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how many 5 year olds can you beat in a fight?

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4/7/2013 3:10:50 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
With some people, its more like: How many 5 year old's can beat you in a fight. But we want to know the average fighting/survival/arrogance levels of the DDO community. On a scale of 1-200, 200 being unrealistic chuck Norris level, how many can you take on all at once? Mixture of boys and girls. Moral qualms not considered. I'd give myself a solid 50 since 5 year olds are sooks and a pinch will decapitate them. Then take the quiz and see how you fare:

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com...

I scored 28 on the test... but that didn't take into consideration the fact that I could convince them to kill themselves >:D

What about you?
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4/7/2013 3:45:08 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
26.

But when I went and tried it at the play ground I only managed 5, because they all ran away.
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4/7/2013 3:55:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/7/2013 3:45:08 AM, muzebreak wrote:
26.

But when I went and tried it at the play ground I only managed 5, because they all ran away.

I guess they thought you were dead.. XD
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4/7/2013 6:28:27 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/7/2013 3:55:18 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 4/7/2013 3:45:08 AM, muzebreak wrote:
26.

But when I went and tried it at the play ground I only managed 5, because they all ran away.

I guess they thought you were dead.. XD

I don't get it.
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4/7/2013 6:41:37 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Next quiz: How would you taste to a cannibal. Apparently, like a roasted fish.

As a vegetarian, that means nothing to me. :/ Hope that's a complement.
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4/7/2013 6:50:36 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Grab the tallest one and swing him in a circle. I can beat hundreds of 5 year olds this way.
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4/7/2013 7:12:53 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
35. This test gave me 28 but I think actual experience is more accurate.
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4/7/2013 8:23:33 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I got 26.
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4/7/2013 8:33:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/7/2013 6:41:37 AM, Cermank wrote:
Next quiz: How would you taste to a cannibal. Apparently, like a roasted fish.

As a vegetarian, that means nothing to me. :/ Hope that's a complement.

You didn't post a link.

And roasted fish tastes nice.

Also, welcome back.
"Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact." - Carl Sagan

This is the response of the defenders of Sparta to the Commander of the Roman Army: "If you are a god, you will not hurt those who have never injured you. If you are a man, advance - you will find men equal to yourself. And women.
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4/7/2013 8:55:07 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/7/2013 6:28:27 AM, muzebreak wrote:
At 4/7/2013 3:55:18 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 4/7/2013 3:45:08 AM, muzebreak wrote:
26.

But when I went and tried it at the play ground I only managed 5, because they all ran away.

I guess they thought you were dead.. XD

I don't get it.

well, they beat you up, left you for dead, and ran away.
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4/7/2013 8:55:37 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/7/2013 3:45:08 AM, muzebreak wrote:
26.

But when I went and tried it at the play ground I only managed 5, because they all ran away.

Be careful. Joking about something like this will make you want to actually kill 5 year olds... Lol
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4/7/2013 9:06:43 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/7/2013 8:55:07 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 4/7/2013 6:28:27 AM, muzebreak wrote:
At 4/7/2013 3:55:18 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 4/7/2013 3:45:08 AM, muzebreak wrote:
26.

But when I went and tried it at the play ground I only managed 5, because they all ran away.

I guess they thought you were dead.. XD

I don't get it.

well, they beat you up, left you for dead, and ran away.

Whoa whoa whoa, that only happened when I tried it with ten year old's.
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This is the response of the defenders of Sparta to the Commander of the Roman Army: "If you are a god, you will not hurt those who have never injured you. If you are a man, advance - you will find men equal to yourself. And women.
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4/7/2013 9:36:06 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/7/2013 8:33:14 AM, muzebreak wrote:
At 4/7/2013 6:41:37 AM, Cermank wrote:
Next quiz: How would you taste to a cannibal. Apparently, like a roasted fish.

As a vegetarian, that means nothing to me. :/ Hope that's a complement.

You didn't post a link.

And roasted fish tastes nice.

Also, welcome back.

http://www.recipestar.com...

Thanks :) Although it was more of a (failed) attempt to leave.
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4/7/2013 11:43:11 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
30 XD

"Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?"

This made me lol, dam zerg rush
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4/7/2013 11:45:41 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
LMAO SPICY BEEF...

winning
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4/7/2013 4:32:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I got 23.
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4/7/2013 4:50:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I can beat 25 5 year olds in a fight.

I'll start putting this number in my resumes just in case.
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4/7/2013 5:27:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I can take 31 kids in a fight.

And according to my biological father, taking the quiz at all makes me a paedophile. Just like snapping at my biological mother makes me a rapist and wife-beater.

Boy am I glad they didn't raise me.
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4/7/2013 5:32:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/7/2013 9:36:06 AM, Cermank wrote:
At 4/7/2013 8:33:14 AM, muzebreak wrote:
At 4/7/2013 6:41:37 AM, Cermank wrote:
Next quiz: How would you taste to a cannibal. Apparently, like a roasted fish.

As a vegetarian, that means nothing to me. :/ Hope that's a complement.

You didn't post a link.

And roasted fish tastes nice.

Also, welcome back.

http://www.recipestar.com...

Thanks :) Although it was more of a (failed) attempt to leave.

Grilled chicken, and please don't leave!
"Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact." - Carl Sagan

This is the response of the defenders of Sparta to the Commander of the Roman Army: "If you are a god, you will not hurt those who have never injured you. If you are a man, advance - you will find men equal to yourself. And women.
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4/7/2013 7:15:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/7/2013 4:50:10 PM, Oryus wrote:
I can beat 25 5 year olds in a fight.

I'll start putting this number in my resumes just in case.

..resume, now thats an idea.
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4/7/2013 7:33:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
30 five year olds and I would taste like grilled fish to a cannibal. Yay? lol
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4/8/2013 1:42:23 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'd take out 15 of the bastards, then they could feast on my mesquite chicken flavored carcass.
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4/8/2013 3:03:38 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
26 five year olds. I can take down 15 women though. And 7765 vegans. I want to try hipsters but I'm afraid I literally won't be able to stop until I've massacred like, all of Brooklyn.
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