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8/25/2009 9:06:43 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I use balls a lot. I say what the balls, why the balls, I'm _____ as balls (anything fits there), or just say BALLS.

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8/25/2009 9:07:26 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
That certainly didn't work, go here: http://www.explosm.net...
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8/25/2009 9:29:35 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Hmm... "Actor-beneficiary breach?" "Socialist?" "Altruist?" "Faithful?"

Nah... "Tax."
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8/25/2009 9:36:14 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/25/2009 9:29:35 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Hmm... "Actor-beneficiary breach?" "Socialist?" "Altruist?" "Faithful?"

Nah... "Tax."

If you lose something, would you randomly yell tax?

I forgot to post my favorite balls-ism, go balls yourself! Other ones that are up there on the best balls-ism list have something to do with growing some.
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8/25/2009 9:52:14 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/25/2009 9:36:14 PM, ccstateisback wrote:
At 8/25/2009 9:29:35 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Hmm... "Actor-beneficiary breach?" "Socialist?" "Altruist?" "Faithful?"

Nah... "Tax."

If you lose something, would you randomly yell tax?

I think I'll do that next time I lose something, sure.
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8/25/2009 9:53:57 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I start cussing in Cantonese and Japanese.
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"The law is there to destroy evil under the constitutional government."
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8/25/2009 9:54:48 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
That is still swearing.
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8/25/2009 9:55:57 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Not at school it isn't.
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Just in case I get into some BS with FREEDO again about how he's NOT a narcissist.

"The law is there to destroy evil under the constitutional government."
So... what's there to destroy evil inside of and above the constitutional government?
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8/25/2009 10:02:00 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I got one of my friends to teach me swiss-german swear words that I can say after a bad race (apparently you can't say sh!t), but that doesn't count in this thread. I want replacement words.
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8/25/2009 10:03:36 PM
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Oh. Well, I don't have any of those.
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Just in case I get into some BS with FREEDO again about how he's NOT a narcissist.

"The law is there to destroy evil under the constitutional government."
So... what's there to destroy evil inside of and above the constitutional government?
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8/25/2009 10:06:42 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Not even for use around parents or anyone else you normally wouldn't swear around that can understand cantonese or japanese?
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8/25/2009 10:08:10 PM
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Mine would be "fudge", as in "what the fudge?!". That or "crud".

I say these even in circumstances where I can swear.
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8/25/2009 10:12:59 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I hear fudge a lot. Most of the time it's when people are in the middle of saying fu<k and end up saying fuuu...dge and ending the word kind of quietly.
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8/25/2009 10:20:15 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/25/2009 10:06:42 PM, ccstateisback wrote:
Not even for use around parents or anyone else you normally wouldn't swear around that can understand cantonese or japanese?

I just cuss everywhere.

Except in class, when I'd be interrupting the teacher.
Or in front of a police officer or some other authority figure, which would get me into trouble.

It frankly doesn't matter to me whether people see me as a pottymouth or not, because I know I ask relevant and intelligent questions, and am able to give relevant and intelligent answers. I think my parents and friends just take it as a quirk of mine or something.
: If you weren't new here, you'd know not to feed me such attention. This is like an orgasm in my brain right now. *hehe, my name is in a title, hehe* (http://www.debate.org...)

Just in case I get into some BS with FREEDO again about how he's NOT a narcissist.

"The law is there to destroy evil under the constitutional government."
So... what's there to destroy evil inside of and above the constitutional government?
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8/25/2009 10:23:32 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I try to control what people think of me. I usually don't do the greatest, but at least they don't think that I talk like I'm a sailor.
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8/25/2009 10:25:19 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Well everyone tries to manipulate what other people think of them.

I just think people who are affected by expletives to be not worth my time, so I act accordingly. By not really keeping track of when I use profanity.
: If you weren't new here, you'd know not to feed me such attention. This is like an orgasm in my brain right now. *hehe, my name is in a title, hehe* (http://www.debate.org...)

Just in case I get into some BS with FREEDO again about how he's NOT a narcissist.

"The law is there to destroy evil under the constitutional government."
So... what's there to destroy evil inside of and above the constitutional government?
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8/25/2009 10:30:23 PM
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For me, it seems like instinct. If I'm chilling with my friends and something goes wrong, I'll combine a few words and say fuckshits or something like that, but if I'm watching a Chelsea game with my Dad and brother and we get scored on, I say crap, or I throw something.
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8/25/2009 10:31:46 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/25/2009 10:30:23 PM, ccstateisback wrote:
For me, it seems like instinct. If I'm chilling with my friends and something goes wrong, I'll combine a few words and say fuckshits or something like that, but if I'm watching a Chelsea game with my Dad and brother and we get scored on, I say crap, or I throw something.

Wait, so are we allowed to swear on this site now? If so, it's about time.
"Let me tell you the truth. The truth is, 'what is'. And 'what should be' is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago. The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is." - Lenny Bruce

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"And Genisis 1 does match modern science... you just have to try really hard." - GR33K FR33K5
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8/25/2009 10:36:45 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/25/2009 10:31:46 PM, leet4A1 wrote:
At 8/25/2009 10:30:23 PM, ccstateisback wrote:
For me, it seems like instinct. If I'm chilling with my friends and something goes wrong, I'll combine a few words and say fuckshits or something like that, but if I'm watching a Chelsea game with my Dad and brother and we get scored on, I say crap, or I throw something.

Wait, so are we allowed to swear on this site now? If so, it's about time.

No, you have to be creative and change words. You can't say fu<k, but you can say fuckin'.
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8/25/2009 10:39:34 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/25/2009 10:36:45 PM, ccstateisback wrote:
At 8/25/2009 10:31:46 PM, leet4A1 wrote:
At 8/25/2009 10:30:23 PM, ccstateisback wrote:
For me, it seems like instinct. If I'm chilling with my friends and something goes wrong, I'll combine a few words and say fuckshits or something like that, but if I'm watching a Chelsea game with my Dad and brother and we get scored on, I say crap, or I throw something.

Wait, so are we allowed to swear on this site now? If so, it's about time.

No, you have to be creative and change words. You can't say fu<k, but you can say fuckin'.

What? In your last 2 posts you've said fu.... that particular word twice. What would it matter if you add a couple of letters after it, it's the same thing.
"Let me tell you the truth. The truth is, 'what is'. And 'what should be' is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago. The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is." - Lenny Bruce

"Satan goes to church, did you know that?" - Godsands

"And Genisis 1 does match modern science... you just have to try really hard." - GR33K FR33K5
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8/25/2009 10:44:28 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
The profanity filter should catch things like that, but it doesn't.
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8/26/2009 4:15:49 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/25/2009 10:02:00 PM, ccstateisback wrote:
I got one of my friends to teach me swiss-german swear words that I can say after a bad race (apparently you can't say sh!t), but that doesn't count in this thread. I want replacement words.

"Scheisse" means 'sh!t' or you could say "merde" which is the same in French

"Arschloche" means 'a$$hole' in German and "Schwule" means 'gay'.

Or you could try using British swearwords that are extremely offensive here but are tolerated in the US.

"Wanker" means an habitual masturbator

"Bollocks" means testicles

Or try using Cockney rhyming slang. For example "council gritter". I won't tell you what it means but, instead, I will put it into context and see if you can work it out for yourself...

"Little girls are growing up quickly these days. Last night I was watching my five year old daughter playing with her dolls when she bent her Barbie over, lifted up her dress and placed Ken behind her.

I said to her, 'aren't you worried Barbie will get pregnant, darling?' and she turned round and said, 'no, it's okay Dad, he's taking her up the council.'"
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8/26/2009 7:55:01 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/26/2009 3:59:19 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 8/25/2009 9:53:57 PM, Rezzealaux wrote:
I start cussing in Cantonese and Japanese.

Hey! Dai-guo. Ni hao le!

If I'm interpretting correctly, you just called me big brother in Mandarin. With some odd "ni hao le" tagged on the end, as if you used Google to translate something literally for "you're good".
: If you weren't new here, you'd know not to feed me such attention. This is like an orgasm in my brain right now. *hehe, my name is in a title, hehe* (http://www.debate.org...)

Just in case I get into some BS with FREEDO again about how he's NOT a narcissist.

"The law is there to destroy evil under the constitutional government."
So... what's there to destroy evil inside of and above the constitutional government?
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8/26/2009 8:06:23 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/26/2009 7:55:01 AM, Rezzealaux wrote:
At 8/26/2009 3:59:19 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 8/25/2009 9:53:57 PM, Rezzealaux wrote:
I start cussing in Cantonese and Japanese.

Hey! Dai-guo. Ni hao le!

If I'm interpretting correctly, you just called me big brother in Mandarin. With some odd "ni hao le" tagged on the end, as if you used Google to translate something literally for "you're good".

Sorry, don't really speak Cantonese, just a bit of Mandarin. What I meant to say was "Hey! Big Brother (as in the Cantonese slang for a triad boss). You were good there."
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8/26/2009 10:33:30 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/26/2009 8:06:23 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 8/26/2009 7:55:01 AM, Rezzealaux wrote:
At 8/26/2009 3:59:19 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 8/25/2009 9:53:57 PM, Rezzealaux wrote:
I start cussing in Cantonese and Japanese.

Hey! Dai-guo. Ni hao le!

If I'm interpretting correctly, you just called me big brother in Mandarin. With some odd "ni hao le" tagged on the end, as if you used Google to translate something literally for "you're good".

Sorry, don't really speak Cantonese, just a bit of Mandarin. What I meant to say was "Hey! Big Brother (as in the Cantonese slang for a triad boss). You were good there."

I know about the triad boss part :P I've just never heard the combination "ni hao le" before. It sounds really weird and not grammatically correct. But then again you might be right. I don't know grammar formally; I just go by what feels right.
: If you weren't new here, you'd know not to feed me such attention. This is like an orgasm in my brain right now. *hehe, my name is in a title, hehe* (http://www.debate.org...)

Just in case I get into some BS with FREEDO again about how he's NOT a narcissist.

"The law is there to destroy evil under the constitutional government."
So... what's there to destroy evil inside of and above the constitutional government?
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8/26/2009 11:47:57 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
i do like my swear words, and like them even more in odd combintions like CC i think said. Fuckshits, etc.
to replace them, i'll say crap, etc.
but one of my favorite non-swearing expletives was on House Bunny (yes i saw it, and yes, it wasn't very good).
"SWEET BALLS"
usually with emphasis on BALLS.
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8/26/2009 12:19:17 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/26/2009 4:15:49 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 8/25/2009 10:02:00 PM, ccstateisback wrote:
I got one of my friends to teach me swiss-german swear words that I can say after a bad race (apparently you can't say sh!t), but that doesn't count in this thread. I want replacement words.

"Scheisse" means 'sh!t' or you could say "merde" which is the same in French

"Arschloche" means 'a$$hole' in German and "Schwule" means 'gay'.

Or you could try using British swearwords that are extremely offensive here but are tolerated in the US.

"Wanker" means an habitual masturbator

"Bollocks" means testicles

Or try using Cockney rhyming slang. For example "council gritter". I won't tell you what it means but, instead, I will put it into context and see if you can work it out for yourself...

"Little girls are growing up quickly these days. Last night I was watching my five year old daughter playing with her dolls when she bent her Barbie over, lifted up her dress and placed Ken behind her.

I said to her, 'aren't you worried Barbie will get pregnant, darling?' and she turned round and said, 'no, it's okay Dad, he's taking her up the council.'"

I do call people wankers and they have no idea what it means.
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8/26/2009 12:43:57 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/26/2009 10:33:30 AM, Rezzealaux wrote:
At 8/26/2009 8:06:23 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 8/26/2009 7:55:01 AM, Rezzealaux wrote:
At 8/26/2009 3:59:19 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 8/25/2009 9:53:57 PM, Rezzealaux wrote:
I start cussing in Cantonese and Japanese.

Hey! Dai-guo. Ni hao le!

If I'm interpretting correctly, you just called me big brother in Mandarin. With some odd "ni hao le" tagged on the end, as if you used Google to translate something literally for "you're good".

Sorry, don't really speak Cantonese, just a bit of Mandarin. What I meant to say was "Hey! Big Brother (as in the Cantonese slang for a triad boss). You were good there."

I know about the triad boss part :P I've just never heard the combination "ni hao le" before. It sounds really weird and not grammatically correct. But then again you might be right. I don't know grammar formally; I just go by what feels right.

Really, it should be "da-guo-dai" = 'bigger than big brother" and the suffix "le" makes the statement past tense, well at least it does in Mandarin. Where did you learn Chinese, btw?
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8/26/2009 12:47:12 PM
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He is Chinese
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