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The Quest for the Perfect 1,000th Post

SolonKR
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6/27/2014 12:57:22 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
As you can tell by my post count, I am getting closer to a glorious marriage of a 1 and some 0's that shan't be seen again until 10,000.

This, however, has caused quite the crisis. A 1,000th post must be glorious. It must be worthy of all praise. It must be a grander show than Prince Igor. It must possess more splendor than the Polovtsian maidens. I hath taken a long route on the path to righteous glory, and this is not what I demand of the 1,000th post. 'Tis what the 1,000th post demands of me.

What is in a post count? A collection of memories, stories, and friendships. The refusal to accept that FT is town. A tale of Fate. Bsh and Khaos guiding me on the path to sucking less at mafia. A big lack of actual debating (though that WILL be fixed). People who change their gender every couple of months. Companions for destressing. America. The Philippines. Australia. All that can happen in a thousand posts (twisting a quote from Our Town a bit)

How does one commemorate such an occassion?
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
Mysterious_Stranger
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6/27/2014 5:21:25 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I think I put something like "Well this is my 1000 post, I'll stop spamming now. Adieu"
Turn around, go back.
ESocialBookworm
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6/27/2014 7:22:01 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/27/2014 12:57:22 AM, SolonKR wrote:
How does one commemorate such an occassion?

I always forget my milestones and just post weird stuff for it.

I asked that my 1000th post (I think it was my 1000th) got deleted because it started a flame war. > Imabench for DDO Pres 2014
So currently, my 1000th is signing up for Jif's thread.

My 2000th was "Where is everybody?!" in a mafia game.

My 2500th was asking where the BYours porn went...

I can't remember my 3000th XD

My 4000th was expressing my love for Endarkened.

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Someone once said they would put, "sipping tea" for their thousandth but never got to do so.

So they could say 'I was sipping tea for my thousand post' or 'My thousand post was sipping tea.'
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
9spaceking
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6/27/2014 9:15:31 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/27/2014 7:22:01 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 6/27/2014 12:57:22 AM, SolonKR wrote:
How does one commemorate such an occassion?

I always forget my milestones and just post weird stuff for it.

I asked that my 1000th post (I think it was my 1000th) got deleted because it started a flame war. > Imabench for DDO Pres 2014
So currently, my 1000th is signing up for Jif's thread.

My 2000th was "Where is everybody?!" in a mafia game.

My 2500th was asking where the BYours porn went...

I can't remember my 3000th XD

My 4000th was expressing my love for Endarkened.

---

Someone once said they would put, "sipping tea" for their thousandth but never got to do so.

So they could say 'I was sipping tea for my thousand post' or 'My thousand post was sipping tea.'
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You weren't accepting messages :P
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ESocialBookworm
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6/27/2014 2:23:02 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/27/2014 9:15:31 AM, 9spaceking wrote:
At 6/27/2014 7:22:01 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 6/27/2014 12:57:22 AM, SolonKR wrote:
How does one commemorate such an occassion?

I always forget my milestones and just post weird stuff for it.

I asked that my 1000th post (I think it was my 1000th) got deleted because it started a flame war. > Imabench for DDO Pres 2014
So currently, my 1000th is signing up for Jif's thread.

My 2000th was "Where is everybody?!" in a mafia game.

My 2500th was asking where the BYours porn went...

I can't remember my 3000th XD

My 4000th was expressing my love for Endarkened.

---

Someone once said they would put, "sipping tea" for their thousandth but never got to do so.

So they could say 'I was sipping tea for my thousand post' or 'My thousand post was sipping tea.'
vote this plz
http://www.debate.org...

You weren't accepting messages :P

Maybe that was for a reason... -__-
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
9spaceking
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6/27/2014 2:47:33 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
hmmm....I'll try to post something funky and unique for my 1,000th post.
Maybe something like "Huzzah! I have finally went through the Dungeon of Impossibility and obtained the treasure of the 1,000th post!"
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LogicalLunatic
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7/28/2014 9:19:02 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/27/2014 12:57:22 AM, SolonKR wrote:
As you can tell by my post count, I am getting closer to a glorious marriage of a 1 and some 0's that shan't be seen again until 10,000.

This, however, has caused quite the crisis. A 1,000th post must be glorious. It must be worthy of all praise. It must be a grander show than Prince Igor. It must possess more splendor than the Polovtsian maidens. I hath taken a long route on the path to righteous glory, and this is not what I demand of the 1,000th post. 'Tis what the 1,000th post demands of me.

What is in a post count? A collection of memories, stories, and friendships. The refusal to accept that FT is town. A tale of Fate. Bsh and Khaos guiding me on the path to sucking less at mafia. A big lack of actual debating (though that WILL be fixed). People who change their gender every couple of months. Companions for destressing. America. The Philippines. Australia. All that can happen in a thousand posts (twisting a quote from Our Town a bit)

How does one commemorate such an occassion?
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