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yay842
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12/27/2013 10:45:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Tempted to put this in a different section, but what the heck. Stalin would be super retarded, idiotic, dumb, little kid to actually spam here if he did. If he does, then he has agreed that he knows he's a retarded spammer. Stalin spamming here is basically his signature that he used to sign the document that he has read the terms and agreements that he is a retarded nooby spammer. This is in no way a personal insult attack but a document whether he agreed to the above and is in no way insulting his personal character and won't be because he would have personally agreed to this if he did so.

Anyhoo, back to the main purpose of this thread, you all know that I'm the best logician NA here on DDO. I will provide some insight and negative intelligence to those who would actually believe this. I'm pretty sure this was done before but it was the one that would actually give legitimate knowledge.
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12/27/2013 10:47:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
This is in no way to give actual knowledge and is only meant to entertain. I rest my case and cannot sue me if you believed that I meant to educate those who were easily misguided. Thank You!
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12/27/2013 10:50:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
First Quote, December 27, 2013:
I've stated this before.

When life gives you lemons, instead of making lemonade, you plant the seeds, water it, and grow more lemons. ~Capitalism
When life gives you lemons, the government takes it away from you and shoots you in the head if you don't do as they command. ~Communism
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Save it. Store it in the fridge for a rainy day. The potential you can use with a lemon is far greater than lemonade. ~Me
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12/27/2013 11:01:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/27/2013 10:50:34 PM, yay842 wrote:
First Quote, December 27, 2013:
I've stated this before.

When life gives you lemons, instead of making lemonade, you plant the seeds, water it, and grow more lemons. ~Capitalism
When life gives you lemons, the government takes it away from you and shoots you in the head if you don't do as they command. ~Communism
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Save it. Store it in the fridge for a rainy day. The potential you can use with a lemon is far greater than lemonade. ~Me

When gives lemons you life, even. ~Mick Jagger
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12/28/2013 12:14:45 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
When life gives you lemons, pray to Obama because I'm a conservative hack.
"I don't know why gays want to marry, I have spent the last 25 years wishing I wasn't allowed to." -Sadolite
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12/28/2013 7:25:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Second Quote:

Don't save the best for last. ~Me
If you got a pack of assorted candy and you eat the best stuff first and someboedy comes and asks you for some, you give them the stuff you don't want anyway.
If you're waiting in the lobby with a fart ready, release it before you save it too long during the interview.
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12/28/2013 7:57:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/28/2013 7:25:50 PM, yay842 wrote:
Second Quote:

Don't save the best for last. ~Me
If you got a pack of assorted candy and you eat the best stuff first and someboedy comes and asks you for some, you give them the stuff you don't want anyway.
If you're waiting in the lobby with a fart ready, release it before you save it too long during the interview.

I'm growing a bit concerned about your passion for farts.
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12/28/2013 9:28:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/28/2013 7:57:36 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/28/2013 7:25:50 PM, yay842 wrote:
Second Quote:

Don't save the best for last. ~Me
If you got a pack of assorted candy and you eat the best stuff first and someboedy comes and asks you for some, you give them the stuff you don't want anyway.
If you're waiting in the lobby with a fart ready, release it before you save it too long during the interview.

I'm growing a bit concerned about your passion for farts.

Everybody likes to fart. its a part of life. except GIRLS DONT FART. just kidding. but seriously, everyone farts, its a part of life. You breath in air and dont just release poo outta yo buttho'
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12/29/2013 1:53:49 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Quote 3:

This quote was not by me. ~Me
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12/31/2013 1:58:16 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Quote 4:

Knowing is not half the battle. Battle only has two halves, bat and tle. ~Me

because im too lazy
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1/1/2014 1:06:20 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Dont be the change you want to see in the world because you literally have no life to be a change. ~Communism
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