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2/2/2014 10:58:31 AM
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Hey! I'm here to create a fourm where you xould use your imagination. You don't have to type it here. You may leave a link that leads us to your story. Just read the rating guidelines:

G"- This story is suitable for readers of all ages. There are no drugs or sexually explicit content mentioned in the story. There is no nudity and body parts are not described in a sexual way. There is minimal swearing and violence is not described in great detail. Language may sometimes be impolite, but does not use expressions that would not be found in common, everyday conversation (ie. "What the Hell" and "Screw off" are okay if used rarely).

PG"- A story rated PG might not be appropriate for young children. Romantic situations may be described with some details, though anything explicit is left to the reader's imagination. There may be more violent and scary scenes than would be found in a G story. Wounds and injuries may be described with some graphic explanations. Generally, the story will include some mature themes, characters and actions. Descriptions of drug use, if included, are vague. Occasionally, characters may use light swear words in frustration but not very often.

PG-13"- Includes mature stories that may include occasional scenes of a lightly sexual or violent nature. There might be mention of drug use or abuse and other mature themes that could be inappropriate for younger readers. Characters use more mature language and swearing. Sexual scenes are described with some details. Stories rated PG-13 may also contain some graphic descriptions of violence and injury and reveal darker and more mature motives behind characters' actions than is appropriate for younger readers.

18+ (currently R)"- The content of the story is considered "adult". Mature themes including violence, sexuality, strong language and substance abuse can be included,"R rated content may include stories that touch upon or refer to themes such as: serious drug use, prostitution, sex, suicide, and all types of abuse. Please note that graphic or exploitative depictions of any of the preceding."This policy applies to textual content as well as any images and videos associated with a story.

And some categories (in the next post
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2/2/2014 11:00:19 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Romance
With love as a driving force, a romance is a form of fiction that traces the growing relationship between two individuals, and oftentimes, the struggle to reconcile their differences or their pasts. The protagonists typically undergo personal development, equally challenged and changed by their beloved.

Example:"Pride and Prejudice"by Jane Austen

Fantasy
Fantasy is a form of fiction which takes place within an alternative world - an imaginary realm wherein magical and supernatural forces pervade. Fantasy stories explore archetypal truths and experiences of an ordinary protagonist, as he or she embarks on an extraordinary quest. Legendary, mythological, and folkloric traditions characterise the genre, thus fantasy stories are often rife with dragons, trolls, wizards, and knights. Typically, fantasy deals with universal themes, such as the struggle of good against evil or the struggle of an individual against society.

Example:"Lord of the Rings"by J.R.R Tolkien

Paranormal
Paranormal is a form of fiction that occurs in a modern-day setting, but contains creatures or happenings that are beyond the scope of normal scientific understanding or "normal" human experience. Paranormal stories often explore a human protagonist within a paranormal world, as well as their encounter with paranormal beings or individuals with paranormal abilities, such as ghosts, angels, vampires, werewolves, clairvoyants, or telekinetics.

Examples:"Twilight"by Stephenie Meyer,"Beautiful Creatures"by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl,"The Southern Vampire Mysteries"by Charlaine Harris.

Horror
Horror is a form of fiction that intends to scare or disturb through a protagonist"s experience with an uncanny or menacing force. Horror evokes an emotional, psychological, or physical response (i.e., fear) within the reader and intrudes on a reader"s comfort level. Horror stories usually involve a protagonist"s confrontation with the unknown and the malevolent aspects of humanity, as well as the unsettling realisation that human knowledge is limited.

Example:"The Shining"by Stephen King

Historical Fiction
Historical fiction usually recounts a famed event of the past or a memorable, recognizable period time period as experienced by fictional characters, but may also describe a historical figure (in their perceived likeness) that must deal with a variety of imagined situations. Historical fiction attempts to accurately capture the essence of history and realise as fully as possible the way the world once was. Striving for plausibility and authenticity, historical fiction allows the reader to both live and learn history, often showcasing political or social issues of the time.

Examples:"The Other Boleyn Girl"by Philippa Gregory,"Wolf Hall"by Hilary Mantel,"The Last Kingdom"by Bernard Cornwell.

Fan Fiction
Fan fiction borrows elements from an original author"s established fictional universe in order to tell a new, alternative story that differs from the canon. Fan fiction includes, for example, stories that use the original author"s canonical characters and put them into non-canonical plots, as well as stories that use non-canonical characters and put them into the original author"s canonical settings or already-imagined worlds.

PopFic
PopFic is a form of fiction whose subject matter focuses on celebrities or popular culture re-imagined in new and creative ways. The characters in the stories are real people set into imagined situations.

Short Story
Short stories are works of brief narrative prose, which usually focus on a limited number of characters and a single, decisive plot incident. Significantly shorter and more compact than novels, short stories leave the reader with a snapshot or slice of life.

Example:"The Cask of Amontillado"by Edgar Allan Poe.

Spiritual
Spiritual fiction often involves a protagonist who embarks on a journey of self-reflection and self-actualisation, which includes spiritual, although not necessarily religious, experiences. Spiritual fiction nourishes the soul, captivates the emotions, and attempts to explain existential questions such as why are we here, what is the meaning of life, and what happens when we die.

Example:"The Alchemist"by Paulo Coelho.

Classics
Classics are stories written over 100 years ago that stand the test of time as works of high literary merit and artistic qualities. Classics are universally appealing to readers and their themes endure and resonate in contemporary society. Classics are also traditionally accepted as influential in shaping culture.

Examples:"Jane Eyre"by Charlotte Bronte,"Emma"by Jane Austen.

Science Fiction
Science Fiction typically revolves around a futuristic or space-age world wherein imaginative scientific and technological innovations are possible within the story"s established laws of nature. Science Fiction deals with the consequences and impact of science (actual or imagined) on individual and societal levels, and often includes advanced devices, such as time-machines, or other life forms, such as aliens.

Examples:"The War of the Worlds"by H.G. Wells,"I, Robot"by Isaac Asimov.

Humor
Humor stories seek to entertain and amuse with fun, fancy, or ridiculousness, while simultaneously constructing a narrative that resonates with the reader. Sometimes these works take the form of Satire, wherein a story that may seem serious on the surface is carrying out a tongue-in-cheek critique of some cultural or societal element.

Example:"Gulliver's Travels"by Jonathan Swift.

Mystery / Thriller:
Mystery stories feature a protagonist who investigates a crime, problem, puzzle, or some sort of unknown. The protagonist, whether an actual detective or an amateur, often struggles to achieve his or her goals and endures various psychological and physical obstacles, but gradually deduces the solution through facts, logic, and working backwards. These stories encourage the reader to actively engage in solving the mystery for themselves and require the reader to pay careful attention to clues, suspects, and evidence presented in order to intellectually satisfy.

Example:"The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes"by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

While thriller stories also focus on uncovering mysteries, they move at a faster pace and are driven by action, tension, excitement, and violence. Thriller stories are often quite sensational, and involve larger-scale criminal offenses with higher stakes, such as conspiracy or espionage. Thrillers also include dangerous situations which the protagonist endures while trying to solve the greater problem.

Example:"Casino Royale"by Sir Ian Fleming.

Action / Adventure
Risk, danger, and excitement inform adventure fiction, which focuses on a particular challenge, quest, or journey which the protagonist, or hero, must undertake and successfully complete. Adventure fiction includes a villain or other antagonistic forces which the hero thwarts with wits and ingenuity, rather than violence.

Example:"The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"by Mark Twain.

Teen Fiction
Teen Fiction traces the ins, outs, ups and downs of growing up through the emotional, physical, and social experiences of a teenaged or young adult protagonist with which readers identify. Teen Fiction often takes place within a high school setting and may serve as a "coming-of-age" story, documenting the awkwardness of adolescence and the challenge of coping with difficult social issues.

Examples:"The Perks of Being a Wallflower"by Stephen Chbosky,"Looking for Alaska"by John Green.

Poetry
As William Wordsworth said, poetry is "the spontaneous outflow of powerful feelings." Indeed, poetry employs rhythm, language, rhetorical devices, and figures of speech to convey an imaginative, emotional experience. Poetry contrasts with prose, or everyday writing, and often uses elaborate diction and figurative language which conceals deeper meaning.
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2/2/2014 11:02:35 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Catagories (continuing):

Vampire
Vampire fiction concerns itself primarily with the subject of vampires who feed on living creatures in order to survive. While vampires were traditionally horrific and villainous, modern interpretations often reimagine the fanged bloodsuckers as more nuanced and complex entities. Vampire fiction usually deals with the human protagonist"s encounter with a vampire, their romantic relationship with a vampire, or his or her transformation into a vampire themselves. Other conflicts may include vampire-hunting or drama within the vampire coven.

Example:"Dracula"by Bram Stoker.

Werewolf
Werewolf fiction concerns itself primarily with the subject of werewolves or other human/beast forms from folklore and monster myths. Werewolf fiction often focuses on lycanthropy - the supernatural transformation of a human into a wolf - and its repercussions, but may also include associated drama within the hierarchy of the pack and the struggle for the protagonist to repress primal impulses and bestial urges.

Non-Teen Fiction
Non-Teen Fiction, sometimes called contemporary fiction, focuses on the everyday experiences and conflicts of a protagonist, usually an adult, with detailed characterisation and background. Non-Teen Fiction is intended for older readers and has more mature themes.

Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction presents itself as factually accurate and presents reality in an imaginative way. These stories are based on real events that actually happened and people that actually lived. Non-Fiction includes, but is not limited to, novels, essays, journals, biographies, or travelogues.

Example:"In Cold Blood"by Truman Capote.

Others
Not every work of writing easily slots into these categories, and we are fully aware that these content categories may need to change over time. Until they do, we have included an "Other" category to capture writing that lives outside these defined genres.

Those are it. Create your story!
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2/2/2014 11:03:36 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Also, for an example of fan fiction, I have a story that I wrote:

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2/2/2014 4:35:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/2/2014 10:58:31 AM, PeriodicPatriot wrote:
Hey! I'm here to create a fourm where you xould use your imagination. You don't have to type it here. You may leave a link that leads us to your story. Just read the rating guidelines:

G"- This story is suitable for readers of all ages. There are no drugs or sexually explicit content mentioned in the story. There is no nudity and body parts are not described in a sexual way. There is minimal swearing and violence is not described in great detail. Language may sometimes be impolite, but does not use expressions that would not be found in common, everyday conversation (ie. "What the Hell" and "Screw off" are okay if used rarely).

PG"- A story rated PG might not be appropriate for young children. Romantic situations may be described with some details, though anything explicit is left to the reader's imagination. There may be more violent and scary scenes than would be found in a G story. Wounds and injuries may be described with some graphic explanations. Generally, the story will include some mature themes, characters and actions. Descriptions of drug use, if included, are vague. Occasionally, characters may use light swear words in frustration but not very often.

PG-13"- Includes mature stories that may include occasional scenes of a lightly sexual or violent nature. There might be mention of drug use or abuse and other mature themes that could be inappropriate for younger readers. Characters use more mature language and swearing. Sexual scenes are described with some details. Stories rated PG-13 may also contain some graphic descriptions of violence and injury and reveal darker and more mature motives behind characters' actions than is appropriate for younger readers.

18+ (currently R)"- The content of the story is considered "adult". Mature themes including violence, sexuality, strong language and substance abuse can be included,"R rated content may include stories that touch upon or refer to themes such as: serious drug use, prostitution, sex, suicide, and all types of abuse. Please note that graphic or exploitative depictions of any of the preceding."This policy applies to textual content as well as any images and videos associated with a story.

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2/2/2014 4:45:53 PM
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2/2/2014 7:29:54 PM
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At 2/2/2014 4:28:20 PM, yay842 wrote:
go to the funny section

This is different. In that one, you complete the story, not make oneyour own. So this is different.
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2/2/2014 7:34:11 PM
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At 2/2/2014 7:29:54 PM, PeriodicPatriot wrote:
At 2/2/2014 4:28:20 PM, yay842 wrote:
go to the funny section

This is different. In that one, you complete the story, not make oneyour own. So this is different.

http://chooseyourstory.com...
30 Important Life Lessons
http://www.debate.org...
20 Terrifying Two-Sentence Horrors
http://www.debate.org...
20 Jokes That Only Geniuses Will Understand
http://www.debate.org...
Name One Song That Can't Match This GIF
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net...
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2/2/2014 9:00:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
DDO Fanfiction (specifically, fanfiction of thett3). PG-13

It all started on a dark, stormy night not too unlike this one. Royal was about to begin reading her favorite tale, "In Defense of Masculinity: A Rebuttal to Third Wave Feminism" when the call came. Royal jumped up in a mixture of excitement and fear when she saw the number. Despite never getting a response before, she knew immediately that the call was coming from the consulting office of thett3 the mighty. 1-800-AMAZINGBADASS Only thett3 could convince the telephone industry to allow a phone number that large.

A call from thett3 could only mean two things: He had accepted your application to meet with him, or he hated your application so much that he was calling just to notify you that he was filing a restraining order against you.

"Hello?" She answered nervously.

A delicate sounding female voice answered.

"Hello, Royal. Thett3 has signaled his permission for you to meet with him at 3:45 AM tomorrow morning. Be sure to impress him."

Impress him? What could you do to impress one such as thett3?

Thett3 had won the olympic gold in Boxing, Wrestling, Swimming, and the 100 meter dash. He also won the silver and bronze in the Javelin throw and Hammer throw respectively although everyone knew he could've won the gold. He just wanted all three medals.

Thett3 was also a champion debater, a master computer programmer, the best biplane pilot in the world, a Somalian Pirate, and held a certificate of participation in his local community centers chili cook off. After serving in the CIA overseas and two terms in the Senate as a Republican from Hawaii (just to prove that he could) thett3 invested in what was called by market analysts as the most clever stock portfolio ever devised, multiplying his money 347 fold. He was considered by most to be the most successful man to ever live. These days when thett3 wasn't traveling the world or wrestling alligators he would agree to consult a few very lucky, eager and promising youngsters on how to be successful.

The next night, Royal took the subway to find thett3's New York office. She had dressed in her best business casual and was also wearing a dunce cap since her application indicated her extreme intelligence and she figured thett3 would enjoy the ironic humor.

Royal nervously walked through the front door to find herself in an exotic looking lobby, tastefully decorated with a full sized waterfall, mounted Shark heads, 6 feet statues of Presidents Innomen, Airmax, and Tuf, bottles of Vodka, and pictures of thett3 with each of the Pretty Little Liars girls except Spencer. What a skilled photoshop artist thett3 must employ, Royal thought. No one could possibly be that attractive. Thett3 was one of those rare people that was attractive in both a masculine and a feminine way, with his glistening, bulging muscles and six pack serving to highlight his beautiful eyelashes and piercing blue eyes.

There was no secretary, only a large, half open medieval Portcullis with the words "Veni, vidi, vici! " Julius Caesar" inscribed at the top. What a drama queen! The Portcullis led down a long and dark, red carpeted, hallway lined with weapons, American flags, the famous portrait of thett3 holding a dragon in a headlock, and flat screen televisions playing thett3's knockout blow of the Russian boxer he was facing in the olympics over and over.

She could feel the beads of sweat running down her back as she knocked on the fine Red Wood door.

"Come in". Said a gruff, masculine voice.

Royal pried open the door to reveal a large, circular, stone chamber with a high backed throne so tall it could conceal a man of thett3's stature with a beautiful cat sitting in it. Slowly, the chair turned around to reveal thett3 himself.

He was even more beautiful than he looked in his photo's. His sandy blonde hair was barely visible under a large and opulent crown, and he was wearing purple kingly robes. His eyes were as ferocious as the ocean and looked as if they could pierce you with but a glance, and they were topped with eyelashes so perfect that they looked like a butterflies wings. He was built like an NFL fullback, except even stronger and was 6 foot 3. He gestured with a scepter for Royal to sit down, but there was no chair for her to do so other than the throne occupied by the cat and she dare not mess with thett3's cat. Legend has it that he decided to enter contact sports because someone gave his cat a wrong look that pissed him off that much.

"Uhm...hello. My name is Royal" She said as she sat down on the floor.

"I know." His voice rang throughout the chamber.

"I..I hope you liked my application." She stammered. His stony expression was both attractive and extremely intimidating.

"Tell me Ms. Paladin, have you ever been in a duel?" He asked with a smirk.

"Umm no" She said, confused at this non sequitur. "That's a non sequitur" she added, hoping he would be impressed by her knowledge of logic. He did love debate after all.

"That's too bad. Dueling is my favorite pass time." He said.

Royal had no idea what to say to this. "So..what is the secret to success?" She asked.

"Goodbye". Thett3 said, smiling with perfectly straight, white teeth.

He then pressed a button on his robes. Suddenly, the ceiling opened up! Robotic miniature bi-planes came out of the woodwork and flew into the air. Thett3's smirk widened at the stunned look on Royals face, right before he was propelled up by a hidden catapult on the floor, high, high into the sky. In midair he folded out his robes to form a hang-glider, drew two samurai swords, and started cutting down the mini biplanes as he flew away from the interveie in a scene that looked like Samurai king-kong meets WWI.

It was so awesome that Royal was immediately enlightened, and became the wealthiest woman to ever live, with a career that rivaled even thett3's.
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"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

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2/2/2014 9:15:31 PM
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At 2/2/2014 9:00:55 PM, thett3 wrote:
DDO Fanfiction (specifically, fanfiction of thett3). PG-13

It all started on a dark, stormy night not too unlike this one. Royal was about to begin reading her favorite tale, "In Defense of Masculinity: A Rebuttal to Third Wave Feminism" when the call came. Royal jumped up in a mixture of excitement and fear when she saw the number. Despite never getting a response before, she knew immediately that the call was coming from the consulting office of thett3 the mighty. 1-800-AMAZINGBADASS Only thett3 could convince the telephone industry to allow a phone number that large.

A call from thett3 could only mean two things: He had accepted your application to meet with him, or he hated your application so much that he was calling just to notify you that he was filing a restraining order against you.

"Hello?" She answered nervously.

A delicate sounding female voice answered.

"Hello, Royal. Thett3 has signaled his permission for you to meet with him at 3:45 AM tomorrow morning. Be sure to impress him."

Impress him? What could you do to impress one such as thett3?

Thett3 had won the olympic gold in Boxing, Wrestling, Swimming, and the 100 meter dash. He also won the silver and bronze in the Javelin throw and Hammer throw respectively although everyone knew he could've won the gold. He just wanted all three medals.

Thett3 was also a champion debater, a master computer programmer, the best biplane pilot in the world, a Somalian Pirate, and held a certificate of participation in his local community centers chili cook off. After serving in the CIA overseas and two terms in the Senate as a Republican from Hawaii (just to prove that he could) thett3 invested in what was called by market analysts as the most clever stock portfolio ever devised, multiplying his money 347 fold. He was considered by most to be the most successful man to ever live. These days when thett3 wasn't traveling the world or wrestling alligators he would agree to consult a few very lucky, eager and promising youngsters on how to be successful.

The next night, Royal took the subway to find thett3's New York office. She had dressed in her best business casual and was also wearing a dunce cap since her application indicated her extreme intelligence and she figured thett3 would enjoy the ironic humor.

Royal nervously walked through the front door to find herself in an exotic looking lobby, tastefully decorated with a full sized waterfall, mounted Shark heads, 6 feet statues of Presidents Innomen, Airmax, and Tuf, bottles of Vodka, and pictures of thett3 with each of the Pretty Little Liars girls except Spencer. What a skilled photoshop artist thett3 must employ, Royal thought. No one could possibly be that attractive. Thett3 was one of those rare people that was attractive in both a masculine and a feminine way, with his glistening, bulging muscles and six pack serving to highlight his beautiful eyelashes and piercing blue eyes.

There was no secretary, only a large, half open medieval Portcullis with the words "Veni, vidi, vici! " Julius Caesar" inscribed at the top. What a drama queen! The Portcullis led down a long and dark, red carpeted, hallway lined with weapons, American flags, the famous portrait of thett3 holding a dragon in a headlock, and flat screen televisions playing thett3's knockout blow of the Russian boxer he was facing in the olympics over and over.

She could feel the beads of sweat running down her back as she knocked on the fine Red Wood door.

"Come in". Said a gruff, masculine voice.

Royal pried open the door to reveal a large, circular, stone chamber with a high backed throne so tall it could conceal a man of thett3's stature with a beautiful cat sitting in it. Slowly, the chair turned around to reveal thett3 himself.

He was even more beautiful than he looked in his photo's. His sandy blonde hair was barely visible under a large and opulent crown, and he was wearing purple kingly robes. His eyes were as ferocious as the ocean and looked as if they could pierce you with but a glance, and they were topped with eyelashes so perfect that they looked like a butterflies wings. He was built like an NFL fullback, except even stronger and was 6 foot 3. He gestured with a scepter for Royal to sit down, but there was no chair for her to do so other than the throne occupied by the cat and she dare not mess with thett3's cat. Legend has it that he decided to enter contact sports because someone gave his cat a wrong look that pissed him off that much.

"Uhm...hello. My name is Royal" She said as she sat down on the floor.

"I know." His voice rang throughout the chamber.

"I..I hope you liked my application." She stammered. His stony expression was both attractive and extremely intimidating.

"Tell me Ms. Paladin, have you ever been in a duel?" He asked with a smirk.

"Umm no" She said, confused at this non sequitur. "That's a non sequitur" she added, hoping he would be impressed by her knowledge of logic. He did love debate after all.

"That's too bad. Dueling is my favorite pass time." He said.

Royal had no idea what to say to this. "So..what is the secret to success?" She asked.

"Goodbye". Thett3 said, smiling with perfectly straight, white teeth.

He then pressed a button on his robes. Suddenly, the ceiling opened up! Robotic miniature bi-planes came out of the woodwork and flew into the air. Thett3's smirk widened at the stunned look on Royals face, right before he was propelled up by a hidden catapult on the floor, high, high into the sky. In midair he folded out his robes to form a hang-glider, drew two samurai swords, and started cutting down the mini biplanes as he flew away from the interveie in a scene that looked like Samurai king-kong meets WWI.

It was so awesome that Royal was immediately enlightened, and became the wealthiest woman to ever live, with a career that rivaled even thett3's.

ROFLMFAO - that was awesome. A bit grandiloquent, but awesome.
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3/14/2014 3:31:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Pirate Plots, the second thett3 fanfiction. Rated PG-13

Royal could not believe her eyes. Despite living her entire life in the New England area, she'd never before been to Boston Harbor and she was absolutely amazed at the sheer variety of ships, from naval vessels to an old steamboat named Elizabeth. Thett3 had taken her, his apprentice there on his biplane, landing on an Aircraft carrier. The sheer amount of ships there was staggering as was the quantity of people. Thett3 had told her that this would be the most important part of her training. She was ushered onto an old fashioned clipper ship painted a dark red. Royal had absolutely no idea how any of this would help her career but she knew Thett3 didn't like it when his apprentices questioned him.

"Be prepared" Thett3 said with his characteristic smile. As they sailed out of Boston Harbor he dropped a tea bag into the water with a smirk. Thett3 always did love his history.

"Come, I'll introduce you to the crew" he said.

Thett3 took her to meet his first mate. She could see only the back of his heavily muscled form. He was holding a giant alligator in a headlock and pummelling its head with the pommel of a cutlas. When they showed up he held the alligator by the tail and flung it over the edge of the ship into the depths below. Slowly he turned around and Royal died of shock. She never thought there was anyone whos good looks could top Thett3's, but this guy just might be one of them. He was tall with extremely light hair and the chiseled features of a Roman god. One of his stunning green eyes was covered with a jet black eye patch, and he was wearing nothing except a pirate hat, a rainbow colored loincloth, and a 100% pure cashmere scarf which served to highlight his perfect neck.

"Meet my old debate partner and now my second mate, Bsh1" Thett3 said, smiling sardonically at Royals starstruck look.

"Arr, I will take you to meet the rest of the crew". He said with a thick Pirate accent.

"Umm what exactly are we doing here?" Royal asked.

Bsh1 smirked. Apparently thett3 wasnt the only one who was proficient at that gesture. "You silly girl, what else does one do on a ship like this besides piracy?"

Royal frowned. She knew Thett3 was rumored to have been a pirate in Somalia but she always assumed it was just a rumor. She knew there was a photo of a guy about Thett3's build wearing nothing but an old CIA badge loincloth with a bunch of pirates but the face was obscured and a grand jury had cleared Thett3 of all wrongdoing. Why on Earth was this the most important part of her training?

Apparently these thoughts showed up on her face, because Bsh1 explained "All business is little more than piracy in a suit and tie. Thett3 knows this and that's why he's taking you out to sea."

"Isn't this illegal?" Royal asked.

Bsh smiled almost mournfully when he said "If you're rich enough you can buy the law. Regardless, the people we are pirating have agreed to the risks involved with their shipping business and love the challenge of a pirate attack."

Royal though this was rather dubious but she kept these thoughts to herself.

Royal was introduced to the rest of the crew in great haste. She met an extremely heavily muscled black man named Zaradi, a dainty but deadly girl with dreadlocks named Oryus, the blonde and powerfully built Mikal, the long winded Charleslb, a handsome man named Darkkermit wearing a Star of David necklace, the beautiful ships priestess GodChoosesLife, a cool man with stud earings named Classicrobert, and a man wearing nothing except a troll faced mask who everyone called "Imabench".

They were all drinking rum and singing "A pirates life for me" when the call came: "A ship! A ship on the horizon! The enemy! The capitalist pigs! Raise the flag so they know our precarious alliance rings false! Hold fast men, don't let those fools masquerading as shippers stop you, show no mercy but fight always for justice! For glory! For--" Charleslb was cut off by Thett3 bellowing "PREPARE THE CANNONS".

Royal saw the enemy ship, another clipper ship (who even had those anymore?) flying the Stars and Stripes. Imabench lowered the American flag and replaced it with a pirate flag where the skull was a troll face. Suddenly, the cannons opened fire and slammed into the enemy ship. Before the enemy could respond, Thett3's ship was already upon it. Swords were distributed and Royal was told they would soon board the enemy ship. Royal watched as one by one the crew swung over to the other ship led by Bsh1 and, gulping down her fear, she grabbed a rope and swung over to the enemy ship. It was a madhouse, everyone was locked in combat. She realized with a start that all of the enemies were not normal shippers, but celebrities! Charleslb was locked in battle with Wallstreetatheist, the famous venture capitalist. Imabench was fighting massivedump, the comedian. And was that former president Airmax that Bsh1 was dueling with? Her attempts at identification were cut short when suddenly she was faced by the well known Fox News pundit ConservativePolitico. He swung his sword at her and, without training, Royal couldn't pretend to do much. She dodged a jab and looked for an escape when suddenly Mikal came in with a bellow and tackled CP. Royal moved to help him when a Jewish kid tried to pour mouthwash down her throat. Thett3 appeared from nowhere and grabbed mouthwash kid, said "Leave her alone Eitan!" and threw him overboard. Royal caught a glimpse of Zaradi throwing opponents across the ship.

Thett3 looked a mess, with a long scratch along his face. It was incredibly sexy. "WHERE IS ROY?" He yelled. Surely he didn't mean Roylatham, the president of MIT? And yet there he was in a captains hat, swapping sword blows with Darkkermit. Judging by Kermits pallor, he was losing. The famous lawyer Bluesteel appeared behind him and knocked kermit out with a blow from his sword pommel. Someone had spilled a barrel of gunpowder all over the deck, making bluesteel lose his footing and fall overboard.

Thett3 did a backflip and appeared before Roy and the two locked swords swinging blows so heavy that the swords made sparks as they contacted with eachother. Roy may be old but boy was he *fast* and matched Thett3 blow for blow. Everyone stopped their own private duels to watch the masters at work. Suddenly Bsh1 let out an anguished cry. From below deck came one of the most attractive men Royal had ever seen. He had dark hair and eyes, an incredible six pack, along with a face that was made for a romantic painting. He was holding a sword in one hand and Classicrobert in the other. Royal watched helplessly as the man threw Classic across deck, where he crashed into Oryus.

Bsh1 yelled "YYW, how could it come to this?!"

The man, YYW, replied in a soft New England accent "It had to be so my love". Royal was very confused until someone whispered in her ear that Bsh and YYW were married. Oh. Well that explained the rainbow colored loincloth. But what was YYW doing on the other side?

"Traitor!" Bsh yelled, and threw himself into battle. Even Thett3 and Roy stopped dueling as the two traded blows, fighting like masters. Sparks flew and ignited the gun powder! As everyone scrambled to get off the ship, Bsh and YYW continued to duel, climbing up onto the mast and fighting like it was pirates of the Caribbean. And still the ship burned, all the while everyone was panicking and Bsh and YYW continued their fight in the flames. It was a scene straight out of a movie. And then the ship exploded as the flames reached the gunpowder below. Both Bsh and YYW flew into the water and laughed and hugged.

"Love conquers all" Thett3 said swimming beside her.

"What exactly was I supposed to learn today?" Royal asked in exasperation as they floated in the sea, waiting for biplanes to come pick them up from the wreckage.

"The most important lesson of them all" Thett3 said.
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#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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3/14/2014 3:36:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/14/2014 3:31:15 PM, thett3 wrote:
Pirate Plots, the second thett3 fanfiction. Rated PG-13

lol, I love it. And a rainbow colored loincloth... oh my!
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3/28/2014 11:28:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/2/2014 9:00:55 PM, thett3 wrote:
DDO Fanfiction (specifically, fanfiction of thett3). PG-13

It all started on a dark, stormy night not too unlike this one. Royal was about to begin reading her favorite tale, "In Defense of Masculinity: A Rebuttal to Third Wave Feminism" when the call came. Royal jumped up in a mixture of excitement and fear when she saw the number. Despite never getting a response before, she knew immediately that the call was coming from the consulting office of thett3 the mighty. 1-800-AMAZINGBADASS Only thett3 could convince the telephone industry to allow a phone number that large.

A call from thett3 could only mean two things: He had accepted your application to meet with him, or he hated your application so much that he was calling just to notify you that he was filing a restraining order against you.

"Hello?" She answered nervously.

A delicate sounding female voice answered.

"Hello, Royal. Thett3 has signaled his permission for you to meet with him at 3:45 AM tomorrow morning. Be sure to impress him."

Impress him? What could you do to impress one such as thett3?

Thett3 had won the olympic gold in Boxing, Wrestling, Swimming, and the 100 meter dash. He also won the silver and bronze in the Javelin throw and Hammer throw respectively although everyone knew he could've won the gold. He just wanted all three medals.

Thett3 was also a champion debater, a master computer programmer, the best biplane pilot in the world, a Somalian Pirate, and held a certificate of participation in his local community centers chili cook off. After serving in the CIA overseas and two terms in the Senate as a Republican from Hawaii (just to prove that he could) thett3 invested in what was called by market analysts as the most clever stock portfolio ever devised, multiplying his money 347 fold. He was considered by most to be the most successful man to ever live. These days when thett3 wasn't traveling the world or wrestling alligators he would agree to consult a few very lucky, eager and promising youngsters on how to be successful.

The next night, Royal took the subway to find thett3's New York office. She had dressed in her best business casual and was also wearing a dunce cap since her application indicated her extreme intelligence and she figured thett3 would enjoy the ironic humor.

Royal nervously walked through the front door to find herself in an exotic looking lobby, tastefully decorated with a full sized waterfall, mounted Shark heads, 6 feet statues of Presidents Innomen, Airmax, and Tuf, bottles of Vodka, and pictures of thett3 with each of the Pretty Little Liars girls except Spencer. What a skilled photoshop artist thett3 must employ, Royal thought. No one could possibly be that attractive. Thett3 was one of those rare people that was attractive in both a masculine and a feminine way, with his glistening, bulging muscles and six pack serving to highlight his beautiful eyelashes and piercing blue eyes.

There was no secretary, only a large, half open medieval Portcullis with the words "Veni, vidi, vici! " Julius Caesar" inscribed at the top. What a drama queen! The Portcullis led down a long and dark, red carpeted, hallway lined with weapons, American flags, the famous portrait of thett3 holding a dragon in a headlock, and flat screen televisions playing thett3's knockout blow of the Russian boxer he was facing in the olympics over and over.

She could feel the beads of sweat running down her back as she knocked on the fine Red Wood door.

"Come in". Said a gruff, masculine voice.

Royal pried open the door to reveal a large, circular, stone chamber with a high backed throne so tall it could conceal a man of thett3's stature with a beautiful cat sitting in it. Slowly, the chair turned around to reveal thett3 himself.

He was even more beautiful than he looked in his photo's. His sandy blonde hair was barely visible under a large and opulent crown, and he was wearing purple kingly robes. His eyes were as ferocious as the ocean and looked as if they could pierce you with but a glance, and they were topped with eyelashes so perfect that they looked like a butterflies wings. He was built like an NFL fullback, except even stronger and was 6 foot 3. He gestured with a scepter for Royal to sit down, but there was no chair for her to do so other than the throne occupied by the cat and she dare not mess with thett3's cat. Legend has it that he decided to enter contact sports because someone gave his cat a wrong look that pissed him off that much.

"Uhm...hello. My name is Royal" She said as she sat down on the floor.

"I know." His voice rang throughout the chamber.

"I..I hope you liked my application." She stammered. His stony expression was both attractive and extremely intimidating.

"Tell me Ms. Paladin, have you ever been in a duel?" He asked with a smirk.

"Umm no" She said, confused at this non sequitur. "That's a non sequitur" she added, hoping he would be impressed by her knowledge of logic. He did love debate after all.

"That's too bad. Dueling is my favorite pass time." He said.

Royal had no idea what to say to this. "So..what is the secret to success?" She asked.

"Goodbye". Thett3 said, smiling with perfectly straight, white teeth.

He then pressed a button on his robes. Suddenly, the ceiling opened up! Robotic miniature bi-planes came out of the woodwork and flew into the air. Thett3's smirk widened at the stunned look on Royals face, right before he was propelled up by a hidden catapult on the floor, high, high into the sky. In midair he folded out his robes to form a hang-glider, drew two samurai swords, and started cutting down the mini biplanes as he flew away from the interveie in a scene that looked like Samurai king-kong meets WWI.

It was so awesome that Royal was immediately enlightened, and became the wealthiest woman to ever live, with a career that rivaled even thett3's.

I've been promised a spot!

So, basically, bump.
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4/2/2014 4:31:24 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
As Usual
By 9spaceking
Rating: G

I woke up to the sound of alarm as usual.
7:00 AM, looks like I woke up just on time as I usually do.
I ate my breakfast, cereal and milk, as usual, then made my way to the school stop--
like usual.
The bus took about 10 minutes to get to school-just like usual.
Then, I walked off the bus, chatting with my best friend. Just like usual.
"Hey, how's it going, Nye?" My best friend Jack asked amiably.
His usual self.
"It's been fine, but the paint in my basement has yet to melt." I smile and wink as we both laugh at our inner joke, like we usually do.
"Well, what are you going to do?" Jack played along, like he usually does.
"I'm going to hire the 'lumberjack'!" I exclaimed, and we both laughed while other students just walked by.
Just like the usual.
But just as we were halfway to reaching the school door, I stopped.
I saw something very peculiar.
Seven things, to be specific.

The parking lot was vastly empty, but --
the cars were here a minute ago.

The tree by the sidewalk normally made of wood was now--
made out of books.
The other students were not wearing their uniforms.

The American flag had been changed to a horrid drawing of a zombie.
The windows had simply....

vanished into thin air.

There was actually a pool on the third floor.

What was worse, the teachers were swimming in it, having fun,
unable to tell that the whole school grounds have been turned--
strange, to say the least.

And I knew no way to the third floor.

and most peculiar of all,
most peculiar of all----
Most Peculiar Of All....

Bill Joe was sitting there, just doing his history homework as usual.
Equestrian election
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This House would impose democracy
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Reign of Terror is unjustified
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Raise min. wage to $10.10
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6/2/2014 1:59:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Bump
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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6/3/2014 3:12:23 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I booked a move out deep clean. The cleaner arrived 5 minutes early. Everything passed my inspection, including inside appliances and cupboards. The work was completed promptly as well. Easy, great, and affordable service. Recommended! with King of Maids