Corrupt a Wish
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6/9/2012 2:53:59 AM Posted: 5 years ago I got this idea from the NationStates forum. Basically, you post a wish and the next person to post grants your wish, but messes it up somehow, then they post a wish of their own.
Example: Person A: I wish for some puppies. Person B: Granted, you receive three stale hush puppies. I wish for a piece of chalk. Person C: Granted, but the chalk is the same color as the chalkboard. I wish to find everything I lost in the past ten years. (and so on and so on) I wish for world peace. 'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13 |
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6/9/2012 3:16:29 AM Posted: 5 years ago http://www.debate.org... ...
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6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 6/9/2012 2:53:59 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote: Granted, but everyone is killed in the process. I wish the Cubs would win the world series. The problem with socialism is that, sooner or later, you run out of people's money."_Margaret Thatcher "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."_Thomas Jefferson "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."_Thomas Jefferson "It is easier to fool someone than to convince them that they have been fooled."-Mark Twain |
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6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM Posted: 5 years ago First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.
At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote: I wish the Cubs would win the world series. Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure. I wish for a beautiful singing voice. |
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6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote: Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf. I wish for a million more wishes. Because you said it was a waste, numb nuts. - Drafter So fvck you. :) - TV Use prima facie correctly or not at all. - Noumena |
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6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote: It comes true, but on your first wish you meant to say world peace, and it came out as pieces... I wish for the person below me to convert to Zoroastrianism. "Well, that gives whole new meaning to my assassination. If I was going to die anyway, perhaps I should leave the Bolsheviks' descendants some Christmas cookies instead of breaking their dishes and vodka bottles in their sleep." -Tsar Nicholas II (YYW) |
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6/9/2012 11:14:23 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM, MouthWash wrote:At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote: Granted, the great Ahura Mazda shall come down before you, sense you are a great evil in this world, and destroy you. I wish for an apple. Cogito ergo sum - Rene Descartes : At 6/23/2012 1:15:48 AM, bossyburrito wrote: (to Jimtimmy) : : You are the equivelent of a fly buzzing around a cow. I can just swat you with my tail without it taking my attention away from grazing the sweet grass that is DDO. DDOians for a better DDO! (DDOfabDDO) |
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6/10/2012 2:01:58 AM Posted: 5 years ago At 6/9/2012 11:14:23 PM, Awesome-Sauce wrote:At 6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM, MouthWash wrote:At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote: Granted, but it's laced with potassium cyanide. I wish for peace love and happiness. |
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6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM Posted: 5 years ago At 6/10/2012 2:01:58 AM, Rockylightning wrote:At 6/9/2012 11:14:23 PM, Awesome-Sauce wrote:At 6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM, MouthWash wrote:At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote: Granted, but it's between only insects. I wish for a new camera. Granted, but it takes pictures in radio waves and is the size of a football field, not to mention impossible to work without a staff of NASA employees. I wish to learn a new language. |
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6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM Posted: 5 years ago At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted, but the new language only has two words. I wish for candy. 'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13 |
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6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip) I wish for omniscience. |
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8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM Posted: 4 years ago At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: I wish for buried treasure. |
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8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes. |
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8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted, all are soaked wet. I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife. <SIGNATURE CENSORED> nac |
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8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: In your worrying, you will receive neither. I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I. |
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8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control. I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol). bladerunner060 | bsh1 , 2014! Presidency campaign! http://www.debate.org... http://www.debate.org... - Running for president. http://www.debate.org... - Running as his vice president. May the best man win! |
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8/9/2013 5:05:43 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: ;D
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8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun. Also. You get a boner and he spots it. He blows your weenie off with a shotgun. . . . . . . . . . I wish for world peace. Nolite Timere |
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8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted. But everyone dies in the process. I wish for nothing. Lying on the hill, crawling over the windowsill into your living room, they stare out, glass-eyed aimless heads, bodies torn by vultures. You are the man whose hands are rank with the smell of death. - Peter Hammill, "The Emperor in His War Room" |
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8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing. I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died. Cringe |
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8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain. I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing. Lying on the hill, crawling over the windowsill into your living room, they stare out, glass-eyed aimless heads, bodies torn by vultures. You are the man whose hands are rank with the smell of death. - Peter Hammill, "The Emperor in His War Room" |
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8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past. I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died. Cringe |
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8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted. But now they're both psychopathic murderers and they kill you. I wish for no wishes, Lying on the hill, crawling over the windowsill into your living room, they stare out, glass-eyed aimless heads, bodies torn by vultures. You are the man whose hands are rank with the smell of death. - Peter Hammill, "The Emperor in His War Room" |
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8/9/2013 10:29:27 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: They sound like fun, so I would be alright with that. Granted. However, you develop cancer that can't be curd, except with a wish. I wish I lived in Heaven with my family and my friends. Cringe |
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8/9/2013 10:36:14 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 10:29:27 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted. However, it's only an illusion - you're really in hell and they're torturing you with happy thoughts of what could have been... I wish I had some bongos. Lying on the hill, crawling over the windowsill into your living room, they stare out, glass-eyed aimless heads, bodies torn by vultures. You are the man whose hands are rank with the smell of death. - Peter Hammill, "The Emperor in His War Room" |
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8/9/2013 11:09:40 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 10:36:14 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:29:27 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote: Granted. However, they are made of your lost hopes and dreams. I wish Aang, Sokka, Toph, Katara, and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender were some of my friends. Cringe |
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8/9/2013 11:38:43 PM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 11:09:40 PM, daytonanerd wrote: Granted. They're the movie version as directed by M. Night Shabooby. I wish you could come home for Christmas. |
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8/10/2013 12:14:12 AM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/9/2013 11:38:43 PM, MassiveDump wrote:At 8/9/2013 11:09:40 PM, daytonanerd wrote: Granted. I go to my computer, and cyberbully you, making your life a living hell. I wish MassiveDump had a soul. Cringe |
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8/10/2013 12:17:37 AM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/10/2013 12:14:12 AM, daytonanerd wrote: Granted, it's your soul because you've been reincarnated as him. I wish I had a unicorn. GRAND POOBAH OF DDO fnord |
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8/10/2013 12:25:00 AM Posted: 4 years ago At 8/10/2013 12:17:37 AM, FREEDO wrote:At 8/10/2013 12:14:12 AM, daytonanerd wrote: Granted. It is so excited to see you that it runs at you. His horn stabs your testicles. I wish that RoyalPaladin left DDO. Cringe |