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BigSky
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4/23/2013 9:11:36 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I need to write a short paper on why kids should or should not receive trophies in sports, even if they lose. The catch is: it has to be full of rhetorical fallacies, and I only win if its funny.

Feel free to help out :)
ConservativePolitico
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4/24/2013 12:32:56 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Sounds like you need to write a piece of satire.
The wise have eyes in their heads, while the fool walks in the darkness; but I came to realizethat the same fate overtakes them both.
Then I said to myself,
"The fate of the fool will overtake me also.
What then do I gain by being wise?"
I said to myself, "This too is meaningless."
For the wise, like the fool, will not be long remembered;
the days have already come when both have been forgotten.
Like the fool, the wise too must die!
- Ecclesiastes 2:14-16
royalpaladin
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4/24/2013 5:34:49 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/23/2013 9:11:36 PM, BigSky wrote:
I need to write a short paper on why kids should or should not receive trophies in sports, even if they lose. The catch is: it has to be full of rhetorical fallacies, and I only win if its funny.

Feel free to help out :)

If we helped you with your paper, you would be unfairly rewarded for not working and would be relying on the welfare of others. Sorry ;)
Sui_Generis
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4/24/2013 7:40:09 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I feel free to help out.

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yep.
"How true it is that words are but vague shadows of the volumes we mean. Little audible links they are, chaining together great inaudible feelings and purposes."