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xXCryptoXx
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10/17/2014 5:24:42 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Imabench won the last thread - http://www.debate.org...

Unlike Bench though, I won't close the thread and declare myself the winner.

It is now time, for ROUND 2 to BEGIN!
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10/17/2014 6:05:10 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 5:24:42 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Imabench won the last thread - http://www.debate.org...

Unlike Bench though, I won't close the thread and declare myself the winner.

It is now time, for ROUND 2 to BEGIN!

http://www.debate.org...
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10/17/2014 6:38:24 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 6:05:10 PM, vwv wrote:
At 10/17/2014 5:24:42 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Imabench won the last thread - http://www.debate.org...

Unlike Bench though, I won't close the thread and declare myself the winner.

It is now time, for ROUND 2 to BEGIN!

http://www.debate.org...

This is round 2. The rest are fakes.
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10/17/2014 7:55:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Just because.
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"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

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Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
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10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish
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10/17/2014 10:11:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
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10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.
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10/17/2014 10:15:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

You're going to have to try harder than that
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Atheist-Independent
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10/17/2014 10:18:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:15:29 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

You're going to have to try harder than that

As I have been declared Emperor by the grace of God, appointed so by the Pope of the Catholic Faith and ruler of all of Christendom, I announce that the so called "xXCryptoXx" a heretic of the true faith and therefore deserves banishment from my realm.
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10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

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10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.
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10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

Nunc aut Numquam
Atheist-Independent
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10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.
mishapqueen
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10/17/2014 10:39:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.

I see. Is the statue of you in Paris an accurate representation?
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

Nunc aut Numquam
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10/17/2014 10:42:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:39:22 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.

I see. Is the statue of you in Paris an accurate representation?

As I have been granted, by grace of god, eternal power and beauty, I must declare that said statue is an inaccurate representation of my unmatched manliness and handsomness. I also proclaim that since the style of the forked beard has become extremely unfashionable, I utilize my eternal power to state that I never have sported such an unattractive facial feature.
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10/17/2014 10:46:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:42:40 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:39:22 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.

I see. Is the statue of you in Paris an accurate representation?

As I have been granted, by grace of god, eternal power and beauty, I must declare that said statue is an inaccurate representation of my unmatched manliness and handsomness. I also proclaim that since the style of the forked beard has become extremely unfashionable, I utilize my eternal power to state that I never have sported such an unattractive facial feature.
One more quick question: Why did you become an atheist?
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

Nunc aut Numquam
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10/17/2014 10:48:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:46:25 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:42:40 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:39:22 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.

I see. Is the statue of you in Paris an accurate representation?

As I have been granted, by grace of god, eternal power and beauty, I must declare that said statue is an inaccurate representation of my unmatched manliness and handsomness. I also proclaim that since the style of the forked beard has become extremely unfashionable, I utilize my eternal power to state that I never have sported such an unattractive facial feature.
One more quick question: Why did you become an atheist?

Bah! I, Charlus Magnus, find my powers of rebirth to be so limiting as I am required to return in the body of another, and not in my formerly perfect form. Therefore I must appear to be this extremely less attractive and obviously inferior boy. It is the curse I must bear.
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10/17/2014 10:49:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:45:40 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
I'll just keep at it lol

It is a mere sin for I, the greatest of all Emperors, to listen to thy feeble preaching!
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10/17/2014 10:50:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:48:34 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:46:25 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:42:40 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:39:22 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.

I see. Is the statue of you in Paris an accurate representation?

As I have been granted, by grace of god, eternal power and beauty, I must declare that said statue is an inaccurate representation of my unmatched manliness and handsomness. I also proclaim that since the style of the forked beard has become extremely unfashionable, I utilize my eternal power to state that I never have sported such an unattractive facial feature.
One more quick question: Why did you become an atheist?

Bah! I, Charlus Magnus, find my powers of rebirth to be so limiting as I am required to return in the body of another, and not in my formerly perfect form. Therefore I must appear to be this extremely less attractive and obviously inferior boy. It is the curse I must bear.

Haha, he's fine. Don't say such nasty things about him. He seems pretty good with numbers and has a good understanding of technology that will help you catch up with the times.
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

Nunc aut Numquam
xXCryptoXx
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10/17/2014 10:50:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:49:45 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:45:40 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
I'll just keep at it lol

It is a mere sin for I, the greatest of all Emperors, to listen to thy feeble preaching!

Are you an alt?
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10/17/2014 10:52:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:50:40 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:48:34 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:46:25 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:42:40 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:39:22 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.

I see. Is the statue of you in Paris an accurate representation?

As I have been granted, by grace of god, eternal power and beauty, I must declare that said statue is an inaccurate representation of my unmatched manliness and handsomness. I also proclaim that since the style of the forked beard has become extremely unfashionable, I utilize my eternal power to state that I never have sported such an unattractive facial feature.
One more quick question: Why did you become an atheist?

Bah! I, Charlus Magnus, find my powers of rebirth to be so limiting as I am required to return in the body of another, and not in my formerly perfect form. Therefore I must appear to be this extremely less attractive and obviously inferior boy. It is the curse I must bear.

Haha, he's fine. Don't say such nasty things about him. He seems pretty good with numbers and has a good understanding of technology that will help you catch up with the times.

Never! As I am a true follower of the one and only faith, I mustn't consult nor relate with any heathen, for if I do, I may not consider myself true to my faith.
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10/17/2014 10:53:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:50:57 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:49:45 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:45:40 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
I'll just keep at it lol

It is a mere sin for I, the greatest of all Emperors, to listen to thy feeble preaching!

Are you an alt?

I, in my eternal wisdom and power, find myself baffled to realize that I have no idea what you are saying.
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10/17/2014 10:54:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:52:36 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:50:40 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:48:34 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:46:25 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:42:40 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:39:22 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.

I see. Is the statue of you in Paris an accurate representation?

As I have been granted, by grace of god, eternal power and beauty, I must declare that said statue is an inaccurate representation of my unmatched manliness and handsomness. I also proclaim that since the style of the forked beard has become extremely unfashionable, I utilize my eternal power to state that I never have sported such an unattractive facial feature.
One more quick question: Why did you become an atheist?

Bah! I, Charlus Magnus, find my powers of rebirth to be so limiting as I am required to return in the body of another, and not in my formerly perfect form. Therefore I must appear to be this extremely less attractive and obviously inferior boy. It is the curse I must bear.

Haha, he's fine. Don't say such nasty things about him. He seems pretty good with numbers and has a good understanding of technology that will help you catch up with the times.

Never! As I am a true follower of the one and only faith, I mustn't consult nor relate with any heathen, for if I do, I may not consider myself true to my faith.

Hmm. But didn't you do that a lot in your palace, way back when?
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

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10/17/2014 10:55:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:54:26 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:52:36 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:50:40 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:48:34 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:46:25 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:42:40 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:39:22 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.

I see. Is the statue of you in Paris an accurate representation?

As I have been granted, by grace of god, eternal power and beauty, I must declare that said statue is an inaccurate representation of my unmatched manliness and handsomness. I also proclaim that since the style of the forked beard has become extremely unfashionable, I utilize my eternal power to state that I never have sported such an unattractive facial feature.
One more quick question: Why did you become an atheist?

Bah! I, Charlus Magnus, find my powers of rebirth to be so limiting as I am required to return in the body of another, and not in my formerly perfect form. Therefore I must appear to be this extremely less attractive and obviously inferior boy. It is the curse I must bear.

Haha, he's fine. Don't say such nasty things about him. He seems pretty good with numbers and has a good understanding of technology that will help you catch up with the times.

Never! As I am a true follower of the one and only faith, I mustn't consult nor relate with any heathen, for if I do, I may not consider myself true to my faith.

Hmm. But didn't you do that a lot in your palace, way back when?

If I ever consulted with any heathen during my youth, I must declare myself impure! I must go and confess!
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10/17/2014 11:01:13 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/17/2014 10:55:56 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:54:26 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:52:36 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:50:40 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:48:34 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:46:25 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:42:40 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:39:22 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:32:02 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:30:04 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:29:11 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:27:43 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/17/2014 10:14:50 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/17/2014 9:11:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 10/17/2014 8:09:07 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I automatically win because I am Charlemagne. The end.

You wish

I, Charles I, King of the Franks, Lombards, and Emperor of the Romans, declare myself winner of this forum and herby denounce all others who claim my title as victor.

When did you learn English?

I, the greatest Emperor of the Romans since Augustus, have discovered the wonders of Google Translate to be enlightening.

When did you come back to life?

As I have been appointed Emperor of the Restored Western Roman Empire by the speaker of God Himself, the Pope of Rome, have therefore been given the ability of rebirth.

I see. Is the statue of you in Paris an accurate representation?

As I have been granted, by grace of god, eternal power and beauty, I must declare that said statue is an inaccurate representation of my unmatched manliness and handsomness. I also proclaim that since the style of the forked beard has become extremely unfashionable, I utilize my eternal power to state that I never have sported such an unattractive facial feature.
One more quick question: Why did you become an atheist?

Bah! I, Charlus Magnus, find my powers of rebirth to be so limiting as I am required to return in the body of another, and not in my formerly perfect form. Therefore I must appear to be this extremely less attractive and obviously inferior boy. It is the curse I must bear.

Haha, he's fine. Don't say such nasty things about him. He seems pretty good with numbers and has a good understanding of technology that will help you catch up with the times.

Never! As I am a true follower of the one and only faith, I mustn't consult nor relate with any heathen, for if I do, I may not consider myself true to my faith.

Hmm. But didn't you do that a lot in your palace, way back when?

If I ever consulted with any heathen during my youth, I must declare myself impure! I must go and confess!
Let me catch you up. The Catholic church split in half, and I happen to be part of it that does not subscribe to Pope, called the Protestants. So, technically, I'm a "heathen."
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