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Marauder
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3/18/2010 3:01:50 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
this is like corrupt a wish but with cleache sayings.
exp.
poster #1) You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
poster #2) and you catch even more with dung.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
poster #3) because he knows you wont quite stealing them unless he leaves you alone.
ect.........

Try to ruin the point of the expression as much as you can without needing to use a paragraph.

So I'll go first.

Theres no use cring over spilled milk.
One act of Rebellion created all the darkness and evil in the world; One life of Total Obedience created a path back to eternity and God.

A Scout is Obedient.
I-am-a-panda
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3/18/2010 3:03:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/18/2010 3:01:50 PM, Marauder wrote:

Theres no use cring over spilled milk.

Until the milkman whoops your a**.

To be or not to be.
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
wjmelements
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3/18/2010 4:39:25 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/18/2010 3:06:10 PM, MikeLoviN wrote:
When in Rome...

Do whom the Romans do.

I killed two birds with one stone.
in the blink of an eye you finally see the light
True2GaGa
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3/18/2010 4:41:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/18/2010 4:39:25 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 3/18/2010 3:06:10 PM, MikeLoviN wrote:
When in Rome...

Do whom the Romans do.
ROFLMLAO
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philosphical
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3/19/2010 8:29:34 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/18/2010 4:39:25 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 3/18/2010 3:06:10 PM, MikeLoviN wrote:
When in Rome...

Do whom the Romans do.

I killed two birds with one stone.

Sesame street will now never be the same.

speak of the devil and he shall appear.
Your mouths writing checks that your @ss can't cash!
mattrodstrom
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3/19/2010 9:09:30 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/19/2010 8:29:34 AM, philosphical wrote:

speak of the devil and he shall appear.

Even if you'd rather He didn't have a Solo career.
http://991.com...

Name is but the guest of reality. (laozi)
"He who does not know how to put his will into things at least puts a meaning into them: that is, he believes there is a will in them already."

Metaphysics:
"The science.. which deals with the fundamental errors of mankind - but as if they were the fundamental truths."
philosphical
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3/21/2010 9:43:46 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/19/2010 9:09:30 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/19/2010 8:29:34 AM, philosphical wrote:

speak of the devil and he shall appear.

Even if you'd rather He didn't have a Solo career.
http://991.com...

Name is but the guest of reality. (laozi)

Shall I offer him a cup of tea?

Revenge is a dish best served cold.... (ghandi)
Your mouths writing checks that your @ss can't cash!
Cody_Franklin
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3/21/2010 9:51:14 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/21/2010 9:43:46 AM, philosphical wrote:
At 3/19/2010 9:09:30 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/19/2010 8:29:34 AM, philosphical wrote:

speak of the devil and he shall appear.

Even if you'd rather He didn't have a Solo career.
http://991.com...

Name is but the guest of reality. (laozi)

Shall I offer him a cup of tea?

Revenge is a dish best served cold.... (ghandi)

But I'd actually like that toasted, please.

All the world's a stage.
mongeese
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3/21/2010 10:00:03 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/21/2010 9:51:14 AM, Cody_Franklin wrote:

All the world's a stage.

And the audience will continue to throw things at you.

Ask, and ye shall receive.
studentathletechristian8
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3/21/2010 10:10:07 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/21/2010 10:00:03 AM, mongeese wrote:
At 3/21/2010 9:51:14 AM, Cody_Franklin wrote:

All the world's a stage.

And the audience will continue to throw things at you.

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Receive, and ye shall remorse about what you have asked.

Thank the Lord for another day ...
MikeLoviN
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3/21/2010 10:19:43 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/21/2010 10:10:07 AM, studentathletechristian8 wrote:
Receive, and ye shall remorse about what you have asked.

Thank the Lord for another day ...

But you'll curse his name when it's taken away.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
studentathletechristian8
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3/21/2010 10:25:09 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/21/2010 10:19:43 AM, MikeLoviN wrote:
At 3/21/2010 10:10:07 AM, studentathletechristian8 wrote:
Receive, and ye shall remorse about what you have asked.

Thank the Lord for another day ...

But you'll curse his name when it's taken away.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

This is how "The Blind Side" grew popular.

Four score and seven years ago ...
mongeese
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3/21/2010 8:52:43 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/21/2010 10:25:09 AM, studentathletechristian8 wrote:
Four score and seven years ago ...

...the sun rose.

If at first you don't succeed...
studentathletechristian8
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3/21/2010 9:05:52 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/21/2010 8:52:43 PM, mongeese wrote:
At 3/21/2010 10:25:09 AM, studentathletechristian8 wrote:
Four score and seven years ago ...

...the sun rose.

If at first you don't succeed...

give it up.

If you can do this, I can ...
J.Kenyon
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3/21/2010 10:13:15 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/21/2010 10:01:39 PM, belle wrote:
mock you for it.

life is like a box of chocolates...

...full of the lousy coconut ones.

There's no such thing as a free lunch...
Marauder
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3/22/2010 12:43:49 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/21/2010 10:13:15 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 3/21/2010 10:01:39 PM, belle wrote:
mock you for it.

life is like a box of chocolates...

...full of the lousy coconut ones.

There's no such thing as a free lunch...

......That doesnt make your day better.

A spoon full of suger makes the medicine go down
One act of Rebellion created all the darkness and evil in the world; One life of Total Obedience created a path back to eternity and God.

A Scout is Obedient.
I-am-a-panda
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3/22/2010 1:25:02 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/22/2010 12:43:49 PM, Marauder wrote:

A spoon full of suger makes the medicine go down

As does a strong hand and an automatic rifle, b****.

What comes around,
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
Cherymenthol
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3/22/2010 1:55:47 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/22/2010 1:25:02 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 3/22/2010 12:43:49 PM, Marauder wrote:

A spoon full of suger makes the medicine go down

As does a strong hand and an automatic rifle, b****.

What comes around,

Will wind up sending you to prison where you will go be violated by the stereotypical black man.

An ounce of prevention is worth,
FREEDO
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3/22/2010 2:16:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/22/2010 1:55:47 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:

An ounce of prevention is worth,

More than what you've got.

Repetition is the mother of learning...
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
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3/22/2010 4:27:45 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/22/2010 2:16:34 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/22/2010 1:55:47 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:

An ounce of prevention is worth,

More than what you've got.

Repetition is the mother of learning...

Except when you get thrown in jail for becoming a serial killer.

Thats what she said.
Sylux
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3/23/2010 7:14:24 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/22/2010 4:27:45 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:
At 3/22/2010 2:16:34 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/22/2010 1:55:47 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:

An ounce of prevention is worth,

More than what you've got.

Repetition is the mother of learning...

Except when you get thrown in jail for becoming a serial killer.

Thats what she said.

That's what yo momma said.

Out with the old; in with the new.
"Can you see? Do you know?
The string behind you, it's shiny and pretty.
Where is my string.
Give me because I don't know.
Give me your string.
Give me everything."
-grasshoppa
FREEDO
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3/27/2010 1:32:22 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/23/2010 7:14:24 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 3/22/2010 4:27:45 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:
At 3/22/2010 2:16:34 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/22/2010 1:55:47 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:

An ounce of prevention is worth,

More than what you've got.

Repetition is the mother of learning...

Except when you get thrown in jail for becoming a serial killer.

Thats what she said.

That's what yo momma said.

Out with the old; in with the new.

And a new STD with it.

If you can't beat em' join em'...
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
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3/27/2010 1:34:29 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/27/2010 1:32:22 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/23/2010 7:14:24 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 3/22/2010 4:27:45 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:
At 3/22/2010 2:16:34 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/22/2010 1:55:47 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:

An ounce of prevention is worth,

More than what you've got.

Repetition is the mother of learning...

Except when you get thrown in jail for becoming a serial killer.

Thats what she said.

That's what yo momma said.

Out with the old; in with the new.

And a new STD with it.

If you can't beat em' join em'...

But if you can't join them kill them all!

Stupid is as stupid does...
True2GaGa
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3/27/2010 1:35:40 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/27/2010 1:32:22 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/23/2010 7:14:24 AM, Sylux wrote:
At 3/22/2010 4:27:45 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:
At 3/22/2010 2:16:34 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/22/2010 1:55:47 PM, Cherymenthol wrote:

An ounce of prevention is worth,

More than what you've got.

Repetition is the mother of learning...

Except when you get thrown in jail for becoming a serial killer.

Thats what she said.

That's what yo momma said.

Out with the old; in with the new.

And a new STD with it.

If you can't beat em' join em'...

But if you can't join them kill them all!!!

Stupid is as stupid does...
FREEDO
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3/27/2010 1:38:21 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/27/2010 1:35:40 AM, True2GaGa wrote:

Stupid is as stupid does...

And stupid is you, so go do yourself.

What comes up must come down...
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
True2GaGa
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3/27/2010 1:41:11 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/27/2010 1:38:21 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/27/2010 1:35:40 AM, True2GaGa wrote:

Stupid is as stupid does...

And stupid is you, so go do yourself.

What comes up must come down...

side to side lean in left and clap three times! Shake it out head to toe. Throw it all together that's how me roll!
FREEDO
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3/27/2010 1:41:54 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/27/2010 1:41:11 AM, True2GaGa wrote:
At 3/27/2010 1:38:21 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/27/2010 1:35:40 AM, True2GaGa wrote:

Stupid is as stupid does...

And stupid is you, so go do yourself.

What comes up must come down...

side to side lean in left and clap three times! Shake it out head to toe. Throw it all together that's how me roll!

You didn't give a saying.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
True2GaGa
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3/27/2010 1:43:24 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/27/2010 1:41:54 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/27/2010 1:41:11 AM, True2GaGa wrote:
At 3/27/2010 1:38:21 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/27/2010 1:35:40 AM, True2GaGa wrote:

Stupid is as stupid does...

And stupid is you, so go do yourself.

What comes up must come down...

side to side lean in left and clap three times! Shake it out head to toe. Throw it all together that's how me roll!

You didn't give a saying.

Something wicked this way comes.