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CookiesDelight
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8/18/2014 7:20:51 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I'm in year 11, and am doing a ear 12 subject called "Research Project", and i need some help with my Topic Question. The bit i need help with is some musical stereotypes.... What are some stereotypes in music?
Any help would be appreciated
What is the musical genre and what is the stereotype(s) you know?
Thank you (:
sadolite
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8/19/2014 4:05:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/18/2014 7:20:51 PM, CookiesDelight wrote:
I'm in year 11, and am doing a ear 12 subject called "Research Project", and i need some help with my Topic Question. The bit i need help with is some musical stereotypes.... What are some stereotypes in music?
Any help would be appreciated
What is the musical genre and what is the stereotype(s) you know?
Thank you (:

What do you call a male musician with no girlfriend? Homeless
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
NiamC
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8/19/2014 4:34:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/19/2014 4:05:56 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 8/18/2014 7:20:51 PM, CookiesDelight wrote:
I'm in year 11, and am doing a ear 12 subject called "Research Project", and i need some help with my Topic Question. The bit i need help with is some musical stereotypes.... What are some stereotypes in music?
Any help would be appreciated
What is the musical genre and what is the stereotype(s) you know?
Thank you (:

What do you call a male musician with no girlfriend? Homeless
lol. perfect example here
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sadolite
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8/19/2014 6:24:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/19/2014 4:34:18 PM, NiamC wrote:
At 8/19/2014 4:05:56 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 8/18/2014 7:20:51 PM, CookiesDelight wrote:
I'm in year 11, and am doing a ear 12 subject called "Research Project", and i need some help with my Topic Question. The bit i need help with is some musical stereotypes.... What are some stereotypes in music?
Any help would be appreciated
What is the musical genre and what is the stereotype(s) you know?
Thank you (:

What do you call a male musician with no girlfriend? Homeless
lol. perfect example here

How do you get two piccolo players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar

How do you know when the stage is level ?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ..

Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?
Neither did I

Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?
So the rest of the band can understand them

What's the definition of a minor second?
Two oboists playing in perfect unison.

How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?
Pay for the pizza.

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?
Evidently all of them.

What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
Throw him his amp.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
NiamC
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8/19/2014 6:30:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 8/19/2014 6:24:57 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 8/19/2014 4:34:18 PM, NiamC wrote:
At 8/19/2014 4:05:56 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 8/18/2014 7:20:51 PM, CookiesDelight wrote:
I'm in year 11, and am doing a ear 12 subject called "Research Project", and i need some help with my Topic Question. The bit i need help with is some musical stereotypes.... What are some stereotypes in music?
Any help would be appreciated
What is the musical genre and what is the stereotype(s) you know?
Thank you (:

What do you call a male musician with no girlfriend? Homeless
lol. perfect example here

How do you get two piccolo players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.
Lol ok

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar
Violins are way cooler and better than guitars.

How do you know when the stage is level ?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ..
Sillydrummer's

Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?
Neither did I
Not the best joke I have heard

Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?
So the rest of the band can understand them
Stereotypically true...


What's the definition of a minor second?
Two oboists playing in perfect unison.
There are too many of these oboe unison jokes...lol

How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?
Pay for the pizza.

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?
Evidently all of them.
Lol

What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
Throw him his amp.
Yep lol
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sadolite
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8/25/2014 10:36:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
But seriously if you want to talk to a somewhat famous pioneer in death metal about stereotypes, Talk to this guy. Kelly Shaffer

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or try

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or try

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Tell him Brian Boyle in Sarasota sent ya. He is very approachable. He tends bar here in Sarasota when he isn't touring.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
Oryus
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8/25/2014 10:41:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Oh, I didn't realize we were telling jokes..

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
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A drummer.

What do you call a drummer with charm and personality and charisma?
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A guitarist.
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