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imabench
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8/19/2012 9:25:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Have you ever looked at your own profile, glanced at your win ratio, and were ever concerned about how high or low it was? Have you ever wanted to debate something but chose not to because you were not comfortable with your win ratio?

If so then this thread applies to you!

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8/19/2012 9:31:33 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I was working on it back in '08 and then was like... um... why do I care about this again?
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8/19/2012 9:50:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Um, I would ask for your help but...
Well, I think I overdosed on your product.
It says not to consume but after I sprayed it all over my profile and inhaled the vapors I just didn't give a fuck.
I think I'm dying.
All well.
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8/19/2012 9:58:36 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/19/2012 9:50:24 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Um, I would ask for your help but...
Well, I think I overdosed on your product.
It says not to consume but after I sprayed it all over my profile and inhaled the vapors I just didn't give a fuck.
I think I'm dying.
All well.

thats one of the side effects, other side effects include..... ah i dont give a fu*k
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8/19/2012 10:17:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I think I have the lowest win percentage of those in the 99 percentile. Want to know my secret ? an alternative product......."FUK IT TOL". I find "FUK IT TOL" to have less nasty side effect and is made with 100% natural ingredients. The irony being that after taking "FUK IT TOL" you won't care that its made with 100% natural ingredients.
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8/19/2012 10:33:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I don't need any help not giving a fuck.
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8/19/2012 10:50:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I was SOOO self-conscious of my W/L ratio! Thanks F*ck It!
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8/20/2012 12:14:00 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/19/2012 10:33:14 PM, MouthWash wrote:
I don't need any help not giving a fuck.

I can attest to this shit written above by that cunt fuck named MouthWash.
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8/20/2012 12:14:51 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/19/2012 10:50:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
I was SOOO self-conscious of my W/L ratio! Thanks F*ck It!

I always accepted you for who you were bby <3<3<3 Fuck it hasn't changed my opinion of you one bit ;D
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8/20/2012 1:38:31 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/20/2012 12:14:51 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 8/19/2012 10:50:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
I was SOOO self-conscious of my W/L ratio! Thanks F*ck It!

I always accepted you for who you were bby <3<3<3 Fuck it hasn't changed my opinion of you one bit ;D

Ahhh thx bby Mises
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9/18/2012 2:17:26 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
#UnbanTheMadman

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9/18/2012 11:10:21 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
If you invent the piss stick and crap trap, so I don't soil myself after taking "F*ck It", I'll pony up.

PS. on the flip side if one really wants to win, just do your debates without any underwear on. It gives such a feeling of power one can't loose.
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9/18/2012 6:48:07 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I need some of that :(
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9/18/2012 7:05:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
In the end most wins are decided by voters who didn't read the debate or only part of it so yeah it doesn't matter much. I care more about how well I believe I did and how well the voters opinions that I value think I did.

(But my ego doesn't allow me to be indifferent unfortunately.)
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9/18/2012 7:06:59 PM
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At 9/18/2012 11:10:21 AM, slo1 wrote:
If you invent the piss stick and crap trap, so I don't soil myself after taking "F*ck It", I'll pony up.

PS. on the flip side if one really wants to win, just do your debates without any underwear on. It gives such a feeling of power one can't loose.

So that's how Jkenyon does it.
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9/18/2012 7:07:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/18/2012 7:06:59 PM, phantom wrote:
At 9/18/2012 11:10:21 AM, slo1 wrote:
If you invent the piss stick and crap trap, so I don't soil myself after taking "F*ck It", I'll pony up.

PS. on the flip side if one really wants to win, just do your debates without any underwear on. It gives such a feeling of power one can't loose.

So that's how Jkenyon does it.

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