resume.

There is no skin left on your penis. You are extremely aroused, and you purple-headed yogurt thrower won't go away. The only liquid you find is hand sanitizer. What do you do?

Have a complete nervous breakdown because, somehow, I've grown a penis- and a terribly aroused and mangled one at that.

You sit down in a chair to get your haircut and when the hairdresser walks up to you, you notice they have long, sharp teeth and an abnormally long, large pair of scissors. They are smiling at you maniacally and breathing heavily. What do you do?
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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5/2/2012 6:17:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/2/2012 6:12:34 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 5/2/2012 5:49:24 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 5/1/2012 11:08:10 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Kill my teacher so I don't have to do the work and use the spatula to make Krabby Pattys as an apology to the family. Screw the paper, I'm recycling it.

You've just been buried alive with Osama Bin Ladin's dead body. What do you do?

Take some MySpace pics with him! Add pictures to college resume.

There is no skin left on your penis. You are extremely aroused, and you purple-headed yogurt thrower won't go away. The only liquid you find is hand sanitizer. What do you do?

Have a complete nervous breakdown because, somehow, I've grown a penis- and a terribly aroused and mangled one at that.

You sit down in a chair to get your haircut and when the hairdresser walks up to you, you notice they have long, sharp teeth and an abnormally long, large pair of scissors. They are smiling at you maniacally and breathing heavily. What do you do?

Set him up on a date with my worst enemy for a free haircut.

You have a revolver with one bullet and you can kill either Justin Beiber or Satan. Who do you shoot?
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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5/2/2012 6:21:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/2/2012 6:17:09 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/2/2012 6:12:34 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 5/2/2012 5:49:24 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 5/1/2012 11:08:10 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Kill my teacher so I don't have to do the work and use the spatula to make Krabby Pattys as an apology to the family. Screw the paper, I'm recycling it.

You've just been buried alive with Osama Bin Ladin's dead body. What do you do?

Take some MySpace pics with him! Add pictures to college resume.

There is no skin left on your penis. You are extremely aroused, and you purple-headed yogurt thrower won't go away. The only liquid you find is hand sanitizer. What do you do?

Have a complete nervous breakdown because, somehow, I've grown a penis- and a terribly aroused and mangled one at that.

You sit down in a chair to get your haircut and when the hairdresser walks up to you, you notice they have long, sharp teeth and an abnormally long, large pair of scissors. They are smiling at you maniacally and breathing heavily. What do you do?

Set him up on a date with my worst enemy for a free haircut.

You have a revolver with one bullet and you can kill either Justin Beiber or Satan. Who do you shoot?

satan

You are a KFC chicken and you are stuck in a room with Koopin. What would you do?
Wall of LOL
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