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Linkish1O2
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6/11/2014 10:36:03 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
So here I guess is for the rare omegle users that would like to share a funny story.

My story:
Some guy posts hes bi and will be a slave.
My response: random beat boxing
His response: what?
My response: more random beat boxing
His response: so can I be you slave?
My response: sure can you clean my room?
His response: not that kind of slave you dope.
My response: (WARNING KINDA RACIST) oh you mean the cotton picking type?
His response: not that type of solve dude....he disconnects.

Oh Linkish I love my humor :p
"I am a mystery and to unlock the mystery at my core, one must simply embrace slendermans hug with no fear."- me

"I hearby declare myself a phantom in the darkness."-me
Defro
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6/12/2014 12:29:32 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Here's a personal one:

>Me and Dennybug were on Omegle.
>He was trying to pick up chicks.
>Chatted with a bunch of ugly chicks, he skipped them all after 3 minutes.
>Skipped through a bunch of homosexuals flashing their penises.
>Skipped through a bunch of fake advertising crap.
>Found these 2 Australian chicks.
>1 was blonde and hot, the other was fat and....not as hot.
>Chatted.
>Exchanged Snapchats.
>Flirted a bunch.
>Tired and sleepy (it was 2:00 AM), but Dennis wanted me to stay.
>mfw that was kind of like a double date and I got the fat ugly chick.
>mfw Dennis and the blonde chick exchanged nudes on Snapchat.
>mfw one of the pics he sent her on Snapchat was of his erect penis with a towel on top.

*Posted this in the format of a greentext story in 4chan. Not sure anyone will know what I'm talking about :P
Linkish1O2
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6/12/2014 1:13:02 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/12/2014 12:29:32 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's a personal one:

>Me and Dennybug were on Omegle.
>He was trying to pick up chicks.
>Chatted with a bunch of ugly chicks, he skipped them all after 3 minutes.
>Skipped through a bunch of homosexuals flashing their penises.
>Skipped through a bunch of fake advertising crap.
>Found these 2 Australian chicks.
>1 was blonde and hot, the other was fat and....not as hot.
>Chatted.
>Exchanged Snapchats.
>Flirted a bunch.
>Tired and sleepy (it was 2:00 AM), but Dennis wanted me to stay.
>mfw that was kind of like a double date and I got the fat ugly chick.
>mfw Dennis and the blonde chick exchanged nudes on Snapchat.
>mfw one of the pics he sent her on Snapchat was of his erect penis with a towel on top.


*Posted this in the format of a greentext story in 4chan. Not sure anyone will know what I'm talking about :P

so how was that fat one?
"I am a mystery and to unlock the mystery at my core, one must simply embrace slendermans hug with no fear."- me

"I hearby declare myself a phantom in the darkness."-me
Defro
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6/12/2014 1:41:26 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/12/2014 1:13:02 AM, Linkish1O2 wrote:

so how was that fat one?

Pretty cool actually. Ugly people are always cool because they need to make up for their loss of attractiveness.
Dennybug
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6/12/2014 2:42:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/12/2014 1:13:02 AM, Linkish1O2 wrote:
At 6/12/2014 12:29:32 AM, Defro wrote:
Here's a personal one:

>Me and Dennybug were on Omegle.
>He was trying to pick up chicks.
>Chatted with a bunch of ugly chicks, he skipped them all after 3 minutes.
>Skipped through a bunch of homosexuals flashing their penises.
>Skipped through a bunch of fake advertising crap.
>Found these 2 Australian chicks.
>1 was blonde and hot, the other was fat and....not as hot.
>Chatted.
>Exchanged Snapchats.
>Flirted a bunch.
>Tired and sleepy (it was 2:00 AM), but Dennis wanted me to stay.
>mfw that was kind of like a double date and I got the fat ugly chick.
>mfw Dennis and the blonde chick exchanged nudes on Snapchat.
>mfw one of the pics he sent her on Snapchat was of his erect penis with a towel on top.


*Posted this in the format of a greentext story in 4chan. Not sure anyone will know what I'm talking about :P

so how was that fat one?

i think she wanted some action also.
Dennybug
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6/12/2014 2:43:41 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/12/2014 1:41:26 AM, Defro wrote:
At 6/12/2014 1:13:02 AM, Linkish1O2 wrote:

so how was that fat one?

Pretty cool actually. Ugly people are always cool because they need to make up for their loss of attractiveness.

bs. i can think of lots of ugly people who are a$$holes.
Defro
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6/12/2014 3:09:40 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/12/2014 2:43:41 AM, Dennybug wrote:
At 6/12/2014 1:41:26 AM, Defro wrote:
At 6/12/2014 1:13:02 AM, Linkish1O2 wrote:

so how was that fat one?

Pretty cool actually. Ugly people are always cool because they need to make up for their loss of attractiveness.

bs. i can think of lots of ugly people who are a$$holes.

like your sister? XD
Dennybug
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6/12/2014 3:13:09 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/12/2014 3:09:40 AM, Defro wrote:
At 6/12/2014 2:43:41 AM, Dennybug wrote:
At 6/12/2014 1:41:26 AM, Defro wrote:
At 6/12/2014 1:13:02 AM, Linkish1O2 wrote:

so how was that fat one?

Pretty cool actually. Ugly people are always cool because they need to make up for their loss of attractiveness.

bs. i can think of lots of ugly people who are a$$holes.

like your sister? XD

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