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KingDebater
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6/1/2013 11:45:13 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Want to trick HOT GIRLS into KISSING you? Well, just read these simple steps and you'll get all the WOMEN you want!

Step 1. Locate 1 or more attractive females.
Step 2. Acquire their attention.
Step 3. Inform them of the booboo on your lips.
Step 4. Ask them to kiss it better.
Step 5. Enjoy the kiss.

DANGERS
1. The older you are, the less likely it is that this plan will work for you. You may get the accusation of being a 'paedo'. However, a mask can always be used to hide the years.
2. The girls may see through your devious scam and refuse to go on with it, even upon request. Luckily for us men, it's very rare that you'll find an attractive girl that's intelligent enough to do this.
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6/1/2013 2:24:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Tell them; "I've just had a sh*t in my pants, can I get into yours?"
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6/3/2013 1:11:44 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/3/2013 1:09:05 AM, tvellalott wrote:
Ask them "does this rag smell like chloroform?"

OMG this works!!
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6/3/2013 8:38:07 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2013 11:45:13 AM, KingDebater wrote:
Want to trick HOT GIRLS into KISSING you? Well, just read these simple steps and you'll get all the WOMEN you want!

Step 1. Locate 1 or more attractive females.
Step 2. Acquire their attention.
Step 3. Inform them of the booboo on your lips.
Step 4. Ask them to kiss it better.
Step 5. Enjoy the kiss.

DANGERS
1. The older you are, the less likely it is that this plan will work for you. You may get the accusation of being a 'paedo'. However, a mask can always be used to hide the years.
2. The girls may see through your devious scam and refuse to go on with it, even upon request. Luckily for us men, it's very rare that you'll find an attractive girl that's intelligent enough to do this.

Tell them you bought this toothpaste and it tastes very good, and you want her to try it by kissing you. My friend did that to a girl. It totally works. :P I want to try that with my boyfriend.
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6/24/2015 3:44:08 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/1/2013 11:45:13 AM, KingDebater wrote:
Want to trick HOT GIRLS into KISSING you? Well, just read these simple steps and you'll get all the WOMEN you want!

Step 1. Locate 1 or more attractive females.
Step 2. Acquire their attention.
Step 3. Inform them of the booboo on your lips.
Step 4. Ask them to kiss it better.
Step 5. Enjoy the kiss.

DANGERS
1. The older you are, the less likely it is that this plan will work for you. You may get the accusation of being a 'paedo'. However, a mask can always be used to hide the years.
2. The girls may see through your devious scam and refuse to go on with it, even upon request. Luckily for us men, it's very rare that you'll find an attractive girl that's intelligent enough to do this.

I just use sedatives.
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6/29/2015 5:45:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/1/2013 11:45:13 AM, KingDebater wrote:
Want to trick HOT GIRLS into KISSING you? Well, just read these simple steps and you'll get all the WOMEN you want!

Step 1. Locate 1 or more attractive females.
Step 2. Acquire their attention.
Step 3. Inform them of the booboo on your lips.
Step 4. Ask them to kiss it better.
Step 5. Enjoy the kiss.

DANGERS
1. The older you are, the less likely it is that this plan will work for you. You may get the accusation of being a 'paedo'. However, a mask can always be used to hide the years.
2. The girls may see through your devious scam and refuse to go on with it, even upon request. Luckily for us men, it's very rare that you'll find an attractive girl that's intelligent enough to do this.

Ouch! So you are insinuating that most attractive chicks are dumb?

Now THAT oughtta get a good debate going. LOL.

But your strategy here I would bet works about as often as one of my old bar lines when I was younger and single and on the prowl just about every night..........

Me (upon engaging conversation with a hottie at the bar).........

"Did it hurt?"

Her: "Did what hurt?"

Me: "When you fell from Heaven."

Ouch.
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6/29/2015 8:27:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/29/2015 5:45:03 PM, Saint_of_Me wrote:
At 6/1/2013 11:45:13 AM, KingDebater wrote:
Want to trick HOT GIRLS into KISSING you? Well, just read these simple steps and you'll get all the WOMEN you want!

Step 1. Locate 1 or more attractive females.
Step 2. Acquire their attention.
Step 3. Inform them of the booboo on your lips.
Step 4. Ask them to kiss it better.
Step 5. Enjoy the kiss.

DANGERS
1. The older you are, the less likely it is that this plan will work for you. You may get the accusation of being a 'paedo'. However, a mask can always be used to hide the years.
2. The girls may see through your devious scam and refuse to go on with it, even upon request. Luckily for us men, it's very rare that you'll find an attractive girl that's intelligent enough to do this.


Ouch! So you are insinuating that most attractive chicks are dumb?

Now THAT oughtta get a good debate going. LOL.

But your strategy here I would bet works about as often as one of my old bar lines when I was younger and single and on the prowl just about every night..........

Me (upon engaging conversation with a hottie at the bar).........

"Did it hurt?"

Her: "Did what hurt?"

Me: "When you fell from Heaven."

Ouch.

Or...

Me: Did you fall from Heaven?
Her: Why do you ask?
Me: Because so did Satan.
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6/29/2015 9:45:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/3/2013 1:12:36 AM, YYW wrote:
You are all incorrigible.

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6/29/2015 11:05:28 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Why doesn't anyone acknowledge my hilarity
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6/29/2015 11:25:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Want to get a restraining order from a random hot female stranger

Step 1. Locate 1 or more attractive females.
Step 2. Acquire their attention.
Step 3. Inform them of the booboo on your lips.
Step 4. Ask them to kiss it better.
Step 5. Enjoy your court ordered restraining order

It's worked many times and I am proud to say I now have a collection of them
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7/1/2015 8:04:11 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I have a friend who did this:

1. Got the words "Your Name" tattooed on his butt.
2. Go to girl(s)
3. Say "Hey baby I got your name tattooed on my @ss.
4. Wait for them to say how they don't believe him.
5. Pull down pants and show his butt.
6. If they were impressed, he scores that night.

*He scored with 8 girls using this trick. 2 girls were on the same night.
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7/5/2015 11:57:52 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/1/2015 8:04:11 AM, Defro wrote:
I have a friend who did this:

1. Got the words "Your Name" tattooed on his butt.
2. Go to girl(s)
3. Say "Hey baby I got your name tattooed on my @ss.
4. Wait for them to say how they don't believe him.
5. Pull down pants and show his butt.
6. If they were impressed, he scores that night.

*He scored with 8 girls using this trick. 2 girls were on the same night.

try to click http://www.kisahmisteri.net... for more information
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2/23/2017 1:28:20 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/29/2015 5:45:03 PM, Saint_of_Me wrote:
At 6/1/2013 11:45:13 AM, KingDebater wrote:
Want to trick HOT GIRLS into KISSING you? Well, just read these simple steps and you'll get all the WOMEN you want!

Step 1. Locate 1 or more attractive females.
Step 2. Acquire their attention.
Step 3. Inform them of the booboo on your lips.
Step 4. Ask them to kiss it better.
Step 5. Enjoy the kiss.

DANGERS
1. The older you are, the less likely it is that this plan will work for you. You may get the accusation of being a 'paedo'. However, a mask can always be used to hide the years.
2. The girls may see through your devious scam and refuse to go on with it, even upon request. Luckily for us men, it's very rare that you'll find an attractive girl that's intelligent enough to do this.


Ouch! So you are insinuating that most attractive chicks are dumb?

Now THAT oughtta get a good debate going. LOL.

But your strategy here I would bet works about as often as one of my old bar lines when I was younger and single and on the prowl just about every night..........

Me (upon engaging conversation with a hottie at the bar).........

"Did it hurt?"

Her: "Did what hurt?"

Me: "When you fell from Heaven."

Ouch.

'Cause you face tells me that it must've REALLY hurt...
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2/23/2017 1:59:05 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/3/2013 1:09:05 AM, tvellalott wrote:
Ask them "does this rag smell like chloroform?"

That's always been one of my favorites, thanks for refreshing it in my memory.
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2/28/2017 8:41:49 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/24/2015 5:16:36 PM, sadolite wrote:
I think this is appropriate for the wishful thinking of this threads author.

http://www.debate.org...

I'm starting to get the impression the author is a rapist or a pedophile who uses roofies at bars to get girls
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3/1/2017 3:20:50 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
I just miss them, but only if they have proven their worth. For everyone else in this thread since you are dweebs, I reccomend date rape drugs.
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3/1/2017 4:55:25 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 3/1/2017 3:20:50 PM, Wylted wrote:
I just miss them, but only if they have proven their worth. For everyone else in this thread since you are dweebs, I reccomend date rape drugs.

That is an illegal criminal offence you know, this sounds a little serial killerish
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3/1/2017 6:08:04 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 3/1/2017 4:55:25 PM, FanboyMctroll wrote:
At 3/1/2017 3:20:50 PM, Wylted wrote:
I just miss them, but only if they have proven their worth. For everyone else in this thread since you are dweebs, I reccomend date rape drugs.

That is an illegal criminal offence you know, this sounds a little serial killerish

Ted Bundy used to say the best release a man can get is when you anally penetrate somebody and tske their lif force away, right before uou ejaculate.
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3/1/2017 6:44:27 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 3/1/2017 6:08:04 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/1/2017 4:55:25 PM, FanboyMctroll wrote:
At 3/1/2017 3:20:50 PM, Wylted wrote:
I just miss them, but only if they have proven their worth. For everyone else in this thread since you are dweebs, I reccomend date rape drugs.

That is an illegal criminal offence you know, this sounds a little serial killerish

Ted Bundy used to say the best release a man can get is when you anally penetrate somebody and tske their lif force away, right before uou ejaculate.

Now that is really twisted, I can see that coming from Ted Bundy, or Ed Gein or John Gacy

There are a lot of sick people out there
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3/1/2017 6:53:22 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 3/1/2017 6:08:04 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/1/2017 4:55:25 PM, FanboyMctroll wrote:
At 3/1/2017 3:20:50 PM, Wylted wrote:
I just miss them, but only if they have proven their worth. For everyone else in this thread since you are dweebs, I reccomend date rape drugs.

That is an illegal criminal offence you know, this sounds a little serial killerish

Ted Bundy used to say the best release a man can get is when you anally penetrate somebody and tske their lif force away, right before uou ejaculate.

You know that he is burning in hell...
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3/1/2017 6:55:42 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 3/1/2017 6:53:22 PM, Jerry947 wrote:
At 3/1/2017 6:08:04 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/1/2017 4:55:25 PM, FanboyMctroll wrote:
At 3/1/2017 3:20:50 PM, Wylted wrote:
I just miss them, but only if they have proven their worth. For everyone else in this thread since you are dweebs, I reccomend date rape drugs.

That is an illegal criminal offence you know, this sounds a little serial killerish

Ted Bundy used to say the best release a man can get is when you anally penetrate somebody and tske their lif force away, right before uou ejaculate.

You know that he is burning in hell...

He may have repented right before he died.
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3/1/2017 7:00:35 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 3/1/2017 6:55:42 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/1/2017 6:53:22 PM, Jerry947 wrote:
At 3/1/2017 6:08:04 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/1/2017 4:55:25 PM, FanboyMctroll wrote:
At 3/1/2017 3:20:50 PM, Wylted wrote:
I just miss them, but only if they have proven their worth. For everyone else in this thread since you are dweebs, I reccomend date rape drugs.

That is an illegal criminal offence you know, this sounds a little serial killerish

Ted Bundy used to say the best release a man can get is when you anally penetrate somebody and tske their lif force away, right before uou ejaculate.

You know that he is burning in hell...

He may have repented right before he died.

No way that is possible.
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3/1/2017 7:45:50 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 3/1/2017 7:00:35 PM, Jerry947 wrote:
At 3/1/2017 6:55:42 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/1/2017 6:53:22 PM, Jerry947 wrote:
At 3/1/2017 6:08:04 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/1/2017 4:55:25 PM, FanboyMctroll wrote:
At 3/1/2017 3:20:50 PM, Wylted wrote:
I just miss them, but only if they have proven their worth. For everyone else in this thread since you are dweebs, I reccomend date rape drugs.

That is an illegal criminal offence you know, this sounds a little serial killerish

Ted Bundy used to say the best release a man can get is when you anally penetrate somebody and tske their lif force away, right before uou ejaculate.

You know that he is burning in hell...

He may have repented right before he died.

No way that is possible.

But I thought if you pray to God before you die, he will forgive his children, maybe he did that, maybe he confessed to all his crimes.