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7/2/2013 7:23:53 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Does anyone else get giddy and turn into an insane pyro-detonation addict around the 4th? I just bought my stash and am already using a baby doll as a base to launch firecrackers from my apartment balcony.

I love America.
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7/2/2013 10:20:26 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/2/2013 7:23:53 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
Does anyone else get giddy and turn into an insane pyro-detonation addict around the 4th? I just bought my stash and am already using a baby doll as a base to launch firecrackers from my apartment balcony.

I love America.

Someone who isn't me bought bottle rockets, tons of sky-traveling rockets, firecrackers, beautiful ground fireworks, butane, gasoline, balloons, hand sanitizer, cluster bombs, etc.
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7/2/2013 11:31:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/2/2013 10:20:26 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/2/2013 7:23:53 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
Does anyone else get giddy and turn into an insane pyro-detonation addict around the 4th? I just bought my stash and am already using a baby doll as a base to launch firecrackers from my apartment balcony.

I love America.

Someone who isn't me bought bottle rockets, tons of sky-traveling rockets, firecrackers, beautiful ground fireworks, butane, gasoline, balloons, hand sanitizer, cluster bombs, etc.

Yeah I didn't buy over 150 bottle rockets, 2000 firecrackers, 500 mini-dynamites plus magnesium flairs and smoke bombs... that'd be crazy.
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7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.
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: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!
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7/3/2013 12:09:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/2/2013 7:33:51 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
kfc

Ah, yer infected. Finally.
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7/3/2013 12:35:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:09:55 AM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/2/2013 7:33:51 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
kfc

Ah, yer infected. Finally.

Thanks for killing my fireworks thread.

Keep talking about fireworks people!
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7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.
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7/3/2013 12:43:43 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.

Oh Mah GAWD! I want to do this.

Enlighten me on how it works.
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7/3/2013 12:47:43 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.

The only thing we have is whiskey and I don't think I'll be drinking any more of that lol. I'll probably just sneak away to smoke with redneck hipsters if I can find some ;)
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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7/3/2013 12:49:12 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:43:43 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.

Oh Mah GAWD! I want to do this.

Enlighten me on how it works.

The most "showy" way: freeze a bottle of vodka, cut a hole in the watermelon, put open vodka bottle into hole in watermelon and let vodka drain into watermelon. (you need a very ripe watermellon)

The most efficient way (my firend's girlfriend's roommate was a nurse): Get a giant syringe filled with vodka and inject the watermelon. (You need a moderatley ripe watermellon)

The most practical way: You need a fairly firm watermelon, but cut the watermellon into cubes, pour vodka over and let sit until most of vodka is absorbed. Chill and eat.
(I especially love to do this with tequila. Salt before eating.)

Also, alcoholic's fruit salad is always a big hit. Make a fruit salad, pour alcohol of some kind over it (best to use vodka or tequila, though gin works fine too) and chill overnight. Eat fruit throughout the day. You will get very drunk if you do it right.
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7/3/2013 12:50:51 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:49:12 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:43:43 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.

Oh Mah GAWD! I want to do this.

Enlighten me on how it works.

The most "showy" way: freeze a bottle of vodka, cut a hole in the watermelon, put open vodka bottle into hole in watermelon and let vodka drain into watermelon. (you need a very ripe watermellon)

The most efficient way (my firend's girlfriend's roommate was a nurse): Get a giant syringe filled with vodka and inject the watermelon. (You need a moderatley ripe watermellon)

The most practical way: You need a fairly firm watermelon, but cut the watermellon into cubes, pour vodka over and let sit until most of vodka is absorbed. Chill and eat.
(I especially love to do this with tequila. Salt before eating.)

Also, alcoholic's fruit salad is always a big hit. Make a fruit salad, pour alcohol of some kind over it (best to use vodka or tequila, though gin works fine too) and chill overnight. Eat fruit throughout the day. You will get very drunk if you do it right.

I will be sharing this idea with my friends for sure. Sounds like fun. Almost like Rum gummies, When you soak gummy bears in rum lol
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7/3/2013 12:51:04 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:47:43 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.

The only thing we have is whiskey and I don't think I'll be drinking any more of that lol. I'll probably just sneak away to smoke with redneck hipsters if I can find some ;)

Sounds like a plan.
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7/3/2013 12:52:19 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:51:04 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:47:43 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.

The only thing we have is whiskey and I don't think I'll be drinking any more of that lol. I'll probably just sneak away to smoke with redneck hipsters if I can find some ;)

Sounds like a plan.

I'll also have my token handle of Captain Morgan. It's not a party without rum for me.
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7/3/2013 12:53:27 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:52:19 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:51:04 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:47:43 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.

The only thing we have is whiskey and I don't think I'll be drinking any more of that lol. I'll probably just sneak away to smoke with redneck hipsters if I can find some ;)

Sounds like a plan.

I'll also have my token handle of Captain Morgan. It's not a party without rum for me.

I'm thinking gin and tonic (and probably beer too) will suffice for me. Less of a hangover that way...
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7/3/2013 12:54:10 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:53:27 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:52:19 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:51:04 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:47:43 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.

The only thing we have is whiskey and I don't think I'll be drinking any more of that lol. I'll probably just sneak away to smoke with redneck hipsters if I can find some ;)

Sounds like a plan.

I'll also have my token handle of Captain Morgan. It's not a party without rum for me.

I'm thinking gin and tonic (and probably beer too) will suffice for me. Less of a hangover that way...

And probably beer.
And fireworks.

Good combo eh? :P
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7/3/2013 12:55:26 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:54:10 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:53:27 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:52:19 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:51:04 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:47:43 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:41:15 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:38:01 AM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:08:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:03:08 AM, Noumena wrote:
I'll be in Tennessee for some crazy ass 4th o July parade so yeah. Not exactly looking forward to it. People round these parts will be "ber pumped.

Whoa no get pumped! The South is the best for the 4th. We go apeshit. Fireworks galore. Booze galore. BBQ galore! It's a true celebration of our country!

I hate this holiday. Not even through some cynical anarchist rationalization I conjured up through half assed politico-philosophical contemplation. I just fucking hate this holiday.

I have a solution: vodkamellon.

The only thing we have is whiskey and I don't think I'll be drinking any more of that lol. I'll probably just sneak away to smoke with redneck hipsters if I can find some ;)

Sounds like a plan.

I'll also have my token handle of Captain Morgan. It's not a party without rum for me.

I'm thinking gin and tonic (and probably beer too) will suffice for me. Less of a hangover that way...

And probably beer.
And fireworks.

Good combo eh? :P

I'm happy to watch other people light them. I have no interest in playing with fire while wasted... might get burned.
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7/3/2013 12:57:02 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
In Canada, we can't have fireworks.

Fuck Canada.
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7/3/2013 12:57:59 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:57:02 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
In Canada, we can't have fireworks.

Fuck Canada.

But you know what you can have? Reasonably priced health care. Be grateful. You also have money that smells like maple syrup. That's kinda cool too.
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7/3/2013 12:59:41 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/2/2013 10:20:26 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/2/2013 7:23:53 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
Does anyone else get giddy and turn into an insane pyro-detonation addict around the 4th? I just bought my stash and am already using a baby doll as a base to launch firecrackers from my apartment balcony.

I love America.

Someone who isn't me bought bottle rockets, tons of sky-traveling rockets, firecrackers, beautiful ground fireworks, butane, gasoline, balloons, hand sanitizer, cluster bombs, etc.

Don't you live in Australia?
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7/3/2013 1:00:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:59:41 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 7/2/2013 10:20:26 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/2/2013 7:23:53 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
Does anyone else get giddy and turn into an insane pyro-detonation addict around the 4th? I just bought my stash and am already using a baby doll as a base to launch firecrackers from my apartment balcony.

I love America.

Someone who isn't me bought bottle rockets, tons of sky-traveling rockets, firecrackers, beautiful ground fireworks, butane, gasoline, balloons, hand sanitizer, cluster bombs, etc.

Don't you live in Australia?

I thought he lived in Fvcking, Austria.
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7/3/2013 1:06:50 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 12:57:59 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:57:02 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
In Canada, we can't have fireworks.

Fuck Canada.

But you know what you can have? Reasonably priced health care. Be grateful. You also have money that smells like maple syrup. That's kinda cool too.

Too bad I had to wait six hours when my stomach felt like it was going to exploded. Amazing Canada, eh?
"Easy is the descent to Avernus, for the door to the Underworld lies upon both day and night. But to retrace your steps and return to the breezes above- that's the task, that's the toil."
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7/3/2013 1:07:35 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 1:06:50 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:57:59 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:57:02 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
In Canada, we can't have fireworks.

Fuck Canada.

But you know what you can have? Reasonably priced health care. Be grateful. You also have money that smells like maple syrup. That's kinda cool too.

Too bad I had to wait six hours when my stomach felt like it was going to exploded. Amazing Canada, eh?

Well that's why we're celebrating the 4th of July.

Cuz 'Murica rocks...
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7/3/2013 1:09:09 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 1:07:35 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 1:06:50 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:57:59 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:57:02 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
In Canada, we can't have fireworks.

Fuck Canada.

But you know what you can have? Reasonably priced health care. Be grateful. You also have money that smells like maple syrup. That's kinda cool too.

Too bad I had to wait six hours when my stomach felt like it was going to exploded. Amazing Canada, eh?

Well that's why we're celebrating the 4th of July.

Cuz 'Murica rocks...

Not sure about "rocks," but it's definitely better.
"Easy is the descent to Avernus, for the door to the Underworld lies upon both day and night. But to retrace your steps and return to the breezes above- that's the task, that's the toil."
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7/3/2013 1:11:39 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 1:09:09 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
At 7/3/2013 1:07:35 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/3/2013 1:06:50 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:57:59 AM, YYW wrote:
At 7/3/2013 12:57:02 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
In Canada, we can't have fireworks.

Fuck Canada.

But you know what you can have? Reasonably priced health care. Be grateful. You also have money that smells like maple syrup. That's kinda cool too.

Too bad I had to wait six hours when my stomach felt like it was going to exploded. Amazing Canada, eh?

Well that's why we're celebrating the 4th of July.

Cuz 'Murica rocks...

Not sure about "rocks," but it's definitely better.

Rocks is accurate. That's why I get to shoot off fireworks for it!