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Wallstreetatheist
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11/28/2012 5:51:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
What are the upsides to worshipping Satan? Are they just earthly, temporary benefits, or do I also get to command a legion of demons in hell or something?
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socialpinko
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11/28/2012 6:12:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
When I found out Satanists don't really worship Satan a little bit of me died inside. My whole childhood was built on lies!!
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Koopin
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11/28/2012 9:21:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/28/2012 6:12:19 PM, socialpinko wrote:
When I found out Satanists don't really worship Satan a little bit of me died inside. My whole childhood was built on lies!!

This.

There are in fact some people who go hardcore and actually do, but it's rare.
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11/29/2012 6:10:39 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/28/2012 5:51:18 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What are the upsides to worshipping Satan? Are they just earthly, temporary benefits, or do I also get to command a legion of demons in hell or something?

You get an endless supply of hookers and beer in hell.
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MilitaryAtheist
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11/29/2012 1:20:49 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/29/2012 6:10:39 AM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 11/28/2012 5:51:18 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What are the upsides to worshipping Satan? Are they just earthly, temporary benefits, or do I also get to command a legion of demons in hell or something?

You get an endless supply of hookers and beer in hell.

HAIL SATAN>

dont forget all the geniuses.
Wallstreetatheist
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11/29/2012 1:53:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/29/2012 1:20:49 PM, MilitaryAtheist wrote:
At 11/29/2012 6:10:39 AM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 11/28/2012 5:51:18 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What are the upsides to worshipping Satan? Are they just earthly, temporary benefits, or do I also get to command a legion of demons in hell or something?

You get an endless supply of hookers and beer in hell.

HAIL SATAN>

dont forget all the geniuses.

Will I be able to hold a conversation with them, or will they be to busy screaming as their skin perpetually burns off?
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SarcasticIndeed
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11/29/2012 3:09:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/29/2012 1:53:57 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 11/29/2012 1:20:49 PM, MilitaryAtheist wrote:
At 11/29/2012 6:10:39 AM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 11/28/2012 5:51:18 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
What are the upsides to worshipping Satan? Are they just earthly, temporary benefits, or do I also get to command a legion of demons in hell or something?

You get an endless supply of hookers and beer in hell.

HAIL SATAN>

dont forget all the geniuses.

Will I be able to hold a conversation with them, or will they be to busy screaming as their skin perpetually burns off?

Of course you will, assuming you can force yourself out of the endless sex sober.
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FREEDO
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11/30/2012 3:52:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/28/2012 6:12:19 PM, socialpinko wrote:
When I found out Satanists don't really worship Satan a little bit of me died inside. My whole childhood was built on lies!!

I sure do, sir. Prometheus is a prophet of our Lady.
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