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10/18/2012 9:49:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Between emospongebob527 and You
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 12:21:11 AM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Bossy! I have a question?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 1:01:53 AM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Hmm.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:13:46 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Are you a male or female!!!!!!!!!!!????????? :)
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:23:08 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Shemale.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:29:02 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Y u no tell me?

Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:29:30 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

HOW U EMBED PHOTO?

Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:30:41 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I pull magic out my pants
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:40:59 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Me too.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:43:42 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

If your profile picture is you, you're cute. <3
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:08:04 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

What did you just say about my daughter?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:08:16 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Dude, she's 14.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:11:30 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I was just kidding :(
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:13:11 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

It's OK. I was kidding. She's my wife.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:13:24 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

And she is 22.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:13:49 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

That's cool
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:14:11 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Funny story, she married me whilst under the influence of whisky in Vegas.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:15:15 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Your dog is a cat
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:16:10 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

What? Are you drunk?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:16:28 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

No I'm silly :P
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:21:50 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

God damn it
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:22:19 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Silly was the name of my first pet. He was a cute little rabbit who would hop around all over,
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:22:55 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

We called him silly because he hopped with a limp. We didn't think much of it at the time.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:14 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Turns out that his leg was infected and rotting from the inside out.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:37 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I remember waking up to his leg detached from his body on my bed.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:49 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I love rabbits.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:52 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I was so sad.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:59 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I was mad at God.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:24:13 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I became an atheist out of pure rage.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:24:21 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I have no concept of God.......................................
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:24:35 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I then burned down a church in a small town nearby.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:24:43 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Killed three people.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:25:05 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Why did you have to dig up these old memories??? Fvck you man.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:25:23 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Wow bossy that's dark....................... Now can I have sex with your daughter?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:26:03 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I have a three-year-old you b*tch.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:26:33 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Her face is deformed because of the drugs her mom did while she was carrying her.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:26:52 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Cocaine can really fvck up a kid.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:27:04 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Of course I never did anything to stop her.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:27:25 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I'm not on dat "big schtuff dat loj ngroinfs
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:27:35 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

After all, she always got incredibly horny after snorting.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:28:05 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Nice :P
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:33:35 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I didn't know the dangers bro. I could have stopped her.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:02 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She bought an AK from her dealer for home defense.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:31 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She didn't know that it was part of a gunwalking op.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:37 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She got arrested
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:54 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Bossy she's fvcked brah
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:59 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

When she got out, she couldn't see her daughter anymore.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:35:18 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Court order
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:35:29 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

To keep her from a bad influence I guess.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:35:42 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She still asks where Mommy is.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:36:04 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Bisexual bigots picketing near the purple palace.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:36:09 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I just try not to cry and tell her that she's at work and that she will be back soon.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:37:10 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

It wasn't even my own fvcking daughter.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:38:06
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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10/18/2012 9:50:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:38:41 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I guess we would have to go to a sperm bank either way
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:38:59 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

You're confusing ho
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:15 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

But I didn't want her to go getting fucked by every man in town.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:25 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She said that she only liked girls,
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:37 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Turns out that she lied.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:46 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She only wanted my money
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:53 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

to fuel her drug habits.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:40:15 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

i thought she loved me
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:40:32 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I like girls who like girls.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:40:56 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She was lying from the first night in vegas.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:41:11 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I had nowhere else to run.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:41:25 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I had to call my mom and tell her the story.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:41:44 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Lesbians. 'Nuff said.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:42:08 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Dude, my life got turned upside down.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:42:26 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Stop jking
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:42:41 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

My mom was scared about the kid's saftey
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:42:55 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

with all the drug cartels and such
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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10/18/2012 9:51:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:43:14 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She called me back and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:43:37 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I opened the door
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:43:44 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

and got on the floor
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:43:57 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

and started walking the dinosaur.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:44:15 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

OH MY FvCKING GOD THAT WAS GOOD.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:44:41 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Mind if I copy this PM and post it in the Misc forum?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:45:11 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

The poop said to the pee, "You're in deep sh*t brah"

In response, the pee said to the poop, "P*ss off brah"
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:45:57 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Go ahead babe.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
Chicken
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10/18/2012 9:58:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
What the FVCK did i just read?
Disciple of Koopin
Right Hand Chicken of the Grand Poobah DDO Vice President FREEDO

Servant of Kfc
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10/18/2012 10:02:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/18/2012 9:58:47 PM, Chicken wrote:
What the FVCK did i just read?

42
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
lewis20
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10/18/2012 10:04:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
http://m.youtube.com...
"If you are a racist I will attack you with the north"- Abraham Lincoln

"Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material" - Leviticus 19 19

"War is a racket" - Smedley Butler
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10/18/2012 10:06:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/18/2012 10:04:14 PM, lewis20 wrote:
http://m.youtube.com...

I'm a lesbian bro
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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10/18/2012 10:11:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/18/2012 10:09:34 PM, Ren wrote:
Lmfao.

Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:38:59 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

You're confusing ho

...classic.

I feel so special, I has a classic ^_^
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
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10/18/2012 10:26:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
My favorite:
"emospongebob527

Bossy she's fvcked brah"
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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10/19/2012 9:46:49 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/18/2012 10:02:45 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/18/2012 9:58:47 PM, Chicken wrote:
What the FVCK did i just read?

42

Lol.
ESocialBookworm
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12/7/2014 7:17:48 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
laughing... my... ars off
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
sadolite
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12/7/2014 11:15:25 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Bossy has a lot of free time on his or her hands
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
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12/8/2014 1:12:37 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/7/2014 7:17:48 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
laughing... my... ars off

I hate you so much right now.

<3
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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12/8/2014 4:23:36 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/8/2014 1:12:37 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 12/7/2014 7:17:48 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
laughing... my... ars off

I hate you so much right now.

<3

There's a thin line between love and hate sweetie <3
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.