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brian_eggleston
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11/24/2012 6:07:05 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I know many members of this site are students and, as such, may well have a limited income. With this in mind, I thought I'd start a thread wherein thrifty members could pass on their top money-saving tips to their fellow cash-strapped scholars.

I'll get the ball rolling...
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Kinesis
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11/24/2012 8:12:13 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/24/2012 8:00:19 AM, Thaddeus wrote:
I have found being Jewish an invaluable strategy for saving money.

I have a Jewish surname. I can literally get away with not paying people for stuff with the excuse "sorry, I'm a Jew". It actually works. I don't think I'm doing Jew's reputations any good though.
Kinesis
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11/24/2012 8:15:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/24/2012 6:07:45 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Students! Save money on expensive nicotine chewing gum by simply chewing normal gum and smoking a cigarette at the same time.

Also, don't buy cigarettes. Go outside clubs where everyone's smoking and get off with the girls there. Works almost as well.
bossyburrito
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11/24/2012 8:35:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Work.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
AlwaysMoreThanYou
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11/24/2012 8:41:38 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
http://www.unclegrump.com...
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
phantom
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11/24/2012 11:51:53 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I just live off my parents.
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phantom
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11/24/2012 11:52:25 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/24/2012 11:51:53 AM, phantom wrote:
I just live off my parents.

Though I do have a job. I just haven't spent any of the money I've gotten from it.
"Music is a zen-like ecstatic state where you become the new man of the future, the Nietzschean merger of Apollo and Dionysus." Ray Manzarek (The Doors)
jedipengiun
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11/24/2012 3:40:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I recently noticed that at my friends local, there are bottles of ketchup on the tables for those who are eating. But! They're always on the table. So, bag it, take the bottle home with you. :)

Go to the toilets at your local pubs, walk into the bathrooms, and steal the loo roll. It's there to be used. Use it all. In your own home. Because you have taken it there.
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: At 6/22/2012 1:46:11 PM, Kinesis wrote:
: Also, as an Englishman I'm obligated to be prejudiced against gingers and the French.

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: Every self-respecting philosopher needs to smoke a pipe.
badger
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11/24/2012 4:49:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I dunno about where you guys are from, but over here kegs of beer are left outside pubs in the morning like how newspapers are with newsagents...
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badger
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11/24/2012 5:03:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Fvck women you're never gonna see again to save money on condoms. Just make sure not to give your real name...
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Thaddeus
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11/24/2012 5:16:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/24/2012 5:03:16 PM, badger wrote:
Fvck women you're never gonna see again to save money on condoms. Just make sure not to give your real name...

I just kill them afterwards. Saves having to remember fake names
johnnyboy54
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11/24/2012 5:22:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/24/2012 5:16:06 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 11/24/2012 5:03:16 PM, badger wrote:
Fvck women you're never gonna see again to save money on condoms. Just make sure not to give your real name...

I just kill them afterwards. Saves having to remember fake names

Plus you can use the meat after you kill her for food. Don't be so wasteful Thad.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
badger
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11/24/2012 9:37:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/24/2012 5:22:21 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 11/24/2012 5:16:06 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 11/24/2012 5:03:16 PM, badger wrote:
Fvck women you're never gonna see again to save money on condoms. Just make sure not to give your real name...

I just kill them afterwards. Saves having to remember fake names

Plus you can use the meat after you kill her for food. Don't be so wasteful Thad.

You two are sick.
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badger
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11/24/2012 9:44:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Frequent random house parties and rob all around you. And then if you're not let in, you can piss in through the letter box and take chase for amusement.
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badger
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11/24/2012 9:46:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I've heard bread will strain most of the stuff that will kill you out of the likes of white spirits and things like that, making for cheap alcohol. Dunno would I chance that one though...
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