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Freedomaniac
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12/14/2009 9:38:45 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Save the person above you from doing something that's going to get them killed, then make up one for yourself.

Lets go skydiving. Parachutes are fur pussie$.
I am a moosepotomus, here me quack! *Grr, ruff, moo*

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12/15/2009 1:16:08 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/15/2009 12:22:22 AM, Puck wrote:
Truth is relative, imagine some wings.

Act likely to get me killed:

Considering truth is relative.

I don't think you did a very good job in saving me.

Thus I am unable to save you because I am dead.
I am a moosepotomus, here me quack! *Grr, ruff, moo*

I am my own God and the free market is my Jesus.

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johngriswald
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12/15/2009 4:38:55 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Respawn in 10.9.8.7,6....

Started off with the plasma pistol and a sniper. My mate knows the spawn point and is on top of me poised to strike.
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12/15/2009 5:11:30 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/15/2009 4:38:55 AM, johngriswald wrote:
Respawn in 10.9.8.7,6....

Started off with the plasma pistol and a sniper. My mate knows the spawn point and is on top of me poised to strike.

Pull the plug on the gaming system.

I have convinced some farmers I am a witch, and they are going to burn me at the stake.
MTGandP
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12/15/2009 7:06:49 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
The farmers make it though the dark ages.

I get a really bad case of the bends from time traveling too quickly. (So do all the farmers, but that's not who we care about right now.) Unfortunately, I time traveled exactly into Sigmund Freud's time, so now he is blaming my sickness on my repressed sexuality.
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12/15/2009 7:12:32 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/15/2009 5:11:30 AM, SportsGuru wrote:
At 12/15/2009 4:38:55 AM, johngriswald wrote:
Respawn in 10.9.8.7,6....

Started off with the plasma pistol and a sniper. My mate knows the spawn point and is on top of me poised to strike.

Pull the plug on the gaming system.

I have convinced some farmers I am a witch, and they are going to burn me at the stake.

Find a wondering knight and a duck that doesn't weigh as much as you.

I'm in between an obese woman and a plate full of mcdonalds. What do I do?
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12/15/2009 7:12:49 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
wandering*
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12/15/2009 2:32:47 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/15/2009 7:12:32 AM, johngriswald wrote:
At 12/15/2009 5:11:30 AM, SportsGuru wrote:
At 12/15/2009 4:38:55 AM, johngriswald wrote:
Respawn in 10.9.8.7,6....

Started off with the plasma pistol and a sniper. My mate knows the spawn point and is on top of me poised to strike.

Pull the plug on the gaming system.

I have convinced some farmers I am a witch, and they are going to burn me at the stake.

Find a wondering knight and a duck that doesn't weigh as much as you.



I'm in between an obese woman and a plate full of mcdonalds. What do I do?

I slide in and replace the plate full of mcdonalds with a salad.

I'm about to wrestle a bear.
Why kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
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12/15/2009 9:13:25 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/15/2009 2:32:47 PM, alex_hanson911 wrote:
I'm about to wrestle a bear.

Am forced to walk the plank sharks in the water.
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12/15/2009 10:01:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/15/2009 9:13:25 PM, johngriswald wrote:

Am forced to walk the plank sharks in the water.

I drop a nuclear bomb on the water just before you hit. You no longer have to worry about the sharks.

Just kidding. Here's a life raft.

I run for president on the Libertarian ticket, and win.
Cavete mea inexorabilis legiones mimus!
Freedomaniac
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12/15/2009 11:03:38 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/15/2009 10:01:18 PM, Chrysippus wrote:

I run for president on the Libertarian ticket, and win.

I see the assassin about to shoot(I think that's what your implying)..I push a secret service guy in the way.

I wonder what toilet water taste like...OH NO!..my head is stuck...I'm going to drowned!
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Sylux
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12/16/2009 7:46:07 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/16/2009 7:28:52 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Bubba goes on parole.

However, Bubba is about to shoot me.

I am Neo and I catch the bullet.

Uh oh! The enemy has spotted me infiltrating their base!
"Can you see? Do you know?
The string behind you, it's shiny and pretty.
Where is my string.
Give me because I don't know.
Give me your string.
Give me everything."
-grasshoppa
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12/16/2009 7:48:33 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/16/2009 7:46:07 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:28:52 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Bubba goes on parole.

However, Bubba is about to shoot me.

I am Neo and I catch the bullet.

Uh oh! The enemy has spotted me infiltrating their base!

I convince them that all their base is belong to you.

I dropped my ring inside a lion's mouth and have stuck my head in there to look for it.
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Sylux
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12/16/2009 7:53:07 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/16/2009 7:48:33 AM, Kleptin wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:46:07 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:28:52 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Bubba goes on parole.

However, Bubba is about to shoot me.

I am Neo and I catch the bullet.

Uh oh! The enemy has spotted me infiltrating their base!

I convince them that all their base is belong to you.

I dropped my ring inside a lion's mouth and have stuck my head in there to look for it.

It just so happens that I am this guy: http://www.clipartguide.com...

Now my newly won base is under attack!
"Can you see? Do you know?
The string behind you, it's shiny and pretty.
Where is my string.
Give me because I don't know.
Give me your string.
Give me everything."
-grasshoppa
I-am-a-panda
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12/16/2009 7:54:19 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/16/2009 7:48:33 AM, Kleptin wrote:

I dropped my ring inside a lion's mouth and have stuck my head in there to look for it.

I convert the Lion to Vegatarianism.

As I escort Kleptin out of there after his experience, I fall down a 100 foot man hole.
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
Sylux
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12/16/2009 9:04:45 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/16/2009 7:54:19 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:48:33 AM, Kleptin wrote:

I dropped my ring inside a lion's mouth and have stuck my head in there to look for it.

I convert the Lion to Vegatarianism.

As I escort Kleptin out of there after his experience, I fall down a 100 foot man hole.

I let you fall to your death because you skipped me.
"Can you see? Do you know?
The string behind you, it's shiny and pretty.
Where is my string.
Give me because I don't know.
Give me your string.
Give me everything."
-grasshoppa
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12/16/2009 9:10:23 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/16/2009 7:53:07 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:48:33 AM, Kleptin wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:46:07 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:28:52 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Bubba goes on parole.

However, Bubba is about to shoot me.

I am Neo and I catch the bullet.

Uh oh! The enemy has spotted me infiltrating their base!

I convince them that all their base is belong to you.

I dropped my ring inside a lion's mouth and have stuck my head in there to look for it.

It just so happens that I am this guy: http://www.clipartguide.com...

Now my newly won base is under attack!

I get Paul Gogarty to scare them off

See manhole problem
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
Sylux
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12/16/2009 9:16:54 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/16/2009 9:10:23 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:53:07 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:48:33 AM, Kleptin wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:46:07 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:28:52 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Bubba goes on parole.

However, Bubba is about to shoot me.

I am Neo and I catch the bullet.

Uh oh! The enemy has spotted me infiltrating their base!

I convince them that all their base is belong to you.

I dropped my ring inside a lion's mouth and have stuck my head in there to look for it.

It just so happens that I am this guy: http://www.clipartguide.com...

Now my newly won base is under attack!

I get Paul Gogarty to scare them off

See manhole problem

I throw you a grappling gun and you pull a Leon.

A mad site runner is attacking me with her mouse!
"Can you see? Do you know?
The string behind you, it's shiny and pretty.
Where is my string.
Give me because I don't know.
Give me your string.
Give me everything."
-grasshoppa
johngriswald
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12/16/2009 9:44:42 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/16/2009 9:04:45 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:54:19 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 12/16/2009 7:48:33 AM, Kleptin wrote:

I dropped my ring inside a lion's mouth and have stuck my head in there to look for it.

I convert the Lion to Vegatarianism.

As I escort Kleptin out of there after his experience, I fall down a 100 foot man hole.

I let you fall to your death because you skipped me.

I saw you, but I pointed and laughed.
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bossyburrito
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8/8/2012 12:39:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Everyone dies. The end.
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Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

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Ren
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8/8/2012 1:44:07 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/8/2012 12:39:43 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Everyone dies. The end.

I provide you a time machine with which you can travel to 12:39 pm today and create a paradox by posting in this thread, thereby resurrecting it, and thus the consciousnesses within it, for everyone to once again experience and engage. However, in stipulating that everyone dies, you exist in superposition, in both your live and dead state, until I measure you with a cat in heat, collapsing your brain waves into a singularity that expresses the square root of pi, a mathematical statement that can be loosely translated in prose to read, "do lot let Ren release the exocet."