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Wallstreetatheist
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10/18/2012 2:12:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Feng Shui

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received.. Hope it works for you -- and me!

Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes

There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.

Do not keep this message.

The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE... Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
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GenesisCreation
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10/18/2012 2:31:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/18/2012 2:12:37 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Feng Shui

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received.. Hope it works for you -- and me!

Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes

There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.

Do not keep this message.

The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE... Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

C:\> Decipher.bat
bad command or file name
C:\> Decipher.exe
bad command or file name
C:\> Decipher.com

Proceeding with decryption....Please Wait

*********************************************
Results

You have posted...Garbage.

Press <ESC> to exit program
*********************************************
Um....You've got a log in your eye.
"I would be suspicious of an argument without any concessions." - John Dickson
sadolite
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10/18/2012 6:23:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/18/2012 2:12:37 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Feng Shui

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received.. Hope it works for you -- and me!

Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes

There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.

Do not keep this message.

The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE... Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

UM, just exactly how long have you been using an email account!! BwaHAHAHAHA
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Wallstreetatheist
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10/19/2012 8:59:17 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/18/2012 6:23:46 PM, sadolite wrote:
UM, just exactly how long have you been using an email account!! BwaHAHAHAHA

What's an email account?
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GenesisCreation
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10/19/2012 9:55:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/19/2012 8:59:17 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 10/18/2012 6:23:46 PM, sadolite wrote:
UM, just exactly how long have you been using an email account!! BwaHAHAHAHA

What's an email account?

"email" - Not quite female, not quite mail.
"account" - A one, a two, a three, a four...Im a count 'till I reach a hundred.
Um....You've got a log in your eye.
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bossyburrito
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10/19/2012 10:01:45 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/19/2012 9:55:47 AM, GenesisCreation wrote:
At 10/19/2012 8:59:17 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 10/18/2012 6:23:46 PM, sadolite wrote:
UM, just exactly how long have you been using an email account!! BwaHAHAHAHA

What's an email account?

"email" - Not quite female, not quite mail.
"account" - A one, a two, a three, a four...Im a count 'till I reach a hundred.

When did you become this funny?
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
MilitaryAtheist
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10/19/2012 10:07:24 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/19/2012 10:01:45 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/19/2012 9:55:47 AM, GenesisCreation wrote:
At 10/19/2012 8:59:17 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 10/18/2012 6:23:46 PM, sadolite wrote:
UM, just exactly how long have you been using an email account!! BwaHAHAHAHA

What's an email account?

"email" - Not quite female, not quite mail.
"account" - A one, a two, a three, a four...Im a count 'till I reach a hundred.

When did you become this funny?

kfc
bossyburrito
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10/19/2012 3:01:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I have a forkus sporkus.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
Wallstreetatheist
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10/19/2012 5:16:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/19/2012 9:55:47 AM, GenesisCreation wrote:
At 10/19/2012 8:59:17 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 10/18/2012 6:23:46 PM, sadolite wrote:
UM, just exactly how long have you been using an email account!! BwaHAHAHAHA

What's an email account?

"email" - Not quite female, not quite mail.
"account" - A one, a two, a three, a four...Im a count 'till I reach a hundred.

I see. Do you teach in London?
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