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dylancatlow
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2/20/2013 11:35:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Take a position on an issue and write a haiku with a concise and poetic argument! Please state what issue you are referring to.
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2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.
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2/20/2013 11:39:36 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Morality

What is this morality
We do not know it
Yet still we think that we do

Haiku's are 5-7-5 right?
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
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2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.
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2/20/2013 11:40:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.

I love you.
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2/20/2013 11:40:52 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Re: Haikus are gay

I take offense sir
Haikus are not gay, at least
Not like ur mother
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

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2/20/2013 11:41:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:40:52 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Re: Haikus are gay

I take offense sir
Haikus are not gay, at least
Not like ur mother

Lol
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2/20/2013 11:44:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:40:52 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Re: Haikus are gay

I take offense sir
Haikus are not gay, at least
Not like ur mother

Re:

No, Haikus are gay
Just like your hookup last night
Have fun with the AIDs
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"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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2/20/2013 11:44:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.

If you speak like this
Another time good kind sir
I will spill your blood
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
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2/20/2013 11:46:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:44:30 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:40:52 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Re: Haikus are gay

I take offense sir
Haikus are not gay, at least
Not like ur mother

Re:

No, Haikus are gay
Just like your hookup last night
Have fun with the AIDs

My hookup was with
Your current girlfriend good sir
So you have it too
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
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2/20/2013 11:47:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:47:08 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
Budda are you drunk tonight?

Maybe :P
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
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2/20/2013 11:47:59 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:44:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.

If you speak like this
Another time good kind sir
I will spill your blood

Empty threats.
You are nothing but yellow.
Rubber ducky man.
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2/20/2013 11:48:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:46:12 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:30 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:40:52 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Re: Haikus are gay

I take offense sir
Haikus are not gay, at least
Not like ur mother

Re:

No, Haikus are gay
Just like your hookup last night
Have fun with the AIDs

My hookup was with
Your current girlfriend good sir
So you have it too

I slept with her then!
Pics or it didnt happen.
You suck at dissin'
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"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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2/20/2013 11:48:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:47:38 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:47:08 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
Budda are you drunk tonight?

Maybe :P

"meh-beh"
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2/20/2013 11:49:55 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:47:59 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.

If you speak like this
Another time good kind sir
I will spill your blood

Empty threats.
You are nothing but yellow.
Rubber ducky man.

you fail at this
For your first line has but three
Syllables good sir
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
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2/20/2013 11:51:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:49:55 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:47:59 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.

If you speak like this
Another time good kind sir
I will spill your blood

Empty threats.
You are nothing but yellow.
Rubber ducky man.

you fail at this
For your first line has but three
Syllables good sir

OOHHHH SHITT!!!! BUDDHA GOES TO THE NEXT ROUND
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#StandwithBossy

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"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
Buddamoose
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2/20/2013 11:52:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:48:18 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:46:12 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:30 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:40:52 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Re: Haikus are gay

I take offense sir
Haikus are not gay, at least
Not like ur mother

Re:

No, Haikus are gay
Just like your hookup last night
Have fun with the AIDs

My hookup was with
Your current girlfriend good sir
So you have it too

I slept with her then!
Pics or it didnt happen.
You suck at dissin'

So you do admit
To sleeping with her then sir
you have proved my point
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
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2/20/2013 11:53:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:51:01 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:49:55 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:47:59 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.

If you speak like this
Another time good kind sir
I will spill your blood

Empty threats.
You are nothing but yellow.
Rubber ducky man.

you fail at this
For your first line has but three
Syllables good sir

OOHHHH SHITT!!!! BUDDHA GOES TO THE NEXT ROUND

*bows*

Thank you all people
For this marvelous reward
Bring on the next noob
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
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2/20/2013 11:53:59 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:49:55 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:47:59 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.

If you speak like this
Another time good kind sir
I will spill your blood

Empty threats.
You are nothing but yellow.
Rubber ducky man.

you fail at this
For your first line has but three
Syllables good sir

Th-reat-s, that's two.
Pending pronounciation.
I speak correctly.
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2/20/2013 11:54:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:52:15 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:48:18 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:46:12 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:30 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:40:52 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Re: Haikus are gay

I take offense sir
Haikus are not gay, at least
Not like ur mother

Re:

No, Haikus are gay
Just like your hookup last night
Have fun with the AIDs

My hookup was with
Your current girlfriend good sir
So you have it too

I slept with her then!
Pics or it didnt happen.
You suck at dissin'

So you do admit
To sleeping with her then sir
you have proved my point

Saying the same shitt
It didnt burn the first time
Stop trying to spit.
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"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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2/20/2013 11:54:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:54:18 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:52:15 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:48:18 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:46:12 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:30 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:40:52 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Re: Haikus are gay

I take offense sir
Haikus are not gay, at least
Not like ur mother

Re:

No, Haikus are gay
Just like your hookup last night
Have fun with the AIDs

My hookup was with
Your current girlfriend good sir
So you have it too

I slept with her then!
Pics or it didnt happen.
You suck at dissin'

So you do admit
To sleeping with her then sir
you have proved my point

Saying that same shitt
It didnt burn the first time
Stop trying to spit.
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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2/20/2013 11:55:29 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:53:59 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:49:55 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:47:59 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.

If you speak like this
Another time good kind sir
I will spill your blood

Empty threats.
You are nothing but yellow.
Rubber ducky man.

you fail at this
For your first line has but three
Syllables good sir

Th-reat-s, that's two.
Pending pronounciation.
I speak correctly.

Even if it is
But two syllables good sir
That leaves you short one
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
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2/20/2013 11:56:26 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I've fvcked up badly.
I must admit, my count was
incorrect. Damn it.
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2/20/2013 11:57:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:54:18 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:52:15 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:48:18 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:46:12 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:44:30 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:40:52 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:37:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
Topic: Haiku's are gay

Argument:

This is a sentence.
This is also a sentence.
This is a sentence.

Re: Haikus are gay

I take offense sir
Haikus are not gay, at least
Not like ur mother

Re:

No, Haikus are gay
Just like your hookup last night
Have fun with the AIDs

My hookup was with
Your current girlfriend good sir
So you have it too

I slept with her then!
Pics or it didnt happen.
You suck at dissin'

So you do admit
To sleeping with her then sir
you have proved my point

Saying the same shitt
It didnt burn the first time
Stop trying to spit.

The fact that you have
Said that it did not burn man
Just proves that it did
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
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2/20/2013 11:58:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:56:26 PM, tvellalott wrote:
I've fvcked up badly.
I must admit, my count was
incorrect. Damn it.

Indeed you have sir
But it is quite alright bro
We deff forgive you
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
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2/20/2013 11:58:31 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/20/2013 11:44:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 2/20/2013 11:39:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
A worse idea,
There has never been thought up.
Get the fvck out, b!tch.

If you speak like this
Another time good kind sir
I will spill your blood

Reciprocity
Won't make the world better
Why the hell would it?
#UnbanTheMadman

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Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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2/20/2013 11:59:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'm done with this clown.
His poems don't dis, they just fail.
I'm moving on noob

*drops mic*

goodnight everyone
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"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

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: thett was right
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2/20/2013 11:59:59 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
To break this cycle. The way I say threats, I pronounce it as three syllables.
But then, when I wrote the response I wrote two instead of three. >_<

Anyone want to do a judged, 5 round haiku diss debate?
I didn't realise how fun these were.
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