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10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
So I had a friend who brought this up to me, and I thought it was a great idea.

Basically, I start off with a neutral sentence like, "Bob was walking down the street."
The next person would then say something unfortunate like, "Unfortunately, Bob was attacked by gangsters."
The next person would then say something fortunate like, "Fortunately, Bob was able to run away safely."
This would then go on and on and so forth. When I played this with my friends, we came up with crazy stories that was actually pretty interesting, so I want to see what you guys can come up with.
Also, you can't counter what the last person said, for example if the last person said, "Fortunately, Bob was able to run away safely." The next person can't say, "Unfortunately, the gangsters were able to outrun Bob." Be creative!

So, I'll just start with, "Bob was walking down the street."
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10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.
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10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.
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10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.
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10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.
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10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.
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10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.
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10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.
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10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.
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10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.
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10/30/2013 6:01:32 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.

Forunately he got a new consalor.
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10/30/2013 7:04:58 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 6:01:32 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.

Forunately he got a new consalor.

Unfortunately, the counselor looked like Bob and it reminded everyone of how he committed suicide which then caused everyone to start hating life; therefore, everyone in the city decided to commit suicide.
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10/30/2013 7:39:44 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 7:04:58 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 6:01:32 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.

Forunately he got a new consalor.

Unfortunately, the counselor looked like Bob and it reminded everyone of how he committed suicide which then caused everyone to start hating life; therefore, everyone in the city decided to commit suicide.

Fortunately they were Polish and the town had a law against committing suicide. They decided to hold a die-in where they laid motionless at city hall in silent protest of the law that foiled their wishes.
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10/30/2013 7:42:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 7:39:44 PM, slo1 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:04:58 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 6:01:32 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.

Forunately he got a new consalor.

Unfortunately, the counselor looked like Bob and it reminded everyone of how he committed suicide which then caused everyone to start hating life; therefore, everyone in the city decided to commit suicide.

Fortunately they were Polish and the town had a law against committing suicide. They decided to hold a die-in where they laid motionless at city hall in silent protest of the law that foiled their wishes.

Unfortunately, an atomic bomb nuked the city that killed everyone in the city.
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10/30/2013 7:45:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 7:42:27 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:39:44 PM, slo1 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:04:58 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 6:01:32 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.

Forunately he got a new consalor.

Unfortunately, the counselor looked like Bob and it reminded everyone of how he committed suicide which then caused everyone to start hating life; therefore, everyone in the city decided to commit suicide.

Fortunately they were Polish and the town had a law against committing suicide. They decided to hold a die-in where they laid motionless at city hall in silent protest of the law that foiled their wishes.

Unfortunately, an atomic bomb nuked the city that killed everyone in the city.

Fortunately the cockroaches survived, God's true chosen ones, and having learned what not to do from humans, everyone lived happily ever after. Or, well, every cockroach did.
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10/30/2013 7:49:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 7:45:25 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:42:27 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:39:44 PM, slo1 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:04:58 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 6:01:32 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.

Forunately he got a new consalor.

Unfortunately, the counselor looked like Bob and it reminded everyone of how he committed suicide which then caused everyone to start hating life; therefore, everyone in the city decided to commit suicide.

Fortunately they were Polish and the town had a law against committing suicide. They decided to hold a die-in where they laid motionless at city hall in silent protest of the law that foiled their wishes.

Unfortunately, an atomic bomb nuked the city that killed everyone in the city.

Fortunately the cockroaches survived, God's true chosen ones, and having learned what not to do from humans, everyone lived happily ever after. Or, well, every cockroach did.

Unfortunately, after ever after there were so many cockroaches that the bird population spiked. 99% of the cockroaches were too indulgent in their successes and could no longer fit in the cracks, making a tasty diner for the birds.
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10/30/2013 7:50:31 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 7:45:25 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:42:27 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:39:44 PM, slo1 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:04:58 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 6:01:32 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.

Forunately he got a new consalor.

Unfortunately, the counselor looked like Bob and it reminded everyone of how he committed suicide which then caused everyone to start hating life; therefore, everyone in the city decided to commit suicide.

Fortunately they were Polish and the town had a law against committing suicide. They decided to hold a die-in where they laid motionless at city hall in silent protest of the law that foiled their wishes.

Unfortunately, an atomic bomb nuked the city that killed everyone in the city.

Fortunately the cockroaches survived, God's true chosen ones, and having learned what not to do from humans, everyone lived happily ever after. Or, well, every cockroach did.

Unfortunately, the dead human corpses mutated and turned into zombies that crushed and ate all the cockroaches.
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10/30/2013 9:33:29 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 7:51:24 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
This game sucks.

Its a story, not a game.
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10/30/2013 10:17:32 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 7:50:31 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:45:25 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:42:27 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:39:44 PM, slo1 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:04:58 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 6:01:32 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.

Forunately he got a new consalor.

Unfortunately, the counselor looked like Bob and it reminded everyone of how he committed suicide which then caused everyone to start hating life; therefore, everyone in the city decided to commit suicide.

Fortunately they were Polish and the town had a law against committing suicide. They decided to hold a die-in where they laid motionless at city hall in silent protest of the law that foiled their wishes.

Unfortunately, an atomic bomb nuked the city that killed everyone in the city.

Fortunately the cockroaches survived, God's true chosen ones, and having learned what not to do from humans, everyone lived happily ever after. Or, well, every cockroach did.

Unfortunately, the dead human corpses mutated and turned into zombies that crushed and ate all the cockroaches.

Fortunately, cockroaches contain bacteria that is anti-zombie while also life-reviving, essentially bringing back to life all of society to begin anew.
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10/31/2013 9:00:23 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 10:17:32 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

Fortunately, cockroaches contain bacteria that is anti-zombie while also life-reviving, essentially bringing back to life all of society to begin anew.

Unfortunately, this story should have ended at least five lines ago.

Fortunately, it's over now.

Unfortunately, someone's bound to continue it after this.

Fortunately, I ruined their fun by making their actions seem predictable.

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10/31/2013 8:23:59 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/30/2013 10:17:32 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:50:31 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:45:25 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:42:27 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:39:44 PM, slo1 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 7:04:58 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 6:01:32 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/30/2013 3:54:41 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:38:54 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 2:09:46 PM, TUF wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:37:17 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 1:18:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:08:17 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:07:16 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:02:31 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 10/30/2013 9:01:13 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 10/29/2013 9:50:50 PM, yay842 wrote:

"Bob was walking down the street."

Unfortunately, the street was made of burning coals.

Fortunately, the street was 3 feet long.. and wide.

Unfortunately, it was a hundred feet deep. He fell in.

(Dang it, I shouldn't have made it 3 feet wide)

Fortunately, he was wearing a parachute when he fell in, and the hot air made him RISE up and back onto the street.

Unfortunately, Bob realized that his life was ridiculous, and killed himself.

Hope you guys feel good about yourselves.

Fortunatly , his death made the city realize how idiotic there mayor was, and they went into a period of prosperity.

Unfortunately bobs family was really depressed after his death and started hating life.

Fortunately, they went to a counselor who got to the roots of their issues and helped them to become overall better people even before Bob committed suicide.

Unfortunate, the counselor become so depressed hearing the terrible tragedy of Bob's suicide, that he too started hating life.

Forunately he got a new consalor.

Unfortunately, the counselor looked like Bob and it reminded everyone of how he committed suicide which then caused everyone to start hating life; therefore, everyone in the city decided to commit suicide.

Fortunately they were Polish and the town had a law against committing suicide. They decided to hold a die-in where they laid motionless at city hall in silent protest of the law that foiled their wishes.

Unfortunately, an atomic bomb nuked the city that killed everyone in the city.

Fortunately the cockroaches survived, God's true chosen ones, and having learned what not to do from humans, everyone lived happily ever after. Or, well, every cockroach did.

Unfortunately, the dead human corpses mutated and turned into zombies that crushed and ate all the cockroaches.

Fortunately, cockroaches contain bacteria that is anti-zombie while also life-reviving, essentially bringing back to life all of society to begin anew.

Unfortunately, this story should have ended at least five lines ago.

Fortunately, it's over now.

Unfortunately, someone's bound to continue it after this.

Fortunately, I ruined their fun by making their actions seem predictable.

Unfortunately, this is unfortunate.

Fortunately, I like big long chains; therefore I'm going to keep this going because there's no limit to how long someone can reply a post.
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10/31/2013 10:50:04 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/31/2013 9:17:27 PM, YYW wrote:
Let's try this once more.

Bill was stick in traffic.

Unfortunately, being a stick in traffic, he was run over by a car.
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10/31/2013 10:53:49 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/31/2013 10:50:04 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 10/31/2013 9:17:27 PM, YYW wrote:
Let's try this once more.

Bill was stick in traffic.

Unfortunately, being a stick in traffic, he was run over by a car.

Fortunately, being an inanimate object, this had little effect on Bill the sticks existence
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10/31/2013 10:55:33 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/31/2013 10:50:04 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 10/31/2013 9:17:27 PM, YYW wrote:
Let's try this once more.

Bill was stick in traffic.

Unfortunately, being a stick in traffic, he was run over by a car.

Fortunately, despite the fact that YYW fails to actually edit or often even look at what he posts as he both types and watches TV at the same time, Bladerunner was a good sport about it and played along.

Unfortunately, YYW still does profoundly stupid things at times... and will surely do something equally dimwitted in the future.
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10/31/2013 10:58:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/31/2013 10:55:33 PM, YYW wrote:
At 10/31/2013 10:50:04 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 10/31/2013 9:17:27 PM, YYW wrote:
Let's try this once more.

Bill was stick in traffic.

Unfortunately, being a stick in traffic, he was run over by a car.

Fortunately, despite the fact that YYW fails to actually edit or often even look at what he posts as he both types and watches TV at the same time, Bladerunner was a good sport about it and played along.

Unfortunately, YYW still does profoundly stupid things at times... and will surely do something equally dimwitted in the future.

Fortunately, Bob was a magic stick, and he survived being run over by a car--and decided to visit YYW.
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10/31/2013 10:59:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Well, crap--we both missed airmax's. Somebody make it work!
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11/1/2013 12:35:59 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/31/2013 10:58:02 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 10/31/2013 10:55:33 PM, YYW wrote:
At 10/31/2013 10:50:04 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 10/31/2013 9:17:27 PM, YYW wrote:
Let's try this once more.

Bill was stick in traffic.

Unfortunately, being a stick in traffic, he was run over by a car.

Fortunately, despite the fact that YYW fails to actually edit or often even look at what he posts as he both types and watches TV at the same time, Bladerunner was a good sport about it and played along.

Unfortunately, YYW still does profoundly stupid things at times... and will surely do something equally dimwitted in the future.

Fortunately, Bob was a magic stick, and he survived being run over by a car--and decided to visit YYW.

Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at YYW's home, YYW was prepared with a shotgun aimed at Bob.
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11/1/2013 9:30:08 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 11/1/2013 12:35:59 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 10/31/2013 10:58:02 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 10/31/2013 10:55:33 PM, YYW wrote:
At 10/31/2013 10:50:04 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 10/31/2013 9:17:27 PM, YYW wrote:
Let's try this once more.

Bill was stick in traffic.

Unfortunately, being a stick in traffic, he was run over by a car.

Fortunately, despite the fact that YYW fails to actually edit or often even look at what he posts as he both types and watches TV at the same time, Bladerunner was a good sport about it and played along.

Unfortunately, YYW still does profoundly stupid things at times... and will surely do something equally dimwitted in the future.

Fortunately, Bob was a magic stick, and he survived being run over by a car--and decided to visit YYW.

Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at YYW's home, YYW was prepared with a shotgun aimed at Bob.

YYW fired but Adam2 materialised in front of Bob, Adam2 was shot directly in the head.
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