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Freedomaniac
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12/29/2009 8:54:27 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Have you ever noticed the hilarity of changing the word "wand" to "willy" in Harry Potter quotes?

>Harry peered out the door to check no one was there. He turned away from the door, getting his willy out. Then look to headwig smiling

>"KEEP QUIET, YOU STUPID GIRL!" Snape shouted, looking suddenly quite deranged. "DON'T TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" A few sparks shot out of the end of his willy, which was still pointed at Black's face. Hermione fell silent.

>Harry pulled out his willy "Get out of the way. Only bubbles flew out

>Harry dug in the pockets of his jacket for his own willy, but it wasn't there. The only thing he could find were his omnioculars, "ah no! I don't believe it... I've lost my willy!"

>Harry gripper his willy convulsively- Do it now! said a voice in his head

>It's curious that that willy should chose u when its brother gave u that scar

>Harry's willy had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. He bent down and pulled his willy out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue

>He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his willy, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his willy at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

>Lockhart was blasted backwards, falling over his trunk. his willy flew high into the air; ron caught it, and flung it out of the open window.

Don't put away your willy harry, they might come back for more.
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johngriswald
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12/29/2009 9:05:21 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
This is hilarious
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studentathletechristian8
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12/29/2009 10:00:21 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
"There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's willy and mine sort of... connected."

"Are you OK?" said Harry urgently. "My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy." It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters."

"There was no need to stick the willy in that hard," he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. "It hurt."

I thought these were hilarious. (Took them from Nag's link)
Freedomaniac
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12/29/2009 10:03:33 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/29/2009 9:20:04 PM, Nags wrote:
Freedomaniac stole this from a facebook group.
http://www.facebook.com...

Yes, though I didn't steal them, I used copy and paste. They made me laugh so hard I had to share them.
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Xer
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12/29/2009 10:05:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/29/2009 10:03:33 PM, Freedomaniac wrote:
Yes, though I didn't steal them, I used copy and paste.

That's the definition of plagiarism, which is stealing.

Anyway, the first time I saw these on facebook a week or so ago, I did find them hilarious.
PoeJoe
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12/29/2009 10:13:55 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/29/2009 10:03:33 PM, Freedomaniac wrote:
At 12/29/2009 9:20:04 PM, Nags wrote:
Freedomaniac stole this from a facebook group.
http://www.facebook.com...

Yes, though I didn't steal them, I used copy and paste. They made me laugh so hard I had to share them.

I agree with Nags.

You need to link the source from where you got your material, giving credit where credit's due.
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BellumQuodPacis
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12/30/2009 1:25:57 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."
BellumQuodPacis
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12/30/2009 1:26:23 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "
Reasoning
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12/30/2009 2:58:01 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/29/2009 10:05:35 PM, Nags wrote:
At 12/29/2009 10:03:33 PM, Freedomaniac wrote:
Yes, though I didn't steal them, I used copy and paste.

That's the definition of plagiarism, which is stealing.

Anyway, the first time I saw these on facebook a week or so ago, I did find them hilarious.

Plagiarism is not theft. Though a vice perhaps, it is not theft.
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comoncents
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12/30/2009 3:35:06 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/30/2009 2:58:01 PM, Reasoning wrote:
At 12/29/2009 10:05:35 PM, Nags wrote:
At 12/29/2009 10:03:33 PM, Freedomaniac wrote:
Yes, though I didn't steal them, I used copy and paste.

That's the definition of plagiarism, which is stealing.

Anyway, the first time I saw these on facebook a week or so ago, I did find them hilarious.

Plagiarism is not theft. Though a vice perhaps, it is not theft.

Why not?

Plagiarism-
the unauthorized use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work.
2.something used and represented in this manner.

theft-
the act of stealing; the wrongful taking and carrying away of the personal goods or property of another; larceny.
2.an instance of this.
3.Archaic. something stolen.