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4/8/2014 6:58:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/8/2014 6:34:45 PM, saboosa wrote:
She is so amazing. I am a girl also by the way. I NEED to hug her! But how do I ask?

aren't you the same person who said you had a crush on your teacher. anyways you want a hug you don't need one. at your age you shouldn't ask at all it might have been ok when you were like 6 or 7 but not anymore its kinda wierd, all this is under the view of society. but yeah i wouldn't try asking unless your unafraid of getting odd looks
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4/8/2014 9:10:28 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I think you should just go in for the hug without asking. Asking will just make it awkward. And what's she going to do? Push you away? Not likely. Just hug her.
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4/8/2014 9:18:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/8/2014 7:01:27 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Sounds like you want to do more than hug her.

This.

And if that's the case, it's probably not a good idea since that would only make your feelings toward her stronger, which is an awkward and potentially bad path to go down.
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4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.
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4/9/2014 10:56:13 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

lol wtf
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4/9/2014 11:08:24 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 10:56:13 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

lol wtf

It's actually kind of smart except when the teacher finds random a$s nicotine patches on their back.
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4/9/2014 11:11:36 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 10:56:13 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

lol wtf

I use this method to train my dog stop barking, but instead of nicotine, I use cheese. Dogs love that stuff.
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4/9/2014 11:54:46 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

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4/9/2014 12:36:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/8/2014 6:34:45 PM, saboosa wrote:
She is so amazing. I am a girl also by the way. I NEED to hug her! But how do I ask?

Can I please have a hug Mrs.---------- wat every her name Is
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4/9/2014 1:20:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

LOL. YES nicotine!!
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4/9/2014 1:21:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

I'm going to try that with my girlfriend... I'll stick nicotine patches on me. I'm already addicted to it, so it might help me anyways :D
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/9/2014 1:33:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/8/2014 6:34:45 PM, saboosa wrote:
She is so amazing. I am a girl also by the way. I NEED to hug her! But how do I ask?

can I please have a hug ?
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4/9/2014 2:09:52 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 1:21:26 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

I'm going to try that with my girlfriend... I'll stick nicotine patches on me. I'm already addicted to it, so it might help me anyways :D

You smoke?
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4/9/2014 2:25:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/8/2014 6:34:45 PM, saboosa wrote:
She is so amazing. I am a girl also by the way. I NEED to hug her! But how do I ask?
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4/9/2014 3:09:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 2:09:52 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 4/9/2014 1:21:26 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

I'm going to try that with my girlfriend... I'll stick nicotine patches on me. I'm already addicted to it, so it might help me anyways :D

You smoke?

I chew.
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"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/9/2014 3:12:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 3:09:18 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 2:09:52 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 4/9/2014 1:21:26 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

I'm going to try that with my girlfriend... I'll stick nicotine patches on me. I'm already addicted to it, so it might help me anyways :D

You smoke?

I chew.

Ah okay.
I smoke cigars and the occasional cigarette.
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4/9/2014 3:12:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 3:12:01 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 4/9/2014 3:09:18 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 2:09:52 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 4/9/2014 1:21:26 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

I'm going to try that with my girlfriend... I'll stick nicotine patches on me. I'm already addicted to it, so it might help me anyways :D

You smoke?

I chew.

Ah okay.
I smoke cigars and the occasional cigarette.

Really? That's cool. My brother smokes a pipe as do lots of my friends.. that and cigars, lol :P
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"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/9/2014 3:49:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 11:11:36 AM, Defro wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:56:13 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

lol wtf

I use this method to train my dog stop barking, but instead of nicotine, I use cheese. Dogs love that stuff.

Without lactase, a dog simply cannot digest dairy products. And acute intestinal symptoms nearly always arise. This inability to digest milk is infamously known as lactose intolerance.
The same lactose intolerance so many humans suffer from every day.
So, if you"ve ever noticed your dog tends to develop gas or loose stools after having milk, there"s a good chance your pet may be suffering from lactose intolerance.
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4/9/2014 5:08:49 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 1:33:27 PM, Ilona wrote:
At 4/8/2014 6:34:45 PM, saboosa wrote:
She is so amazing. I am a girl also by the way. I NEED to hug her! But how do I ask?

can I please have a hug ?

Of course you can.
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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~Aristotle
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4/9/2014 8:45:08 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 5:08:49 PM, philochristos wrote:
At 4/9/2014 1:33:27 PM, Ilona wrote:
At 4/8/2014 6:34:45 PM, saboosa wrote:
She is so amazing. I am a girl also by the way. I NEED to hug her! But how do I ask?

can I please have a hug ?

Of course you can.



YAYAY thank you
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4/9/2014 9:07:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 11:08:24 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:56:13 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

lol wtf

It's actually kind of smart except when the teacher finds random a$s nicotine patches on their back.

Lol, genius, my sayings you've done it before??? xD
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4/9/2014 9:08:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 3:09:18 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 2:09:52 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 4/9/2014 1:21:26 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

I'm going to try that with my girlfriend... I'll stick nicotine patches on me. I'm already addicted to it, so it might help me anyways :D

You smoke?

I chew.

you chew cope or what??
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4/9/2014 9:41:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 9:08:15 PM, Cin wrote:
At 4/9/2014 3:09:18 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 2:09:52 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 4/9/2014 1:21:26 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

I'm going to try that with my girlfriend... I'll stick nicotine patches on me. I'm already addicted to it, so it might help me anyways :D

You smoke?

I chew.

you chew cope or what??

Nah I kindof stopped dipping and switched to redman just because I like the flavor better.
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"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/9/2014 11:11:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/9/2014 3:49:54 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 4/9/2014 11:11:36 AM, Defro wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:56:13 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 4/9/2014 10:07:59 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's what you do.

1. Buy a bunch of nicotine packs.
2. Hug her and stick a nicotine pack on her back. Make sure she doesn't notice.
3. Repeat this process everyday, until you're certain she is addicted to nicotine.
4. Stop hugging her everyday. Hug her every other day.
5. She will feel horrible on days when she doesn't hug you because she won't recieve her dose of nicotine. She will develop a psychological longing to hug you all the time because she feels good on days when she hugs you.
6. Now you've got her on the palm of your hands.

lol wtf

I use this method to train my dog stop barking, but instead of nicotine, I use cheese. Dogs love that stuff.

Without lactase, a dog simply cannot digest dairy products. And acute intestinal symptoms nearly always arise. This inability to digest milk is infamously known as lactose intolerance.
The same lactose intolerance so many humans suffer from every day.
So, if you"ve ever noticed your dog tends to develop gas or loose stools after having milk, there"s a good chance your pet may be suffering from lactose intolerance.

Well, it's a good thing my dog is not lactose intolerant :P
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4/10/2014 12:43:30 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/8/2014 7:01:27 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Sounds like you want to do more than hug her.

OHHHHHHHH

SNAP!
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4/10/2014 12:03:39 PM
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At 4/8/2014 7:01:27 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Sounds like you want to do more than hug her.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
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4/11/2014 2:41:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
"101" ways to get a hug from your teacher (other than asking)
-Bribe her with 10,000 dollars
-impress her with A+ grades, honor roll, tons of talent, and etc.etc.
-just do it!
-be on fire.
-be on the football team and convince the teacher to join, then purposely go on the opposing team
-bear hug her.
-mug her.
-Heimlich maneuver.
-surprise her
-spy attack
-in your dreams (literally)
-write a fanfic about this
-you buy hugs on the street, wait forever, until you meet your teacher
-convince her you're a lesbian
-convince her you have the worst uncurable disease ever
-say "my dog died"
-say "my hamster died"
-say "my cat died"
-say "My Boyfriend broke up with me yesterday" *sob sob*
-sneak up to her
-have a drama act where she has to participate, and her character has to hug yours
-hugging contest
-dance battle versus her, where you "Accidentally hug her"
-put one arm around her, then the other arm. Problem solved.
-attempt to "win by doing absolutely nothing"
-everything above combined together
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