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My Big Fat Gypsy Thread

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1/3/2014 5:51:59 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
David Cameron wants us all to live in big warm lovely houses, but we don't have to follow his rules. We're gypsies, so instead we'll live in cold cramped caravans.
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1/3/2014 5:53:21 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Proof that infinite regresses are not illogical and exist:
P1) All gypsies live in caravans
P2) Gypsies have been around for ages
P3) Caravans haven't been around for that long
C) INFINITE REGRESSION
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1/3/2014 5:55:45 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Another child born just now. How many have we got now, then?

We better get its wedding, honeymoon and baptism planned because they're all happening today.

Its name is "Jesus 'Virgin Mary' Caravan Travel Gypsy". It has a nice ring to it.
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1/3/2014 6:00:04 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/3/2014 5:50:54 AM, KingDebater wrote:
Interviewer: What do you think a honeymoon is?
Gypsy child: A moon with honey on it
(Actual quote from My Big Fat Gypsy Holiday (C4))
You can't even tell they don't go to school, can you?
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1/3/2014 6:04:37 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Gypsy proof that humans are candles and pillows are the things that stabilize the candles:
premus wohn) A bed is like a big chocolate cake
premus tree [3]) People are long things on the bed
premus tree pornt foive) Candles are long things on the chocolate carek
COHNclushn wohn) Humans are candles
premus fore) things stabilize candles on the choclt carek
premus foive) pillows stabilize humans on the behrd <- alternative gypsy spelling of 'bed'.
COHNclushn too) the things that stabilize them candles are like pillows and they are
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1/3/2014 6:15:31 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Proof that Gypsies are mythical creatures:
p1) Gypsies have an infinite amount of children
p2) Each one gets a gun for their birthday
p3) Guns cost money
p4) For all premises 1-3 to be true, Gypsies must have an infinite amount of money
p5) Gypsies are poor and the only thing they do is loiter about and go to their baptisms, weddings and holy communions, all of which happen 17 times a day. None of them are employed or even employable.
c) Following p1-5, Gypsies are mythical creatures.

Thank goodness that they're not real because everyone really hates them.