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American Politics Mafia Day Phase 5

wjmelements
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4/10/2010 7:46:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Game Changes
1. Due to activity, this game will be speeding up.
2. Stories will no longer be numbered.

The New York Times
Letters to the Editor
Apocalypse
Are we ending the final days? Politicians are being assassinated left and right. We can't keep a president in office for more than a day. Yesterday's election, nobody even voted. We must REPENT and God will come and bless this nation again! We are falling from our prosperity because we are allowing the scum of society to run free. Our government won't even find the people responsible for the shootings for crying out loud!
Signed,
Billy O.

GDA
http://jimsomerville.files.wordpress.com...
http://www.getreligion.org...
THIS DESTRUCTION IS GODS WRATH ON YOU!!!! REPENT NOW OR BE DAMNED!!!!
Signed,
Anonymous

Comedy Central
Running Mate
Well, in other news, it seems another politician was caught eloping with a lady friend, if you get what I'm saying. But here's the twist. It was Nancy Pelosi. So it turns out Hillary Clinton CAN have a "Running Mate" after all!

The New York Times
Death Shocks Hundreds
Glenn Beck's programming will probably no longer be the subject of mockery. He was shot yesterday from within his car. The shooter fled the scene and has not been identified. The hundreds of people that flip to his show on accident each day will miss him.

The New York Times
Ted Kennedy's Luck Short Lived
After being resurrected, Ted Kennedy found himself dead once again with the same bullet. He died in the same location as last time. Maybe on his third chance, he'll learn from his mistakes.

The New York Times
Sarah Palin Drowns
Sarah Palin was found drowned in a river next to an abandoned car. As an objective reporter, I will not speculate as to whose car that was and how similar this was to two others earlier this week.

Microsoft National Broadcasting Company
AOL IS INVENTED
The internets has created American Online Instant Messenger. Below is a conversation that occurred last night: InsertNameHere: Who do you wanna kill tonight? Ournamestoolong: I think we should kill Ragnar BellumQuodPacis: Let's recruit him. Koopin: ???

Obituary
InsertNameHere: Osama Bin Laden = Terrorist = Has a one-shot suicide kill on any player. If she kills a Godfather, she wins.
(died using her ability)

Nags: George Bush = Paranoid Mafia Cop = Mafia Cop; everyone that he investigates is a Bomb. Republican at time of death.
(died via Terrorist)

Askbob: Bill Clinton = Miller = Townie, guilty when investigated
(died via DP1 election)

Belle: ACORN = Politician = Can steal one player's vote per day phase. Libertarian at time of death.
(died during NP1, drove off a bridge)

Cherymenthol: Monica Lewinski = Framing Role Blocker = Rolebloker; everybody she targets is investigated as guilty for the rest of the game.
(died during NP1, reputation destroyed)

Reasoning: Dick Cheney = Paranoid Gun Owner = "Accidentally" kills anyone who targets him, though he is still affected
(died via DP2 election)

mongeese: Warren Buffet = Benefactor Agent = On a night phase, can grant another player a second vote in the next day phase; can also send anonymous messages to other players through the mod PM
(died during NP2, poisoned)

True2Gaga (Immortal): Barack Obama = Godfather = Innocent; decides mafia kill. Democrat at time of death.
(died during NP2, reputation destroyed)

Comoncents: Susan Collins = Mason Doctor = Can protect one player from night kills per night.
(died during NP2, poisoned)

Untitled_Entity 30. Big Brother = Rigging Watcher = can select one player per night and know who visited them; can talk to both mafias (but neither mafia knows that the other is also talked to); wins if not anyone in one of the mafias die and if not anyone in the other mafia survive
(died during DP3, modkilled)

Zetsubou: Arlen Specter = Survivior = Has the lone goal of surviving the game
(died via DP3 election)

Puck: Ron Paul = Cult Leader = Cult; can recruit one player every odd-numbered night; Libertarian at time of death
(died during NP3, drove off a bridge)

Nails: CNN = Jack of all trades = Has the following one-time abilities: Kill, protect, investigate, roleblock, revive, recruit, pardon, watch, track
(died during NP3, reputation destroyed)

Clockwork: Tom DeLay = Gerrymander Townie = Townie; can rearrange the townies into 5 equal groups on even night Phases
(died during NP3, poisoned)

Rezzealaux: Olympia Snowe = Mason Cop = Can investigate one player per night
(died during NP3, strangled)

philosphical: Nancy Pelosi = Mafia Governor = Can prevent the lynch of a player once in the game. The day phase then continues, but the otherwise-lynched cannot be lynched, Democratic at time of death.
(died during NP4, reputation destroyed)

Kahvan: Glenn Beck = Cult Day Vigilante Recruiter = Cult; can kill one player every odd-numbered night and recruit one player every other even-numbered night; libertarian at time of death.
(died during NP4, shot)

Ragnar_Rahl: Ted Kennedy = Vigilante = Can kill one player per night. That player is also roleblocked the night killed.
(died during NP4, shot)

Koopin: Sarah Palin = Republican Mafia traitor = cannot talk to Republican mafia until activated, but know who republican mafia are; innocent until activated by Republican godfather; guilty after activated; wins with Republican mafia; Republican at time of death.
(died during NP4, drove off a bridge)

States:
(Confirmedville)
(20.Clockwork)

Kalimdor
(25. Nails)
(7. Untitled_Entity)
23. Oceanix
(6. philosophical)
8. mongeese (formerly wonderwoman)
11. InsertNameHere (formerly cult-logic)
3. Askbob (formerly alex_hanson911)
(17. Cherymenthol)
(22. Ragnar_Rahl)

Atlantis
2. JBlake
(14. mongeese)
(10. comoncents)
15. Ournamestoolong
(21. True2Gaga (formerly Immortal))
(30. askbob)
(29. InsertNameHere)
(1. Reasoning)

TheIsland108
5. mongoose
4. BellumQuodPacis
27. SportsGuru
(28. Zetsubuo)
(26. Rezzealaux)
(16. Nags)

Abbey Road
(12. Koopin)
(13. Puck)
19. Acer (formerly DontBeRacist)
(18. Kahvan)
9. Ghostwriter
(24. Belle)

Notes:
1. Players and states in parenthesis are dead and do not count for majority.
2. The Day Phase ends Wednesday 14 April at 9 PM CST.
3. 11 people left. ZOMG.
in the blink of an eye you finally see the light
wjmelements
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4/10/2010 7:59:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Note that I made Kahvan into a night killer/recruiter, but I didn't change the title of his role.
in the blink of an eye you finally see the light
SportsGuru
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4/10/2010 8:30:19 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/10/2010 8:28:50 PM, wjmelements wrote:
I activate my spell card: http://media.photobucket.com...

The Day Phase has started. You may post.

My hair is yelling at you to post as well as allowing me to defy gravity!
ournamestoolong
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4/10/2010 8:37:00 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/10/2010 8:33:10 PM, SportsGuru wrote:
In other news, Ournames, you got some Splainin to do....

WTF, I didn't have a night action! WJM is a bit of a douche right now.
I'll get by with a little help from my friends.

Ournamestoolong

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GhostWriter
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4/10/2010 10:18:57 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
AOL IS INVENTED
The internets has created American Online Instant Messenger. Below is a conversation that occurred last night: InsertNameHere: Who do you wanna kill tonight? Ournamestoolong: I think we should kill Ragnar BellumQuodPacis: Let's recruit him. Koopin: ???

From this we can assess that these are obvious mafia members. Koopin was killed and his role was mafia. This proves that these other two must be in affiliation with the republican mafia. The question now is who to kill first?
oceanix
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4/10/2010 10:27:50 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/10/2010 10:18:57 PM, GhostWriter wrote:
AOL IS INVENTED
The internets has created American Online Instant Messenger. Below is a conversation that occurred last night: InsertNameHere: Who do you wanna kill tonight? Ournamestoolong: I think we should kill Ragnar BellumQuodPacis: Let's recruit him. Koopin: ???

From this we can assess that these are obvious mafia members. Koopin was killed and his role was mafia. This proves that these other two must be in affiliation with the republican mafia. The question now is who to kill first?

I would say BellumQuodPacis as his comment seems to hint at that he's a recruiter. On the other hand, this whole thing could be a wild goose chase inspired by WJM.
mongoose
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4/11/2010 5:55:01 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I think it's quite obvious. They're all Republican mafia. Koopin was confirmed to be this.

LYNCH BQP
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.
shaniqualawyers013
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4/11/2010 10:04:41 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I'll hop on board the bus, as oceanix our only confirmed townie (ragnar confirmed him and ragnar was townie). I don't believe wjm would randomly release the mafia members, I'm gonna bet its someone's rolepower. With that said, it was correct about Koopin and its really all we have to go on. I'll throw my lot in on this, hopefully the whole thing is right.

LYNCH BQP
: At 4/11/2010 12:45:37 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
: Banker, stop being a creeper!

: At 4/11/2010 1:09:39 PM, banker wrote:
: Insert I have done that before I left high skool

: At 3/30/2010 6:44:38 AM, belle wrote:
: : At 3/29/2010 7:19:19 PM, wjmelements wrote:
: : I think I have an irregular heartbeat.
:
: you're going to die.
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4/11/2010 10:50:18 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/10/2010 8:37:00 PM, ournamestoolong wrote:
At 4/10/2010 8:33:10 PM, SportsGuru wrote:
In other news, Ournames, you got some Splainin to do....

WTF, I didn't have a night action! WJM is a bit of a douche right now.

ournamestoolong essentially admitted he was mafia and just confirmed the story
: At 4/11/2010 12:45:37 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
: Banker, stop being a creeper!

: At 4/11/2010 1:09:39 PM, banker wrote:
: Insert I have done that before I left high skool

: At 3/30/2010 6:44:38 AM, belle wrote:
: : At 3/29/2010 7:19:19 PM, wjmelements wrote:
: : I think I have an irregular heartbeat.
:
: you're going to die.
SportsGuru
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4/11/2010 10:52:41 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Well, I try to avoid bandwagons, but since wjm has no reason to lead us on a wild goose chase, its pretty clear, unless BQP and ournames can come up with a miracle that they are both mafia I vote to lynch BQP

(I will post a vote count in a minute)
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4/11/2010 10:55:40 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
WTF, I didn't have a night action! WJM is a bit of a douche right now.

This statement has pretty much confirmed the story... Next night we kill ournamestoolong.
SportsGuru
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4/11/2010 11:00:10 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Kalimdor
BQP- 1/4 (askbob)

Atlantis
BQP- 1/2 (JBlake)

TheIsland108
BQP- 2/3 (mongoose, SportsGuru)

Abbey Road
BQP- 1/2 (Ghostwriter)

Votes:
BQP- [Kalimdor], [Atlantis], TheIsland108, [Abbey Road]
JBlake
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4/11/2010 11:01:24 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
VOTE COUNT

Kalimdor: (1/4)
BQD: 1 (askbob)

Yet to vote: (3/4)
23. Oceanix
8. mongeese
11. InsertNameHere

Atlantis: (1/2)
BQD: 1 (JBlake)

Yet to vote
: (1/2)
15. Ournamestoolong

TheIsland108: (2/3)
BQD: 2 (Mongoose, Sportsguru)

Yet to vote:
4. BellumQuodPacis

Abbey Road: (1/2)
BQD: 1 (Ghostwriter)

Yet to vote: (1/2)
19. Acer

Total Vote Count: (1/4)
BQD: 1 (TheIsland108)
shaniqualawyers013
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4/11/2010 11:02:36 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Kalimdor
BQP- 1/4 (askbob)

Atlantis
BQP- 1/2 (JBlake)

TheIsland108
BQP- 2/3 (mongoose, SportsGuru)

Abbey Road
BQP- 1/2 (Ghostwriter)

Votes:
BQP- [Kalimdor], [Atlantis], TheIsland108, [Abbey Road]

1/2 is majority SportsGuru, at least I think so.
: At 4/11/2010 12:45:37 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
: Banker, stop being a creeper!

: At 4/11/2010 1:09:39 PM, banker wrote:
: Insert I have done that before I left high skool

: At 3/30/2010 6:44:38 AM, belle wrote:
: : At 3/29/2010 7:19:19 PM, wjmelements wrote:
: : I think I have an irregular heartbeat.
:
: you're going to die.
ournamestoolong
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4/11/2010 12:49:29 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Ok, I Vote BQP

I did lie, I had a night action. I meant I never said that or anything like that and WJM is being a complete douche. I know there is NOTHING I can say to make you believe me, but I just have to hope BQP's role proves me innocent.
I'll get by with a little help from my friends.

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shaniqualawyers013
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4/11/2010 12:51:51 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/11/2010 12:49:29 PM, ournamestoolong wrote:
I did lie, I had a night action.

wait what? So now you have a night action but you told us you did't? Why on earth did you lie about that?
: At 4/11/2010 12:45:37 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
: Banker, stop being a creeper!

: At 4/11/2010 1:09:39 PM, banker wrote:
: Insert I have done that before I left high skool

: At 3/30/2010 6:44:38 AM, belle wrote:
: : At 3/29/2010 7:19:19 PM, wjmelements wrote:
: : I think I have an irregular heartbeat.
:
: you're going to die.
ournamestoolong
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4/11/2010 12:54:10 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/11/2010 12:51:51 PM, shaniqualawyers013 wrote:
At 4/11/2010 12:49:29 PM, ournamestoolong wrote:
I did lie, I had a night action.

wait what? So now you have a night action but you told us you did't? Why on earth did you lie about that?

I mistyped and said I didn't have a night action, but what I meant was I didn't have a night action regarding a discussion of the nature desccribed in the story.
I'll get by with a little help from my friends.

Ournamestoolong

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ournamestoolong
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4/11/2010 12:56:19 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/11/2010 12:55:28 PM, SportsGuru wrote:
After the fiasco that was the first day phase, one would think that those that were townies would not lie...

Mistype, not lie, I realized my mistake upon saying it and tried to fix it quickly.
I'll get by with a little help from my friends.

Ournamestoolong

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SportsGuru
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4/11/2010 12:58:10 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
In other news, hooray for whomever the Inventor is (I'm assuming that the person who made the internet/AOL is the inventor); let us hope whatever he/she makes next can help us win
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4/11/2010 1:40:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Kalimdor: (1/4)
BQD: 1 (askbob)

Yet to vote: (3/4)
23. Oceanix
8. mongeese
11. InsertNameHere

Atlantis: (2/2)
BQD: 2 (JBlake, Ournamestoolong)

TheIsland108: (2/3)
BQD: 2 (Mongoose, Sportsguru)

Yet to vote:
4. BellumQuodPacis

Abbey Road: (1/2)
BQD: 1 (Ghostwriter)

Yet to vote: (1/2)
19. Acer

Total Vote Count: (1/4)
BQD: 2 (TheIsland108, Atlantis)
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4/11/2010 2:37:19 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/11/2010 1:40:05 PM, JBlake wrote:
Kalimdor: (2/4)
BQD: 2 (askbob, mongeese)

Yet to vote: (3/4)
23. Oceanix
11. InsertNameHere

Atlantis: (2/2)
BQD: 2 (JBlake, Ournamestoolong)

TheIsland108: (2/3)
BQD: 2 (Mongoose, Sportsguru)

Yet to vote:
4. BellumQuodPacis


Abbey Road: (1/2)
BQD: 1 (Ghostwriter)

Yet to vote: (1/2)
19. Acer

Total Vote Count: (2/4)
BQD: 2 (TheIsland108, Atlantis)
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.