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Blade-of-Truth
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3/22/2014 3:10:54 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Listen, I'm getting really sick and tired of these yapping little rats know as 'miniature' dogs. If no-one else will say it, then fine, I will! They serve absolutely NO PURPOSE for the betterment of this planet or humankind as a whole. Dogs were initially bred for hunting, guarding, and fighting. These little rats can do none of the above except bite the ankles and hands of countless humans and maybe scare off butterflies with that pansy bark all small dogs suffer from: The Yap.

Ultimately, the very existence of such creatures offend me. I feel more offended than the time I was told by a cashier she would not accept my "$100 bill"... which is just as unamerican as owning a miniature dog. Let's face it, in America - Size matters. The big gulp, the magnum, need I say more? I think not. But I will: Monster Trucks, Empire State building, double D's, extra-wide trailers, IMAX theaters! You know what else is better when it's bigger? DOGS.

WHOA! Random hypothetical flash point: You're walking down a mountain with your pansy Pomeranian, when all of a sudden a bright flash appears - it's some aliens who want to sodomize you with elephant tusks. You think to yourself 'thank god my dog is here to protect me', when all of a sudden you here that little yap and are reminded that you are a little girly man who bought a pansy dog. Game over. You just got sodomized by aliens with an elephant tusk because you decided you'd prefer a 'cute' rat instead of a real dog.

So tell me, was it worth it? Did that 'little dog' help you. NO, it didn't, it can't, and it never will. Why? Because it's a useless rodent that can be killed by accidentally stepping on the wrong pile of clothes in the middle of the night. I hate technology... always allowing the weak to survive. This is why I prefer foxes . Do you agree that foxes are better than pansy rat-dogs?

Disclaimer: These are not my thoughts... when it gets late at night my alter ego comes out. Blame the fluoride.
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3/22/2014 3:19:58 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/22/2014 3:10:54 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Listen, I'm getting really sick and tired of these yapping little rats know as 'miniature' dogs. If no-one else will say it, then fine, I will! They serve absolutely NO PURPOSE for the betterment of this planet or humankind as a whole.

Companionship and as a wingman when chatting girls in the park.
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Blade-of-Truth
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3/22/2014 3:54:06 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/22/2014 3:29:16 AM, Krazzy_Player wrote:
you finally agreed you should die.

*yawn* Of course I should die! It wouldn't be very fair if I was the only immortal in this world -_-
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3/22/2014 3:58:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/22/2014 3:19:58 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Companionship and as a wingman when chatting girls in the park.

Both valid points. I concede all arguments, you have defeated me with your kindness and truth. Furthermore, they would make useful insect hunters. I defeat myself. Damn.
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3/22/2014 9:28:04 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/22/2014 3:10:54 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Listen, I'm getting really sick and tired of these yapping little rats know as 'miniature' dogs. If no-one else will say it, then fine, I will! They serve absolutely NO PURPOSE for the betterment of this planet or humankind as a whole. Dogs were initially bred for hunting, guarding, and fighting. These little rats can do none of the above except bite the ankles and hands of countless humans and maybe scare off butterflies with that pansy bark all small dogs suffer from: The Yap.

Ultimately, the very existence of such creatures offend me. I feel more offended than the time I was told by a cashier she would not accept my "$100 bill"... which is just as unamerican as owning a miniature dog. Let's face it, in America - Size matters. The big gulp, the magnum, need I say more? I think not. But I will: Monster Trucks, Empire State building, double D's, extra-wide trailers, IMAX theaters! You know what else is better when it's bigger? DOGS.

WHOA! Random hypothetical flash point: You're walking down a mountain with your pansy Pomeranian, when all of a sudden a bright flash appears - it's some aliens who want to sodomize you with elephant tusks. You think to yourself 'thank god my dog is here to protect me', when all of a sudden you here that little yap and are reminded that you are a little girly man who bought a pansy dog. Game over. You just got sodomized by aliens with an elephant tusk because you decided you'd prefer a 'cute' rat instead of a real dog.

So tell me, was it worth it? Did that 'little dog' help you. NO, it didn't, it can't, and it never will. Why? Because it's a useless rodent that can be killed by accidentally stepping on the wrong pile of clothes in the middle of the night. I hate technology... always allowing the weak to survive. This is why I prefer foxes . Do you agree that foxes are better than pansy rat-dogs?

Disclaimer: These are not my thoughts... when it gets late at night my alter ego comes out. Blame the fluoride.

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3/22/2014 3:17:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/22/2014 9:28:04 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
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Hahahaha :)) You win the Internet today.
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3/22/2014 8:13:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/22/2014 3:17:06 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 3/22/2014 9:28:04 AM, zmikecuber wrote:
http://youtu.be...

Hahahaha :)) You win the Internet today.

Why thank you ;) Glad you enjoyed :P
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