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Forum Game: Corrupt A Wish

Juggernaut
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11/15/2008 7:32:45 AM
Posted: 8 years ago
A popular internet chain game, if anyone wants to play.

Rules:
No double posting
Person 1 posts a wish.
Person 2 grants the wish (with a little twist) and posts a wish for the next person to grant.

Example:
Member 1: I wish for a sandwich.
Member 2: Granted, it's rotten.
Member 2: I wish I had more money.
Member 3: Granted. You now have a bag of melted chocolate coins.

I'll start this game.

I wish for another dog.
Juggernaut
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11/15/2008 1:49:11 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 11/15/2008 8:41:22 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Granted, it has no legs.
I wish for china to be blown up!

Granted. It's military is blown up in size. It's land is blown up in size. It's economy is blown up in size. It's now a big threat to all non-communist countries.

I wish for true love.
Juggernaut
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11/15/2008 1:59:05 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 11/15/2008 12:32:38 PM, PoeJoe wrote:
Ignore me if you are offended, but this is just a mindless +1 thread. And me no likee.

Please, stop pretending to be a mod.
JBlake
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11/15/2008 2:22:55 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 11/15/2008 1:49:11 PM, Juggernaut wrote:
I wish for true love.

Granted, but your one true love turns out to be a platypus.

I wish for world peace.
Juggernaut
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11/15/2008 2:54:42 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 11/15/2008 2:22:55 PM, JBlake wrote:
At 11/15/2008 1:49:11 PM, Juggernaut wrote:
I wish for true love.

Granted, but your one true love turns out to be a platypus.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. All living beings die. There is peace in the world.

I wish for a Playstation 3.
Ragnar_Rahl
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11/15/2008 3:10:44 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
Granted, but you trade in the computer you're on to get it.

I wish I had a smart, at least somewhat attractive girlfriend.
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TheSkeptic
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11/15/2008 3:15:53 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 11/15/2008 3:10:44 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Granted, but you trade in the computer you're on to get it.

I wish I had a smart, at least somewhat attractive girlfriend.

Granted, but I shoot her the next week.

I wish I was immortal. The only way I could die is if I commit suicide.
I-am-a-panda
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11/15/2008 4:26:15 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 11/15/2008 3:15:02 PM, funnybrad333 wrote:
Granted, you die of AIDS.

I wish I could bench press more.

Granted, you're muscles are so heavy that they fall of your body.

I wish that the population of planet earth, 6 billion, all spoke english.
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
I-am-a-panda
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11/15/2008 4:27:49 PM
Posted: 8 years ago

Granted, but I shoot her the next week.

I wish I was immortal. The only way I could die is if I commit suicide.

Granted, you go into a manic depression and kill yourself.

I wish that the world's population, 6 billion, all spoke english. (note: this is the same as the other one, just trying to keep balance)
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
Puck
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11/15/2008 5:02:45 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
I wish that the world's population, 6 billion, all spoke english. (note: this is the same as the other one, just trying to keep balance)

Granted. You level up(!) and gain the disorder, Word Meaning Deafness.

I wish there really was a dragon in my garage. Damn you Sagan.
Ragnar_Rahl
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11/15/2008 5:06:19 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
Granted, it roasts you very slowly on a George Foreman grill and eats you.

I wish for a meal of spotted owl.
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Ragnar_Rahl
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11/15/2008 5:16:02 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
Granted, now you're in prison.

I wish for freedom.
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Ethanthedebater1
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11/15/2008 5:19:32 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 11/15/2008 5:16:02 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Granted, now you're in prison.

I wish for freedom.

Granted, you are now freed of all your possessions.

I wish for a new computer.
Puck
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11/15/2008 5:25:16 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
I wish for Ron Paul to be president elect of the United States.

Granted. It's in 40 years time though. Welcome to the Necrocracy.

I wish the grass would make up its mind about what side it wants to be greener.
Harlan
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11/15/2008 10:55:18 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 11/15/2008 5:25:16 PM, Puck wrote:
I wish for Ron Paul to be president elect of the United States.

Granted. It's in 40 years time though. Welcome to the Necrocracy.

I wish the grass would make up its mind about what side it wants to be greener.

Granted, you're lawn becomes conscious. It realizes that it thinks, and therefore it is. It adapts an intelligent mind of it's own (which it uses to decide which side to be greener). It enlgihens all the other grass in the world, until all grass is one giant living entity. It kills all the animals which graze it, and the next time you try to mow you're lawn, it strangles you to death.

I wish something terrible which I would not want to happen to me would happen.
Ragnar_Rahl
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11/15/2008 11:43:56 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
Granted, you've just violated the law of noncontradiction in a very emo way, causing a pair of girl jeans you are wearing to ride up between your you-know-whats and implode to correct the violation of metaphysical fabric, giving you some VERY nasty burns and some severe misshapenness for your scrotum.

I wish my copy of Photoshop from Mac would work on my current Winblows.
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Puck
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11/15/2008 11:58:07 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
I wish my copy of Photoshop from Mac would work on my current Winblows.

Granted. Windows buys Macintosh and by use of innocuous update upgrades all computers to its new OS rendering all know programs incompatible. The new OS is affectionately called Global Takeover ver 1.0.

I wish no one would reply to this post until a further 5 posts have occured.
Logical-Master
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11/16/2008 8:35:22 AM
Posted: 8 years ago

I wish no one would reply to this post until a further 5 posts have occured.

Granted, but the 5 post are spam posts that contributed nothing to this thread. That, and there will be several razor blades hidden in your corn flakes tomorrow

I wish something splendid with absolutely no negative drawbacks would happen to me tomorrow.
I-am-a-panda
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11/16/2008 8:36:17 AM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 11/15/2008 11:58:07 PM, Puck wrote:
I wish my copy of Photoshop from Mac would work on my current Winblows.

Granted. Windows buys Macintosh and by use of innocuous update upgrades all computers to its new OS rendering all know programs incompatible. The new OS is affectionately called Global Takeover ver 1.0.

I wish no one would reply to this post until a further 5 posts have occured.

Granted, there have been 5 posts, but by LM!!

I wish for the world to be around forever and never die!
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.