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The Weekly Genius--Episode One

9spaceking
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4/5/2014 9:15:21 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Hello everybody, and welcome to....
THE WEEKLY GENIUS. Every week I will post a tip that will help everyone out. Or just post tips about the same thing for weeks.
THIS WEEK: How to Make Ad Magazines Exciting.
I'm too tired for now, please do not post anything. I will do this tomorrow.
Equestrian election
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This House would impose democracy
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Reign of Terror is unjustified
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Raise min. wage to $10.10
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9spaceking
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4/6/2014 9:13:18 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
HOW TO MAKE AD MAGAZINES MORE EXCITING
it is best if you own the magazine. If not, you have to use your imagination.
1. WOMEN-- draw a "great and powerful Oz hat" on top of their hat (if the have any). If they don't have a hat, just draw it on their head. Draw hula-hoops around their arms, neck, and hips. If legs are shown do legs as well. Draw mustaches and beards if wanted.

2. MEN-- draw a spear going through their abdomen. (if not visible, try the head) Blood is optional. Add a speech bubble "FOR SPARTA!!!" above them.

3. GEICO-- draw a single tear beneath an eye and a gun right next to the poor gecko. If you are artistic, try drawing different crime leaders holding the gun next to Geico.

4. HOUSES/FURNITURE-- draw the Cat in the Hat with Things One and Two messing the whole house up, throwing random stuff everywhere.

5. CHRISTMAS STUFF-- draw the Grinch evilly stealing them.

6. TOYS--draw eyes and mouths on them (if not visible already) and write "I'M ALIVE" while in a creepy wobbly speech-bubble

7. FOOD--draw a chef wearing a chef hat (if not possible, just the hat), and imagine what he would say. This Chef by default is known as "Chef Libachi". He is the strictest judge and best chef in the whole universe, including Chuck Norris who comes in close second. Here are some example quotes of Chef Libachi:
PIZZA--"horrid, putrid, looks ugly, tastes just as ugly."
FRUIT CREAM CAKE-- "the cream cake squish squashes its way across my mouth, killing all my taste buds. With the combination of fruit, it is nearly unbeatable--as the worst food ever."
CHICKEN--"just terrible. Why did mankind ever invent this food? WHY??!"
CHEF LIBACHI'S FAVORITE FOOD--"meh. It's ok."

8. TECHNOLOGY--draw tiny cave men beating it up with clubs while bringing it to their cave for an addition to their already massive-burning fire.

9. LAWYERS--you can write a short story on a separate piece of paper, about a debate between this lawyer and Scott Hoy. It would be even more intriguing to see Scott Hoy debate himself!

10. CLOTHING--draw an inanimate object incapable of wearing it wearing it. (example: draw a table's arms and legs within the clothing, draw a mouse's arm sticking out, etc.)
These are the only ones I can think of now. Name more kinds of ads if you would like! (And maybe ways to make them more fun to read)
Equestrian election
http://www.debate.org...

This House would impose democracy
http://www.debate.org...

Reign of Terror is unjustified
http://www.debate.org...

Raise min. wage to $10.10
http://www.debate.org...
ESocialBookworm
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4/6/2014 2:14:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2014 9:15:21 PM, 9spaceking wrote:
Hello everybody, and welcome to....
THE WEEKLY GENIUS. Every week I will post a tip that will help everyone out. Or just post tips about the same thing for weeks.
THIS WEEK: How to Make Ad Magazines Exciting.
I'm too tired for now, please do not post anything. I will do this tomorrow.

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Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.