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wjmelements
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4/13/2010 7:11:13 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Game Changes
1. There are no game changes, for a change.

Comedy Central
IN SEARCH OF THE MISSING TESTICLE
Today it was discovered that President Obama was born with only one testicle from birth defects deriving from Kenya. It is unknown whether another testicle exists somewhere else in this world that belongs to Obama. Reseachers are testing the thing growing out a of McCain's face for results. In other news, our own Rob Riggle tells the fans at Debate.org 'Na na na na boo boo. Stick your head in doo doo. Told you im not guilty.

New York Times
PRESIDENT IMPEACHED
Mark Levin, elected yesterday, was determined incompetent and impeached. He will likely be remembered as the worst president to ever live.

JOHN MCCAIN KILLED, SMEARED; COMEDY CENTRAL SHAMED
John McCain was poisoned in his hotel in Los Angelos last night. His killer has not been identified.
On the same night as the mysterious death of former presidential candidate John McCain, Comedy Central chose to air a clip claiming that John McCain had a testicle on his face. The Republicans are up in arms. No doubt Comedy Central will lose its viewing after such a shameless act.

Obituary
InsertNameHere: Osama Bin Laden = Terrorist = Has a one-shot suicide kill on any player. If she kills a Godfather, she wins.
(died using her ability)

Nags: George Bush = Paranoid Mafia Cop = Mafia Cop; everyone that he investigates is a Bomb. Republican at time of death.
(died via Terrorist)

Askbob: Bill Clinton = Miller = Townie, guilty when investigated
(died via DP1 election)

Belle: ACORN = Politician = Can steal one player's vote per day phase. Libertarian at time of death.
(died during NP1, drove off a bridge)

Cherymenthol: Monica Lewinski = Framing Role Blocker = Rolebloker; everybody she targets is investigated as guilty for the rest of the game.
(died during NP1, reputation destroyed)

Reasoning: Dick Cheney = Paranoid Gun Owner = "Accidentally" kills anyone who targets him, though he is still affected
(died via DP2 election)

mongeese: Warren Buffet = Benefactor Agent = On a night phase, can grant another player a second vote in the next day phase; can also send anonymous messages to other players through the mod PM
(died during NP2, poisoned)

True2Gaga (Immortal): Barack Obama = Godfather = Innocent; decides mafia kill. Democrat at time of death.
(died during NP2, reputation destroyed)

Comoncents: Susan Collins = Mason Doctor = Can protect one player from night kills per night.
(died during NP2, poisoned)

Untitled_Entity 30. Big Brother = Rigging Watcher = can select one player per night and know who visited them; can talk to both mafias (but neither mafia knows that the other is also talked to); wins if not anyone in one of the mafias die and if not anyone in the other mafia survive
(died during DP3, modkilled)

Zetsubou: Arlen Specter = Survivior = Has the lone goal of surviving the game
(died via DP3 election)

Puck: Ron Paul = Cult Leader = Cult; can recruit one player every odd-numbered night; Libertarian at time of death
(died during NP3, drove off a bridge)

Nails: CNN = Jack of all trades = Has the following one-time abilities: Kill, protect, investigate, roleblock, revive, recruit, pardon, watch, track
(died during NP3, reputation destroyed)

Clockwork: Tom DeLay = Gerrymander Townie = Townie; can rearrange the townies into 5 equal groups on even night Phases
(died during NP3, poisoned)

Rezzealaux: Olympia Snowe = Mason Cop = Can investigate one player per night
(died during NP3, strangled)

philosphical: Nancy Pelosi = Mafia Governor = Can prevent the lynch of a player once in the game. The day phase then continues, but the otherwise-lynched cannot be lynched, Democratic at time of death.
(died during NP4, reputation destroyed)

Kahvan: Glenn Beck = Cult Day Vigilante Recruiter = Cult; can kill one player every odd-numbered night and recruit one player every other even-numbered night; libertarian at time of death.
(died during NP4, shot)

Ragnar_Rahl: Ted Kennedy = Vigilante = Can kill one player per night. That player is also roleblocked the night killed.
(died during NP4, shot)

Koopin: Sarah Palin = Republican Mafia traitor = cannot talk to Republican mafia until activated, but know who republican mafia are; innocent until activated by Republican godfather; guilty after activated; wins with Republican mafia; Republican at time of death.
(died during NP4, drove off a bridge)

InsertNameHere(cult-logic): Mark Levin = Mafia Recruiter = Once every four nights, the mafia can recruit one player. If that player is not a townie, his affiliation remains the same but he is included in the Mafia PM. Republican at time of death.
(died via DP4 election)

GhostWriter: John McCain = Godfather = Innocent; decides mafia kill. Republican at time of death.
(died during NP5, poisoned and reputation destroyed)

BellumQuodPacis: Comedy Central = Serial Killer = Third Party; Goal is to kill off the rest of the town; randomly kills one player by correctly guessing the character name of any active player (limited to one guess per night; cannot guess during the day); Republican at time of death.
(died during NP5, reputation destroyed)

States:
Kalimdor
23. Oceanix
8. mongeese (formerly wonderwoman)
3. Askbob (formerly alex_hanson911)

Atlantis
2. JBlake
15. Ournamestoolong

TheIsland108
5. mongoose
27. SportsGuru

Abbey Road
19. Acer (formerly DontBeRacist)

Notes:
1. Dead players and states are no longer shown in the States list.
2. The Day Phase ends Wednesday 14 April at 9 PM CST.
3. 8 people left. ZOMG.
4. lol@Bellum
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wjmelements
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4/13/2010 7:12:06 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/13/2010 7:11:13 PM, wjmelements wrote:
InsertNameHere(cult-logic): Mark Levin = Mafia Recruiter = Once every four nights, the mafia can recruit one player.

This means Nights 1, 5, 9, etc.
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Tamikajones
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4/13/2010 7:18:47 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
so let me get this straight? BQM was a republican and Ghostwriter was trying to lynch BQM and Ghostwriter was a republican? This doesn't make any sense. With that said the story has been completely accurate so far.

Insert, Koopin, and BQM were all mafia
: At 4/21/2010 5:49:24 PM, banker wrote:
: Mirza at least no one is misunderstanding santa...!!
:
:Hitler had sexual issues just like muhammud..!!
Tamikajones
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4/13/2010 7:20:01 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
"(died during NP5, reputation destroyed)" wtf is this. I could have sworn that he killed the people that said "reputation destroyed"

This doesn't make any sense.
: At 4/21/2010 5:49:24 PM, banker wrote:
: Mirza at least no one is misunderstanding santa...!!
:
:Hitler had sexual issues just like muhammud..!!
mongoose
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4/13/2010 7:54:52 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Ournames. He's the last person from the AOL message, and all others were mafia. This means that he must be mafia as well.

Lynch Ournamestoolong
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.
Tamikajones
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4/13/2010 7:59:41 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I'm not too sure about ournames.
: At 4/21/2010 5:49:24 PM, banker wrote:
: Mirza at least no one is misunderstanding santa...!!
:
:Hitler had sexual issues just like muhammud..!!
Tamikajones
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4/13/2010 8:31:26 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Vote ournamestoolong

He's the last person in the story, everyone else has been mafia.
: At 4/21/2010 5:49:24 PM, banker wrote:
: Mirza at least no one is misunderstanding santa...!!
:
:Hitler had sexual issues just like muhammud..!!
JBlake
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4/13/2010 8:36:04 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Clearly ournamestoolong is mafia. Everyone else mentioned in the AOL message (Koopin, GhostWriter, and BQP) turned out to be part of the same faction. Ournamestoolong is probably the last republican mafia member.

Vote to Lynch Ournamestoolong.
JBlake
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4/13/2010 8:45:09 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
States:
Kalimdor: (2/3)
Ournamestoolong: 2 (askbob, mongeese)

Yet to Vote: (1/3)
Oceanix

Atlantis: (1/2)
Ournamestoolong: 1 (JBlake)

Yet to Vote: (1/2)
Ournamestoolong

TheIsland108: (1/2)
Ournamestoolong: 1 (mongoose)

Yet to Vote: (1/2)
SportsGuru

Abbey Road: (0/1)

Yet to Vote: (1/1)
Acer (formerly DontBeRacist)

Total Vote Count (1/4)
Ournamestoolong: 1/4 (Kalimdor)
JBlake
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4/13/2010 8:50:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Acer has not cast a single vote in this game. He is either inactive and will need to be replaced in order for this game to move on, or he is actually active in the PMs meaning he is also a mafia member.

If acer is not replaced, then we have an idea as to who e should target next.
JBlake
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4/13/2010 8:52:40 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I suppose one way around an inactive acer is for Ournamestoolong to be a god sport and vote for himself. Otherwise the phase will go on much longer than necessary.
wjmelements
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4/13/2010 9:25:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/13/2010 7:11:13 PM, wjmelements wrote:
BellumQuodPacis: Comedy Central = Serial Killer = Third Party; Goal is to kill off the rest of the town; randomly kills one player by correctly guessing the character name of any active player (limited to one guess per night; cannot guess during the day); Republican at time of death.
(died during NP5, reputation destroyed)

My sorry. BQP was not a Republican at the time of his death. Apologies.
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BellumQuodPacis
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4/14/2010 4:23:27 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/13/2010 9:25:18 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 4/13/2010 7:11:13 PM, wjmelements wrote:
BellumQuodPacis: Comedy Central = Serial Killer = Third Party; Goal is to kill off the rest of the town; randomly kills one player by correctly guessing the character name of any active player (limited to one guess per night; cannot guess during the day); Republican at time of death.
(died during NP5, reputation destroyed)

My sorry. BQP was not a Republican at the time of his death. Apologies.

HA!
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4/14/2010 8:15:04 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/14/2010 4:23:27 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
At 4/13/2010 9:25:18 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 4/13/2010 7:11:13 PM, wjmelements wrote:
BellumQuodPacis: Comedy Central = Serial Killer = Third Party; Goal is to kill off the rest of the town; randomly kills one player by correctly guessing the character name of any active player (limited to one guess per night; cannot guess during the day); Republican at time of death.
(died during NP5, reputation destroyed)

My sorry. BQP was not a Republican at the time of his death. Apologies.

lol I was confused there for a second. SG, your screwed buddy.
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4/14/2010 8:30:53 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Wow that makes way more sense. I was like wtf?

so from the letter we've gotten this:

2 Republican mafia,
1 third party serial killer,

and the mafia that was killed yesterday attempting to kill our inventor wants SportsGuru dead vs ournames.

hmm...

However the story about AIM made it sound like they were all in the mafia. Maybe they were just the SportsGuru's best guesses on who was anti-town.

If so they all happened to be correct. IMO odds are still with ournames.
: At 4/21/2010 5:49:24 PM, banker wrote:
: Mirza at least no one is misunderstanding santa...!!
:
:Hitler had sexual issues just like muhammud..!!
mongoose
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4/14/2010 4:42:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
FAIL.

Unvote
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.
mongeese
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4/14/2010 4:53:23 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Unvote.

The message was obviously faked. I suspect SportsGuru of having faked the invention of AOL to frame Ournames.

For now, vote SportsGuru.
Tamikajones
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4/14/2010 4:55:59 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/14/2010 4:53:23 PM, mongeese wrote:
Unvote.

The message was obviously faked. I suspect SportsGuru of having faked the invention of AOL to frame Ournames.

For now, vote SportsGuru.

I fail to see how the message suggests anti-town as everyone in it so far has been anti-town?
: At 4/21/2010 5:49:24 PM, banker wrote:
: Mirza at least no one is misunderstanding santa...!!
:
:Hitler had sexual issues just like muhammud..!!
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4/14/2010 5:08:56 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/14/2010 4:53:23 PM, mongeese wrote:
Unvote.

The message was obviously faked. I suspect SportsGuru of having faked the invention of AOL to frame Ournames.

For now, vote SportsGuru.

If SG is this inventor, then he has helped us kill three hositles. He wouldn't be guilty of anything.
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.
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4/14/2010 5:14:23 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Actually, if SG got the other three right to be hostiles, he may have inside information.

Vote ONTL
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.
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4/14/2010 5:16:28 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/14/2010 5:08:56 PM, mongoose wrote:
At 4/14/2010 4:53:23 PM, mongeese wrote:
Unvote.

The message was obviously faked. I suspect SportsGuru of having faked the invention of AOL to frame Ournames.

For now, vote SportsGuru.

If SG is this inventor, then he has helped us kill three hositles. He wouldn't be guilty of anything.

An inventor that can gather enough information to frame four people? He'd likely be working with a group. Has any Democrat died from the AOL message?
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4/14/2010 6:27:07 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 4/14/2010 5:14:23 PM, mongoose wrote:
Actually, if SG got the other three right to be hostiles, he may have inside information.

Vote ONTL

Actually, all four of them turned out to be hostiles. BQP was third party. Whatever happened, it seems to have worked so far. If Ournames turns out to be innocent then Sportsguru will have to answer for it.

Vote to Lynch Ournamestoolong
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4/14/2010 6:47:47 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
States:
Kalimdor: (3/3)
Ournamestoolong: 2 (askbob, oceanix)
Sportsguru: 1 (mongeese)

Atlantis: (1/2)
Ournamestoolong: 1 (JBlake)

Yet to Vote: (1/2)
Ournamestoolong

TheIsland108: (1/2)
Ournamestoolong: 1 (mongoose)

Yet to Vote: (1/2)
SportsGuru

Abbey Road: (0/1)

Yet to Vote: (1/1)
Acer (formerly DontBeRacist)

Total Vote Count (1/4)
Ournamestoolong: 1/4 (Kalimdor, Atlantis, TheIsland108)
JBlake
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4/14/2010 6:58:53 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Fixed

States:
Kalimdor: (3/3)
Ournamestoolong: 2 (askbob, oceanix)
Sportsguru: 1 (mongeese)

Atlantis: (1/2)
Ournamestoolong: 1 (JBlake)

Yet to Vote: (1/2)
Ournamestoolong

TheIsland108: (1/2)
Ournamestoolong: 1 (mongoose)

Yet to Vote: (1/2)
SportsGuru

Abbey Road: (0/1)

Yet to Vote: (1/1)
Acer (formerly DontBeRacist)

Total Vote Count (3/4)
Ournamestoolong: 3/4 (Kalimdor, Atlantis, TheIsland108)