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How do you become a teachers pet?

Zendayalover156
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2/2/2014 10:35:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I want to know how you become one because some people become a teacher's pet without even trying
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2/3/2014 3:35:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/2/2014 10:35:17 PM, Zendayalover156 wrote:
I want to know how you become one because some people become a teacher's pet without even trying

Without a try, hard to get.
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2/3/2014 3:45:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/2/2014 10:35:17 PM, Zendayalover156 wrote:
I want to know how you become one because some people become a teacher's pet without even trying

Blow someone...
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What then do I gain by being wise?"
I said to myself, "This too is meaningless."
For the wise, like the fool, will not be long remembered;
the days have already come when both have been forgotten.
Like the fool, the wise too must die!
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2/3/2014 5:39:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Participate in class and initiate/respond to small chat with the teacher. Also ask questions and even visit her during your own free time for help.

Genuine teacher's pets i have no problem with, but people who purposely go out of their ways to become teacher's pets are the suck-ups of society, also knows as politicians, and nobody likes them.
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2/3/2014 5:42:37 PM
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At 2/3/2014 3:45:56 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 2/2/2014 10:35:17 PM, Zendayalover156 wrote:
I want to know how you become one because some people become a teacher's pet without even trying

Blow someone...
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2/24/2014 8:32:04 PM
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At 2/3/2014 6:16:21 AM, Megatron81 wrote:
Why would someone want to become a teachers pet...

Thry geta good image from adults? And that makes parents happy?
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2/24/2014 8:43:12 PM
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At 2/2/2014 10:35:17 PM, Zendayalover156 wrote:
I want to know how you become one because some people become a teacher's pet without even trying

be a kissass
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2/24/2014 8:46:49 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/2/2014 10:35:17 PM, Zendayalover156 wrote:
I want to know how you become one because some people become a teacher's pet without even trying

Be a good student, and don't disrupt the classroom. Being nice to the teacher would go a long way, as well.
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2/24/2014 9:15:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/3/2014 3:45:56 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 2/2/2014 10:35:17 PM, Zendayalover156 wrote:
I want to know how you become one because some people become a teacher's pet without even trying

Blow someone...

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2/26/2014 2:54:10 PM
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At 2/3/2014 5:39:28 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Participate in class and initiate/respond to small chat with the teacher. Also ask questions and even visit her during your own free time for help.

Genuine teacher's pets i have no problem with, but people who purposely go out of their ways to become teacher's pets are the suck-ups of society, also knows as politicians, and nobody likes them.

yep, theres a fine line between being a teachers pet and a disingenuous brown noser
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2/26/2014 4:16:26 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/2/2014 10:35:17 PM, Zendayalover156 wrote:
I want to know how you become one because some people become a teacher's pet without even trying

Part 1

- Ok the first thing you want to do is get blue paint. Lots and LOTS of blue paint
- When you get about 50 cans, pour half of them on the floor
- Take off your clothes and roll around in the paint while its still wet.
- After you do that, youre going to want to run into the wall repeatedly to dry yourself off
- After the paint has dried, examine both the wall and your body for letters that could spell out the name of one of your teachers
- If you dont see any letters, get the other cans of blue paint and fling them around wildly
- Examine the new paint stiprs again for letters that are found in one of the names of your teachers
- Once you do find out the name, that is the teacher that you will have the best odds of becoming their pet. This is where part 2 starts

Part 2
- Find out if your teacher has a child, odds are they do.
- Kidnap that child and mail a videotape of the captive child to the home address of the teacher whose pet you wish to be
- Wait several weeks, even a few months, making sure the fear in your teacher runs rampant
- After wiping the child's memory, return the child to the home of the teacher and recount a story about how you noticed one of your neighbors holding the child captive in a car about to dive into a lake in a murder-suicide, when you courageously broke the window and saved the child from the car. (You can add details, but dont get too crazy with them because the police will interrogate you and you need to keep your story straight

Once the child is returned and you are cleared of all suspicion, you will become the teachers pet.

Trust me, this process works.

Ive used it twice now.
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4/10/2014 6:23:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Give them apples. Laugh at their lame jokes. Do good in school.
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4/11/2014 8:14:19 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/2/2014 10:35:17 PM, Zendayalover156 wrote:
I want to know how you become one because some people become a teacher's pet without even trying

Sing this in front of the class: