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AlwaysMoreThanYou
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6/9/2012 2:53:59 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I got this idea from the NationStates forum. Basically, you post a wish and the next person to post grants your wish, but messes it up somehow, then they post a wish of their own.

Example:

Person A: I wish for some puppies.
Person B: Granted, you receive three stale hush puppies. I wish for a piece of chalk.
Person C: Granted, but the chalk is the same color as the chalkboard. I wish to find everything I lost in the past ten years.

(and so on and so on)

I wish for world peace.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
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6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/9/2012 2:53:59 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
I got this idea from the NationStates forum. Basically, you post a wish and the next person to post grants your wish, but messes it up somehow, then they post a wish of their own.

Example:

Person A: I wish for some puppies.
Person B: Granted, you receive three stale hush puppies. I wish for a piece of chalk.
Person C: Granted, but the chalk is the same color as the chalkboard. I wish to find everything I lost in the past ten years.

(and so on and so on)

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but everyone is killed in the process.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.
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6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.
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6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.
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6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.

It comes true, but on your first wish you meant to say world peace, and it came out as pieces...

I wish for the person below me to convert to Zoroastrianism.
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6/9/2012 11:14:23 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM, MouthWash wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.

It comes true, but on your first wish you meant to say world peace, and it came out as pieces...

I wish for the person below me to convert to Zoroastrianism.

Granted, the great Ahura Mazda shall come down before you, sense you are a great evil in this world, and destroy you.

I wish for an apple.
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6/10/2012 2:01:58 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/9/2012 11:14:23 PM, Awesome-Sauce wrote:
At 6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM, MouthWash wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.

It comes true, but on your first wish you meant to say world peace, and it came out as pieces...

I wish for the person below me to convert to Zoroastrianism.

Granted, the great Ahura Mazda shall come down before you, sense you are a great evil in this world, and destroy you.

I wish for an apple.

Granted, but it's laced with potassium cyanide.

I wish for peace love and happiness.
Rockylightning
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6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/10/2012 2:01:58 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/9/2012 11:14:23 PM, Awesome-Sauce wrote:
At 6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM, MouthWash wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.

It comes true, but on your first wish you meant to say world peace, and it came out as pieces...

I wish for the person below me to convert to Zoroastrianism.

Granted, the great Ahura Mazda shall come down before you, sense you are a great evil in this world, and destroy you.

I wish for an apple.

Granted, but it's laced with potassium cyanide.

I wish for peace love and happiness.

Granted, but it's between only insects.

I wish for a new camera.

Granted, but it takes pictures in radio waves and is the size of a football field, not to mention impossible to work without a staff of NASA employees.

I wish to learn a new language.
AlwaysMoreThanYou
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6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.
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Rockylightning
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6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
KingDebater
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8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.
GOP
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8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.
SarcasticIndeed
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8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.
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AnDoctuir
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8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.
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8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).
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8/9/2013 5:05:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

;D

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).
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8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.

Also. You get a boner and he spots it.

He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
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I wish for world peace.
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8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.
Lying on the hill, crawling over the windowsill into your living room, they stare out, glass-eyed aimless heads, bodies torn by vultures. You are the man whose hands are rank with the smell of death. - Peter Hammill, "The Emperor in His War Room"
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8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.
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8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.
Lying on the hill, crawling over the windowsill into your living room, they stare out, glass-eyed aimless heads, bodies torn by vultures. You are the man whose hands are rank with the smell of death. - Peter Hammill, "The Emperor in His War Room"
daytonanerd
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8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.
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Subutai
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8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.

Granted. But now they're both psychopathic murderers and they kill you.

I wish for no wishes,
Lying on the hill, crawling over the windowsill into your living room, they stare out, glass-eyed aimless heads, bodies torn by vultures. You are the man whose hands are rank with the smell of death. - Peter Hammill, "The Emperor in His War Room"
daytonanerd
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8/9/2013 10:29:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.

Granted. But now they're both psychopathic murderers and they kill you.

I wish for no wishes,

They sound like fun, so I would be alright with that.

Granted. However, you develop cancer that can't be curd, except with a wish.

I wish I lived in Heaven with my family and my friends.
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Subutai
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8/9/2013 10:36:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:29:27 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.

Granted. But now they're both psychopathic murderers and they kill you.

I wish for no wishes,

They sound like fun, so I would be alright with that.

Granted. However, you develop cancer that can't be curd, except with a wish.

I wish I lived in Heaven with my family and my friends.

Granted. However, it's only an illusion - you're really in hell and they're torturing you with happy thoughts of what could have been...

I wish I had some bongos.
Lying on the hill, crawling over the windowsill into your living room, they stare out, glass-eyed aimless heads, bodies torn by vultures. You are the man whose hands are rank with the smell of death. - Peter Hammill, "The Emperor in His War Room"
daytonanerd
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8/9/2013 11:09:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:36:14 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:29:27 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.

Granted. But now they're both psychopathic murderers and they kill you.

I wish for no wishes,

They sound like fun, so I would be alright with that.

Granted. However, you develop cancer that can't be curd, except with a wish.

I wish I lived in Heaven with my family and my friends.

Granted. However, it's only an illusion - you're really in hell and they're torturing you with happy thoughts of what could have been...

I wish I had some bongos.

Granted. However, they are made of your lost hopes and dreams.

I wish Aang, Sokka, Toph, Katara, and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender were some of my friends.
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MassiveDump
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8/9/2013 11:38:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 11:09:40 PM, daytonanerd wrote:


I wish Aang, Sokka, Toph, Katara, and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender were some of my friends.

Granted. They're the movie version as directed by M. Night Shabooby.

I wish you could come home for Christmas.
daytonanerd
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8/10/2013 12:14:12 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2013 11:38:43 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:09:40 PM, daytonanerd wrote:


I wish Aang, Sokka, Toph, Katara, and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender were some of my friends.

Granted. They're the movie version as directed by M. Night Shabooby.

I wish you could come home for Christmas.

Granted. I go to my computer, and cyberbully you, making your life a living hell.

I wish MassiveDump had a soul.
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FREEDO
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8/10/2013 12:17:37 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/10/2013 12:14:12 AM, daytonanerd wrote:
I wish MassiveDump had a soul.

Granted, it's your soul because you've been reincarnated as him.

I wish I had a unicorn.
THE CHOSEN ONE

Also Grand Poobah of DDO
daytonanerd
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8/10/2013 12:25:00 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/10/2013 12:17:37 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 8/10/2013 12:14:12 AM, daytonanerd wrote:
I wish MassiveDump had a soul.

Granted, it's your soul because you've been reincarnated as him.

I wish I had a unicorn.

Granted. It is so excited to see you that it runs at you. His horn stabs your testicles.

I wish that RoyalPaladin left DDO.
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