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A Johngriswald

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12/18/2009 5:22:16 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Ingredients

* A college student
* A computer
* Half a teaspoon of angst
* A litre of boredom

Directions

1. Create a debating website with forums and little or no moderations. Leave for 6 months. Additionally, make an account of someone obsessed with the website. You will need this later.
2. A user proficient in technology and dirty yet brilliant comedy should emerge. Ban him.
3. Ban all subsequent accounts he makes.
4. Wait until a Christian fundamentalist begins to troll on the site. Make sure you let him run rampant for 3-4 months.
5. Wait for the formerly banned user to re-emerge, mocking this user. Wait until it becomes personal and the angst is at a high point. Then, ban him again
6. Using the obsessed user account you made in step 1, push for a fan website to be made. The banned user, our Jonhgriswald, will be reborn here.
7. By now, you're well a year into your debating websites forum life.
8. Re-introduce your Johngriswald to the website under strict regulations.
9. Enjoy.
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