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TheBellTolls
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7/17/2012 4:09:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
He is coming!
Dear god; the beast will come to tear the very flesh from your eyeballs. He will feast on your entrails! Smother you in cocaine and lick your eviscerated ball sac

Not even your woody allen Jesus can save you now. One comes who will plunder this land from the skies, he will take your women and drink your alcohol. He will not tip waitresses. He has the power of a thousand suns. He likes big butts but is able to lie about it.
So vicious is he and immune to pain, that he surfs the internet using internet explorer, he drinks tea without milk or sugar, and went on the disney channel without his parents permission.

Flee. The bell tolls.
royalpaladin
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7/17/2012 5:34:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/17/2012 4:09:21 PM, TheBellTolls wrote:
He is coming!
Dear god; the beast will come to tear the very flesh from your eyeballs. He will feast on your entrails! Smother you in cocaine and lick your eviscerated ball sac

Not even your woody allen Jesus can save you now. One comes who will plunder this land from the skies, he will take your women and drink your alcohol. He will not tip waitresses.

Last time I checked women don't belong to any group of men.
Maikuru
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7/18/2012 12:25:26 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Actually, I could use a little more cowbell over here.
"You assume I wouldn't want to burn this whole place to the ground."
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