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An Ode to Scotty (By my top dawg Chicken)

bossyburrito
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10/16/2012 7:30:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Scottydouglas
I once saw an Atheist, walk across the street,
so I followed him, hoping to meet,
But what was I to find lying at the end of the tunnel?
An Atheist who believed in hell,
A man who said life was a funnel,
and that the giants of Middle Earth built the pyramids.
I asked the man, why,
he ended up saying goodbye,
turning his back, and running off,
The next day, to my own suprise,
I see the little Atheist, cursing at his feet,
I run up to him, and ask him why,
he simply replies by saying hi,
never answering my question and instead going off on a tangent,
talking about Buddha and Jesus with something in mind,
I pull out my bible, and hand it to him,
he slaps my hand away and scream, """I'm an atheist Jim!"""
I ask him how he believes in hell,
he simply says it is part of his religion.
I soon realize this man is insane,
I walk away, but he follows,
he follows me back to my house,
I grow weary and tired, but scared aswell,
for this man, is an atheist going to hell.
~Chicken

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#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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10/16/2012 7:44:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
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MilitaryAtheist
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10/16/2012 8:59:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/16/2012 7:30:53 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Scottydouglas
KFC once KFC an KFC, KFC across the KFC,
so KFC KFC KFC, KFC to KFC,
But what was KFC to KFC KFC at the end of the KFC?
An KFC who KFC in KFC,
A KFC who said KFC was a KFC,
and that the KFC of Middle Earth KFC the KFC.
I KFC the KFC, why,
he ended up KFC goodbye,
KFC his KFC, and KFC off,
The next KFC, to my own suprise,
KFC see the little KFC, KFC at his KFC,
KFC run up to KFC, and KFC KFC why,
he simply KFC by KFC hi,
never KFC my question and KFC going off on a KFC,
KFC about KFC and KFC with something in mind,
KFC pull out my KFC, and KFC it to KFC ,
he KFC my KFC away and KFC, """I'm an KFC KFC!"""
I ask KFC how KFC KFC in KFC,
he simply KFC it is part of KFC KFC.
I soon realize this man is insane,
I walk away, but he follows,
he follows me back to my house,
I grow weary and tired, but scared aswell,
for this man, is an atheist going to hell.
~Chicken



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Ron-Paul
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10/19/2012 9:51:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/16/2012 8:59:02 PM, MilitaryAtheist wrote:
At 10/16/2012 7:30:53 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Scottydouglas
KFC once KFC an KFC, KFC across the KFC,
so KFC KFC KFC, KFC to KFC,
But what was KFC to KFC KFC at the end of the KFC?
An KFC who KFC in KFC,
A KFC who said KFC was a KFC,
and that the KFC of Middle Earth KFC the KFC.
I KFC the KFC, why,
he ended up KFC goodbye,
KFC his KFC, and KFC off,
The next KFC, to my own suprise,
KFC see the little KFC, KFC at his KFC,
KFC run up to KFC, and KFC KFC why,
he simply KFC by KFC hi,
never KFC my question and KFC going off on a KFC,
KFC about KFC and KFC with something in mind,
KFC pull out my KFC, and KFC it to KFC ,
he KFC my KFC away and KFC, """I'm an KFC KFC!"""
I ask KFC how KFC KFC in KFC,
he simply KFC it is part of KFC KFC.
I soon realize this man is insane,
I walk away, but he follows,
he follows me back to my house,
I grow weary and tired, but scared aswell,
for this man, is an atheist going to hell.
~Chicken



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bossyburrito
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4/20/2013 9:17:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
To quote The Stranger:
"But he cut me off and urged me one last time, drawing himself up to his full height and asking me if I believed in God. I said no. He sat down indignantly. He said it was impossible; all men believed in God, even those who turn their backs on him."
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush