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Cerebral_Narcissist
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1/2/2010 8:00:46 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Well I'd be putting it up for auction pretty sharpish so I'd leave that to the new owners to decide.

Unless it has magic powers.
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1/2/2010 8:01:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I would harness it's power to make me the best debater ever!!!

The first thing I would do is make 12 debates against Lwerd.
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1/2/2010 8:03:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/2/2010 8:01:58 PM, Koopin wrote:
I would harness it's power to make me the best debater ever!!!

The first thing I would do is make 12 debates against Lwerd.

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1/2/2010 8:04:45 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/2/2010 8:01:58 PM, Koopin wrote:
I would harness it's power to make me the best debater ever!!!

The first thing I would do is make 12 debates against Lwerd.

If it were that powerful wouldn't it be better to use it to enslave her in a dastardly fashion, or fight crime, or combine the two. Hmmm....
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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1/2/2010 8:06:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I'd sell it for an extravagant amount. What the hell would I need a unicorn for? I don't care if it flies either, as I can buy a jet-pack or hovercraft with the tens of millions I get.
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1/2/2010 8:08:28 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/2/2010 8:06:05 PM, Nags wrote:
I'd sell it for an extravagant amount. What the hell would I need a unicorn for? I don't care if it flies either,

No that would be a Pegasus.
Or a Pegacorn, or a Unisus...

as I can buy a jet-pack or hovercraft with the tens of millions I get.

Wise words.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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1/2/2010 8:08:48 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/2/2010 8:06:05 PM, Nags wrote:
I'd sell it for an extravagant amount. What the hell would I need a unicorn for? I don't care if it flies either, as I can buy a jet-pack or hovercraft with the tens of millions I get.

But could you stab people though the heart with the jet pack?
Unicorn horns, epic awsomeness
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1/2/2010 8:10:50 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/2/2010 8:08:48 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 1/2/2010 8:06:05 PM, Nags wrote:
I'd sell it for an extravagant amount. What the hell would I need a unicorn for? I don't care if it flies either, as I can buy a jet-pack or hovercraft with the tens of millions I get.

But could you stab people though the heart with the jet pack?
Unicorn horns, epic awsomeness

Freud would have so much to say about that.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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1/2/2010 8:12:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/2/2010 8:08:28 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
No that would be a Pegasus.
Or a Pegacorn, or a Unisus...

Flying unicorns exist!!! ...says google images.
http://images.google.com...

Wise words.

Indeed.

At 1/2/2010 8:08:48 PM, Koopin wrote:
But could you stab people though the heart with the jet pack?
Unicorn horns, epic awsomeness

Real-life lightsaber > unicorn horn.
Koopin
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1/2/2010 8:14:32 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/2/2010 8:12:18 PM, Nags wrote:
At 1/2/2010 8:08:28 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
No that would be a Pegasus.
Or a Pegacorn, or a Unisus...

Flying unicorns exist!!! ...says google images.
http://images.google.com...

Wise words.

Indeed.

At 1/2/2010 8:08:48 PM, Koopin wrote:
But could you stab people though the heart with the jet pack?
Unicorn horns, epic awsomeness

Real-life lightsaber > unicorn horn.

Real-life lightsabers have been know to short out at high altitudes. You can not use one in the air.
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1/2/2010 8:16:31 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/2/2010 8:14:32 PM, Koopin wrote:
Real-life lightsabers have been know to short out at high altitudes. You can not use one in the air.

Then I'll gladly take the liberty of pulling out my Desert Eagle pistol and shoot the unicorn between the eyes.
Koopin
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1/2/2010 8:20:42 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/2/2010 8:16:31 PM, Nags wrote:
At 1/2/2010 8:14:32 PM, Koopin wrote:
Real-life lightsabers have been know to short out at high altitudes. You can not use one in the air.

Then I'll gladly take the liberty of pulling out my Desert Eagle pistol and shoot the unicorn between the eyes.

Silly boy, don't you know that unicorns have a special layer of skin to protect them from D.E.P's? It is called the sleetiod, The keeper of the unicorns decided that there would be evil people like you who would want to harm them. So he cast a magic spell on them to protect them. Guess he was right..
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1/2/2010 9:15:46 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
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