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What's the best way to dispose of a dead body

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8/11/2014 1:15:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Toss it into a "haunted" house. No one would suspect it was not a ghost murder.
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8/11/2014 1:37:34 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 1:15:43 AM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Toss it into a "haunted" house. No one would suspect it was not a ghost murder.

How about a treehouse and blame it on some innocent squirrels?
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8/11/2014 2:53:32 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Change your perspective from "how am I going to dispose of a dead body" to something more like "how am I going to prepare this delicious meal".

A change in perspective is the key here. It's not a problem when you have a dead pig in front of you, or a dead deer. Sell the meat at a local sale or farmers market.

Make tools or jewelry out of the bones and sell as ironic trinkets to the ignorant goth kids.

Drink the blood so you can absorb their spirit power or save it as bait for when you wanna bare-knuckle box a shark. Problem solved.
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8/11/2014 3:05:10 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 2:53:32 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Change your perspective from "how am I going to dispose of a dead body" to something more like "how am I going to prepare this delicious meal".

A change in perspective is the key here. It's not a problem when you have a dead pig in front of you, or a dead deer. Sell the meat at a local sale or farmers market.

Make tools or jewelry out of the bones and sell as ironic trinkets to the ignorant goth kids.

Drink the blood so you can absorb their spirit power or save it as bait for when you wanna bare-knuckle box a shark. Problem solved.
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8/11/2014 5:02:35 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Mince it in the meat factory, the evidence would be disposed of any no one would be able to tell the difference between cow and people meat.
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8/11/2014 11:11:19 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 1:37:34 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:15:43 AM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Toss it into a "haunted" house. No one would suspect it was not a ghost murder.

How about a treehouse and blame it on some innocent squirrels?

Try that in a courtroom. We don't live in "Charlie and the chocolate factory".
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8/11/2014 11:49:53 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 3:05:10 AM, NiamC wrote:
At 8/11/2014 2:53:32 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Change your perspective from "how am I going to dispose of a dead body" to something more like "how am I going to prepare this delicious meal".

A change in perspective is the key here. It's not a problem when you have a dead pig in front of you, or a dead deer. Sell the meat at a local sale or farmers market.

Make tools or jewelry out of the bones and sell as ironic trinkets to the ignorant goth kids.

Drink the blood so you can absorb their spirit power or save it as bait for when you wanna bare-knuckle box a shark. Problem solved.
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8/11/2014 2:11:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
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Feed it to pigs. Pigs eat *anything.*
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8/11/2014 2:16:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 12:10:35 PM, E_Pluribus_Unum wrote:
When will someone finally ask Wylted why he wants this particular information?

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I would say ask my fiance, but She's unable to speak at the moment ;)
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8/11/2014 2:51:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 2:16:07 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 12:10:35 PM, E_Pluribus_Unum wrote:
When will someone finally ask Wylted why he wants this particular information?

http://i.imgur.com...

I would say ask my fiance, but She's unable to speak at the moment ;)

suspicious...naw
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8/11/2014 10:20:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 1:37:34 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:15:43 AM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Toss it into a "haunted" house. No one would suspect it was not a ghost murder.

How about a treehouse and blame it on some innocent squirrels?

Why would you be so mean to such cute little animals that you claim to identify yourself with?
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
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8/11/2014 10:28:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 10:20:01 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:37:34 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:15:43 AM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Toss it into a "haunted" house. No one would suspect it was not a ghost murder.

How about a treehouse and blame it on some innocent squirrels?

Why would you be so mean to such cute little animals that you claim to identify yourself with?

It's because my brother was killed by a squirrel. He accidently ran over one with his car, but the squirrels brother got revenge and ever since my family and that squirrels family have been feuding.
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8/11/2014 10:30:14 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 10:28:46 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 10:20:01 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:37:34 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:15:43 AM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Toss it into a "haunted" house. No one would suspect it was not a ghost murder.

How about a treehouse and blame it on some innocent squirrels?

Why would you be so mean to such cute little animals that you claim to identify yourself with?

It's because my brother was killed by a squirrel. He accidently ran over one with his car, but the squirrels brother got revenge and ever since my family and that squirrels family have been feuding.

I see. Then why do you pay yourself squirrely compliments?
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

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8/11/2014 10:34:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 10:30:14 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 10:28:46 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 10:20:01 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:37:34 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:15:43 AM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Toss it into a "haunted" house. No one would suspect it was not a ghost murder.

How about a treehouse and blame it on some innocent squirrels?

Why would you be so mean to such cute little animals that you claim to identify yourself with?

It's because my brother was killed by a squirrel. He accidently ran over one with his car, but the squirrels brother got revenge and ever since my family and that squirrels family have been feuding.

I see. Then why do you pay yourself squirrely compliments?

I'm cute like a squirrel, but I have sworn to exterminate that squirrel and his entire family. I swore to my brother I would do this. I remember seeing my brothers eyes and watching a squirrel run away from the scene and the knife sticking out of his chest.

Later on when I was shooting at the squirrel he swore that he was at the wrong place at the wrong time and that he was being framed. He swore he was a gay squirrel and having relations with my brother, but my brother is married and I know my brother is loyal to his wife.
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8/11/2014 10:36:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 10:34:47 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 10:30:14 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 10:28:46 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 10:20:01 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:37:34 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:15:43 AM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Toss it into a "haunted" house. No one would suspect it was not a ghost murder.

How about a treehouse and blame it on some innocent squirrels?

Why would you be so mean to such cute little animals that you claim to identify yourself with?

It's because my brother was killed by a squirrel. He accidently ran over one with his car, but the squirrels brother got revenge and ever since my family and that squirrels family have been feuding.

I see. Then why do you pay yourself squirrely compliments?

I'm cute like a squirrel, but I have sworn to exterminate that squirrel and his entire family. I swore to my brother I would do this. I remember seeing my brothers eyes and watching a squirrel run away from the scene and the knife sticking out of his chest.

Did said squirrel look like this?
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Later on when I was shooting at the squirrel he swore that he was at the wrong place at the wrong time and that he was being framed. He swore he was a gay squirrel and having relations with my brother, but my brother is married and I know my brother is loyal to his wife.

I thought he was dead. Are you using historical present?
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"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
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8/11/2014 10:57:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 2:11:44 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Feed it to pigs. Pigs eat *anything.*

except rubber shoes
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8/11/2014 11:01:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
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I actually did a speech on this last year for class XD

Here's a link to my prezi...

http://prezi.com...

Not all the ways i had, just the few i had time to present in 5 minutes. Also, don't mind if it looks like complete sh1t, i slapped it together at the last minute lol
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8/11/2014 11:12:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 11:01:26 PM, AngelofDeath wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

I actually did a speech on this last year for class XD

Here's a link to my prezi...

http://prezi.com...

Not all the ways i had, just the few i had time to present in 5 minutes. Also, don't mind if it looks like complete sh1t, i slapped it together at the last minute lol

This doesn't surprise me......
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8/11/2014 11:29:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Make sure the victim is killed in a way that leaves as much blood in the body as possible. Cooking an animal with blood inside makes it taste better. First, you take the best cuts of meat and turn them into sausage. Then you take the bones and the remaining flesh, muscle, and fat to be fashioned into a soup. Make sure you burn the eyes, nails, and hair to remove D.N. A (If you were careful, this step can be avoided). The bladder, liver, and lungs should also be removed.. they don't taste well in the mix. Use the blood, sugar, and strawberry sauce (if the patient has high cholesterol) to fashion a red syrupy mixture. Proceed to place the mixture decoratively over a cheesecake. When all is said and done; Invite the victim's family over to dinner, to mourn their loss. I'm sure they'll find the meal to die for.
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8/12/2014 1:34:12 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 2:53:32 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
Well?

Change your perspective from "how am I going to dispose of a dead body" to something more like "how am I going to prepare this delicious meal".

A change in perspective is the key here. It's not a problem when you have a dead pig in front of you, or a dead deer. Sell the meat at a local sale or farmers market.

Make tools or jewelry out of the bones and sell as ironic trinkets to the ignorant goth kids.

Drink the blood so you can absorb their spirit power or save it as bait for when you wanna bare-knuckle box a shark. Problem solved.

Plus, if you do get caught, you will be the most famous single murderer in history.
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8/12/2014 1:35:08 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/11/2014 1:02:19 AM, Wylted wrote:
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Put it on the streets of LA and place a gun on the ground next to it. Automatic gang violence victim!
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