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Optimod
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5/27/2014 6:15:00 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
An observation open to comment: my peers, regardless of gender, are less well bathed and deodorized than my nephews and nieces. I have no reason to believe that they are in any way atypical. I have therefore concluded that whilst adolescents might well be narcissistic, solipsistic boors they are CLEAN narcissistic, solipsistic boors!
Up yours!
ESocialBookworm
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5/27/2014 8:04:28 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2014 6:15:00 AM, Optimod wrote:
An observation open to comment: my peers, regardless of gender, are less well bathed and deodorized than my nephews and nieces. I have no reason to believe that they are in any way atypical. I have therefore concluded that whilst adolescents might well be narcissistic, solipsistic boors they are CLEAN narcissistic, solipsistic boors!

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They are not! My grandparents always smell like old people- old, sweet perfume and washing detergent.
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sadolite
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5/27/2014 4:19:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2014 6:15:00 AM, Optimod wrote:
An observation open to comment: my peers, regardless of gender, are less well bathed and deodorized than my nephews and nieces. I have no reason to believe that they are in any way atypical. I have therefore concluded that whilst adolescents might well be narcissistic, solipsistic boors they are CLEAN narcissistic, solipsistic boors!

It's true, older people bath less. We have sht that matters to do. And as you said we are not narcissistic, solipsistic boors, so we don't give a rats behind what other people think. I smell like gas half the time or some other petroleum based cleaning solvent.
Beware of the people who are in your circle but are not in your corner.

And with the stroke of a pen people 18 to 21 who own a gun became criminals and public enemy #1 having committed no crime and having said nothing. Just like the Jews in Germany during WW2. Must be a weird feeling.

When I hear people crying and whining about their first world problems I think about the universe with everything in it and people in wheelchairs and all of their problems go away.
Optimod
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5/28/2014 11:07:28 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/27/2014 7:48:31 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
Then riddle me this: Why do they always smell like soap?

Coz the crafty, deceitful old b!gg!rs smear a little behind their ears!
Up yours!
MassiveDump
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5/28/2014 12:35:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/28/2014 11:07:28 AM, Optimod wrote:
At 5/27/2014 7:48:31 AM, MassiveDump wrote:
Then riddle me this: Why do they always smell like soap?

Coz the crafty, deceitful old b!gg!rs smear a little behind their ears!

3/10 troll harder.