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1dustpelt
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11/20/2012 3:37:56 PM
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One more reason not to smoke
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1dustpelt
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11/20/2012 3:44:26 PM
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Republican deer keeps attacking Obama sign. Nearby Romney signs were unharmed.

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Deer has to be relocated after repeatedly trying to mate with a cow.
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Ore_Ele
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11/20/2012 10:57:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/20/2012 3:44:26 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com...

Republican deer keeps attacking Obama sign. Nearby Romney signs were unharmed.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com...

Deer has to be relocated after repeatedly trying to mate with a cow.

Why would a deer be a republican? Don't they know that most hunters are republicans?

<please follow this with some witty political quip making fun of either republicans or democrats, please do not attack deer>

(waits for people to start attacking deer).
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11/21/2012 3:21:13 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Also, WTF with tasing a deer. It doesn't know what it is. That's what sleep darts are for.
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11/21/2012 7:27:07 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/21/2012 3:21:13 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Also, WTF with tasing a deer. It doesn't know what it is. That's what sleep darts are for.

Those aren't nearly as fun. Believe me, I've incorporated both into my love life.
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11/21/2012 8:12:08 AM
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At 11/20/2012 3:37:56 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:
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One more reason not to smoke

If I was those men I would jump on that deer's back and slit it's freaking throat. No one (not even a deer) messes with my cigarettes.
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11/21/2012 8:42:14 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Why he want his cigarettes back? Could have just left them with the deer?
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11/21/2012 2:21:26 PM
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At 11/21/2012 8:43:33 AM, tulle wrote:
At 11/20/2012 10:58:14 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:


I was going to post this lmfao

Imagine what other crazy beliefs this lady has, oh dear god.
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