Total Posts:265|Showing Posts:1-30|Last Page
Jump to topic:

Corrupt a Wish

AlwaysMoreThanYou
Posts: 2,900
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/9/2012 2:53:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I got this idea from the NationStates forum. Basically, you post a wish and the next person to post grants your wish, but messes it up somehow, then they post a wish of their own.

Example:

Person A: I wish for some puppies.
Person B: Granted, you receive three stale hush puppies. I wish for a piece of chalk.
Person C: Granted, but the chalk is the same color as the chalkboard. I wish to find everything I lost in the past ten years.

(and so on and so on)

I wish for world peace.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
bossyburrito
Posts: 14,075
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/9/2012 3:16:29 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
http://www.debate.org... ...
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
EvanK
Posts: 599
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 2:53:59 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
I got this idea from the NationStates forum. Basically, you post a wish and the next person to post grants your wish, but messes it up somehow, then they post a wish of their own.

Example:

Person A: I wish for some puppies.
Person B: Granted, you receive three stale hush puppies. I wish for a piece of chalk.
Person C: Granted, but the chalk is the same color as the chalkboard. I wish to find everything I lost in the past ten years.

(and so on and so on)

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but everyone is killed in the process.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.
The problem with socialism is that, sooner or later, you run out of people's money."_Margaret Thatcher

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."_Thomas Jefferson

"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."_Thomas Jefferson

"It is easier to fool someone than to convince them that they have been fooled."-Mark Twain
UnStupendousMan
Posts: 3,475
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.
blackhawk1331
Posts: 4,932
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.
Because you said it was a waste, numb nuts. - Drafter

So fvck you. :) - TV

Use prima facie correctly or not at all. - Noumena
MouthWash
Posts: 2,607
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.

It comes true, but on your first wish you meant to say world peace, and it came out as pieces...

I wish for the person below me to convert to Zoroastrianism.
"Well, that gives whole new meaning to my assassination. If I was going to die anyway, perhaps I should leave the Bolsheviks' descendants some Christmas cookies instead of breaking their dishes and vodka bottles in their sleep." -Tsar Nicholas II (YYW)
Awesome-Sauce
Posts: 208
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/9/2012 11:14:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM, MouthWash wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.

It comes true, but on your first wish you meant to say world peace, and it came out as pieces...

I wish for the person below me to convert to Zoroastrianism.

Granted, the great Ahura Mazda shall come down before you, sense you are a great evil in this world, and destroy you.

I wish for an apple.
Cogito ergo sum - Rene Descartes

: At 6/23/2012 1:15:48 AM, bossyburrito wrote: (to Jimtimmy)
:
: You are the equivelent of a fly buzzing around a cow. I can just swat you with my tail without it taking my attention away from grazing the sweet grass that is DDO.

DDOians for a better DDO! (DDOfabDDO)
Rockylightning
Posts: 2,862
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/10/2012 2:01:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 11:14:23 PM, Awesome-Sauce wrote:
At 6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM, MouthWash wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.

It comes true, but on your first wish you meant to say world peace, and it came out as pieces...

I wish for the person below me to convert to Zoroastrianism.

Granted, the great Ahura Mazda shall come down before you, sense you are a great evil in this world, and destroy you.

I wish for an apple.

Granted, but it's laced with potassium cyanide.

I wish for peace love and happiness.
Rockylightning
Posts: 2,862
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/10/2012 2:01:58 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/9/2012 11:14:23 PM, Awesome-Sauce wrote:
At 6/9/2012 4:25:57 PM, MouthWash wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:54:47 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:
At 6/9/2012 3:48:52 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
First off, I did the last corrupt-a-wish thing, which I also derived from NS and a PREVIOUS corrupt-a-wish thread here on DDO. So this is like Corrupt-a-wish III.

At 6/9/2012 12:41:28 PM, EvanK wrote:

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, they have to declare bankruptcy the next year and fold due to financial pressure.

I wish for a beautiful singing voice.

Granted, you're on an uninhabited island with no way to escape and you've gone deaf.

I wish for a million more wishes.

It comes true, but on your first wish you meant to say world peace, and it came out as pieces...

I wish for the person below me to convert to Zoroastrianism.

Granted, the great Ahura Mazda shall come down before you, sense you are a great evil in this world, and destroy you.

I wish for an apple.

Granted, but it's laced with potassium cyanide.

I wish for peace love and happiness.

Granted, but it's between only insects.

I wish for a new camera.

Granted, but it takes pictures in radio waves and is the size of a football field, not to mention impossible to work without a staff of NASA employees.

I wish to learn a new language.
AlwaysMoreThanYou
Posts: 2,900
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
Rockylightning
Posts: 2,862
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
KingDebater
Posts: 687
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.
GOP
Posts: 453
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.
SarcasticIndeed
Posts: 2,215
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.
<SIGNATURE CENSORED> nac
AnDoctuir
Posts: 11,060
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.
AlbinoBunny
Posts: 3,781
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).
bladerunner060 | bsh1 , 2014! Presidency campaign!

http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org... - Running for president.
http://www.debate.org... - Running as his vice president.

May the best man win!
AnDoctuir
Posts: 11,060
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 5:05:43 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

;D

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).
xXCryptoXx
Posts: 5,000
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.

Also. You get a boner and he spots it.

He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.
Nolite Timere
Subutai
Posts: 3,198
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.
I'm becoming less defined as days go by, fading away, and well you might say, I'm losing focus, kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself.
daytonanerd
Posts: 6,769
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.
#FeeltheFreezerBern
Subutai
Posts: 3,198
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.
I'm becoming less defined as days go by, fading away, and well you might say, I'm losing focus, kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself.
daytonanerd
Posts: 6,769
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.
#FeeltheFreezerBern
Subutai
Posts: 3,198
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.

Granted. But now they're both psychopathic murderers and they kill you.

I wish for no wishes,
I'm becoming less defined as days go by, fading away, and well you might say, I'm losing focus, kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself.
daytonanerd
Posts: 6,769
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 10:29:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.

Granted. But now they're both psychopathic murderers and they kill you.

I wish for no wishes,

They sound like fun, so I would be alright with that.

Granted. However, you develop cancer that can't be curd, except with a wish.

I wish I lived in Heaven with my family and my friends.
#FeeltheFreezerBern
Subutai
Posts: 3,198
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 10:36:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:29:27 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.

Granted. But now they're both psychopathic murderers and they kill you.

I wish for no wishes,

They sound like fun, so I would be alright with that.

Granted. However, you develop cancer that can't be curd, except with a wish.

I wish I lived in Heaven with my family and my friends.

Granted. However, it's only an illusion - you're really in hell and they're torturing you with happy thoughts of what could have been...

I wish I had some bongos.
I'm becoming less defined as days go by, fading away, and well you might say, I'm losing focus, kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself.
daytonanerd
Posts: 6,769
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 11:09:40 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:36:14 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:29:27 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:25:37 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:15:51 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:07:13 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:05:08 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:54:42 PM, Subutai wrote:
At 8/9/2013 9:29:09 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 8/9/2013 5:03:53 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:55:19 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:37:39 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 8/9/2013 4:13:58 PM, GOP wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:42:42 AM, KingDebater wrote:
At 6/10/2012 8:15:48 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/10/2012 3:36:44 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 6/10/2012 2:09:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
I wish to learn a new language.

Granted, but the new language only has two words.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but the candy is cat-candy (AKA catnip)
I wish for omniscience.
Granted, but the gross stuff that people did weirds you out so much that you are psychologically scarred for the rest of your life.

I wish for buried treasure.

Granted, but what's in there is nothing but fool's gold. I wish for some paper airplanes.

Granted, all are soaked wet.

I wish for me to die peacefully without an afterlife.

In your worrying, you will receive neither.

I wish for peace betwixt my demon and I.

Granted, but only because you surrender and your demon takes control.

I wish for a nice massage from a hot woman (that definitely is a hot woman... lol).

Granted, but she's married and her husband is watching with a loaded shotgun.


Also. You get a boner and he spots it.


He blows your weenie off with a shotgun.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But everyone dies in the process.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But you become disappointed that you got nothing.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive, and never died.

Granted. But he's some psychopathic murderer after two years (after his "death" in '91) and he kills Wilt Chamberlain.

I wish to not be disappointed that I wished for nothing.

Granted. However, it has no effect on you, since you made the wish for nothing in the past.

I wish both Wilt Chamberlain and Freddie Mercury are still alive, and never died.

Granted. But now they're both psychopathic murderers and they kill you.

I wish for no wishes,

They sound like fun, so I would be alright with that.

Granted. However, you develop cancer that can't be curd, except with a wish.

I wish I lived in Heaven with my family and my friends.

Granted. However, it's only an illusion - you're really in hell and they're torturing you with happy thoughts of what could have been...

I wish I had some bongos.

Granted. However, they are made of your lost hopes and dreams.

I wish Aang, Sokka, Toph, Katara, and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender were some of my friends.
#FeeltheFreezerBern
MassiveDump
Posts: 3,423
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/9/2013 11:38:43 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 11:09:40 PM, daytonanerd wrote:


I wish Aang, Sokka, Toph, Katara, and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender were some of my friends.

Granted. They're the movie version as directed by M. Night Shabooby.

I wish you could come home for Christmas.
daytonanerd
Posts: 6,769
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/10/2013 12:14:12 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 11:38:43 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 8/9/2013 11:09:40 PM, daytonanerd wrote:


I wish Aang, Sokka, Toph, Katara, and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender were some of my friends.

Granted. They're the movie version as directed by M. Night Shabooby.

I wish you could come home for Christmas.

Granted. I go to my computer, and cyberbully you, making your life a living hell.

I wish MassiveDump had a soul.
#FeeltheFreezerBern
FREEDO
Posts: 21,057
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/10/2013 12:17:37 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 12:14:12 AM, daytonanerd wrote:
I wish MassiveDump had a soul.

Granted, it's your soul because you've been reincarnated as him.

I wish I had a unicorn.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
daytonanerd
Posts: 6,769
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
8/10/2013 12:25:00 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 12:17:37 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 8/10/2013 12:14:12 AM, daytonanerd wrote:
I wish MassiveDump had a soul.

Granted, it's your soul because you've been reincarnated as him.

I wish I had a unicorn.

Granted. It is so excited to see you that it runs at you. His horn stabs your testicles.

I wish that RoyalPaladin left DDO.
#FeeltheFreezerBern