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bossyburrito
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10/18/2012 9:49:56 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Between emospongebob527 and You
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 12:21:11 AM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Bossy! I have a question?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 1:01:53 AM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Hmm.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:13:46 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Are you a male or female!!!!!!!!!!!????????? :)
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:23:08 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Shemale.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:29:02 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Y u no tell me?

Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:29:30 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

HOW U EMBED PHOTO?

Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:30:41 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I pull magic out my pants
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:40:59 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Me too.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 8:43:42 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

If your profile picture is you, you're cute. <3
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:08:04 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

What did you just say about my daughter?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:08:16 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Dude, she's 14.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:11:30 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I was just kidding :(
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:13:11 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

It's OK. I was kidding. She's my wife.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:13:24 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

And she is 22.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:13:49 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

That's cool
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:14:11 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Funny story, she married me whilst under the influence of whisky in Vegas.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:15:15 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Your dog is a cat
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:16:10 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

What? Are you drunk?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:16:28 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

No I'm silly :P
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:21:50 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

God damn it
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:22:19 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Silly was the name of my first pet. He was a cute little rabbit who would hop around all over,
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:22:55 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

We called him silly because he hopped with a limp. We didn't think much of it at the time.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:14 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Turns out that his leg was infected and rotting from the inside out.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:37 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I remember waking up to his leg detached from his body on my bed.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:49 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I love rabbits.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:52 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I was so sad.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:23:59 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I was mad at God.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:24:13 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I became an atheist out of pure rage.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:24:21 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I have no concept of God.......................................
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:24:35 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I then burned down a church in a small town nearby.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:24:43 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Killed three people.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:25:05 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Why did you have to dig up these old memories??? Fvck you man.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:25:23 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Wow bossy that's dark....................... Now can I have sex with your daughter?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:26:03 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I have a three-year-old you b*tch.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:26:33 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Her face is deformed because of the drugs her mom did while she was carrying her.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:26:52 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Cocaine can really fvck up a kid.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:27:04 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Of course I never did anything to stop her.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:27:25 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I'm not on dat "big schtuff dat loj ngroinfs
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:27:35 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

After all, she always got incredibly horny after snorting.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:28:05 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Nice :P
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:33:35 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I didn't know the dangers bro. I could have stopped her.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:02 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She bought an AK from her dealer for home defense.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:31 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She didn't know that it was part of a gunwalking op.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:37 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She got arrested
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:54 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Bossy she's fvcked brah
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:34:59 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

When she got out, she couldn't see her daughter anymore.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:35:18 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Court order
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:35:29 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

To keep her from a bad influence I guess.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:35:42 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She still asks where Mommy is.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:36:04 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Bisexual bigots picketing near the purple palace.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:36:09 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I just try not to cry and tell her that she's at work and that she will be back soon.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:37:10 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

It wasn't even my own fvcking daughter.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:38:06
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10/18/2012 9:50:13 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:38:41 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I guess we would have to go to a sperm bank either way
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:38:59 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

You're confusing ho
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:15 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

But I didn't want her to go getting fucked by every man in town.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:25 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She said that she only liked girls,
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:37 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Turns out that she lied.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:46 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She only wanted my money
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:39:53 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

to fuel her drug habits.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:40:15 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

i thought she loved me
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:40:32 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

I like girls who like girls.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:40:56 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She was lying from the first night in vegas.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:41:11 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I had nowhere else to run.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:41:25 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I had to call my mom and tell her the story.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:41:44 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Lesbians. 'Nuff said.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:42:08 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Dude, my life got turned upside down.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:42:26 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Stop jking
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:42:41 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

My mom was scared about the kid's saftey
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:42:55 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

with all the drug cartels and such
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10/18/2012 9:51:00 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:43:14 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

She called me back and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:43:37 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

I opened the door
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:43:44 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

and got on the floor
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:43:57 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

and started walking the dinosaur.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:44:15 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

OH MY FvCKING GOD THAT WAS GOOD.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:44:41 PM
Posted by:
bossyburrito

Mind if I copy this PM and post it in the Misc forum?
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:45:11 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

The poop said to the pee, "You're in deep sh*t brah"

In response, the pee said to the poop, "P*ss off brah"
Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:45:57 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

Go ahead babe.
Chicken
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10/18/2012 9:58:47 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
What the FVCK did i just read?
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lewis20
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10/18/2012 10:04:14 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
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"If you are a racist I will attack you with the north"- Abraham Lincoln

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"War is a racket" - Smedley Butler
emospongebob527
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10/18/2012 10:11:45 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/18/2012 10:09:34 PM, Ren wrote:
Lmfao.

Thursday, October 18, 2012 @ 9:38:59 PM
Posted by:

emospongebob527

You're confusing ho

...classic.

I feel so special, I has a classic ^_^
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
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10/19/2012 9:46:49 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/18/2012 10:02:45 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/18/2012 9:58:47 PM, Chicken wrote:
What the FVCK did i just read?

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Lol.
ESocialBookworm
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12/7/2014 7:17:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
laughing... my... ars off
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.
Deep down, we're all dumbassses who act like shittheads

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
ESocialBookworm
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12/8/2014 4:23:36 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/8/2014 1:12:37 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 12/7/2014 7:17:48 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
laughing... my... ars off

I hate you so much right now.

<3

There's a thin line between love and hate sweetie <3
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.
Deep down, we're all dumbassses who act like shittheads

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.