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What is the funniest thing you ever witnessed

TheIdiotDoughnut
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10/19/2014 2:09:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
mine would have to be when I was like 7 and my teacher screamed at me so I screamed back, and ran out the classroom into the Head Teacher's office and threw a massive hissy fit...
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10/19/2014 2:27:03 PM
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At 10/19/2014 2:09:56 PM, TheIdiotDoughnut wrote:
mine would have to be when I was like 7 and my teacher screamed at me so I screamed back, and ran out the classroom into the Head Teacher's office and threw a massive hissy fit...

"What is the funniest thing you ever witnessed"

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11/2/2014 3:33:14 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Earlier today I was eating at McDonald's and saw a couple come in with their children. Both the mother and father had house-arrest ankle bracelets on. I thought that was pretty funny. Idk how both ended up on house-arrest, but I had fun imagining the scenarios while enjoying my burger.
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11/4/2014 1:58:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/2/2014 3:33:14 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Earlier today I was eating at McDonald's and saw a couple come in with their children. Both the mother and father had house-arrest ankle bracelets on. I thought that was pretty funny. Idk how both ended up on house-arrest, but I had fun imagining the scenarios while enjoying my burger.

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11/4/2014 2:17:09 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/4/2014 1:58:36 PM, 18Karl wrote:
At 11/2/2014 3:33:14 AM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
Earlier today I was eating at McDonald's and saw a couple come in with their children. Both the mother and father had house-arrest ankle bracelets on. I thought that was pretty funny. Idk how both ended up on house-arrest, but I had fun imagining the scenarios while enjoying my burger.

#MeanwhileInMerica

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11/4/2014 2:27:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Two fat girls in my school today were walking down one lane of stairs toward each other in opposite directions. When they met, they couldn't even shove past each other, so it held up the whole crowd going up the stairs. In the end, one of them had to go back all the way down. I watched the whole thing while climbing up the other lane. It was hilarious, especially with the screams of cursing that could be heard in the whole building. XD
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11/4/2014 2:29:55 PM
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11/4/2014 2:30:58 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/4/2014 2:29:55 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Rev... getting beaten up...badly... in my mind.

Annie swallowing. ;D

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11/4/2014 2:31:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/4/2014 2:29:55 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Rev... getting beaten up...badly... in my mind.

I can't even talk to you now because you blocked me. ;_;
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11/4/2014 2:33:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/4/2014 2:30:58 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/4/2014 2:29:55 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Rev... getting beaten up...badly... in my mind.

Annie swallowing my blood. D;

*runs away*

good
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11/4/2014 2:50:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
hmm not the funniest but funny... I forgot.. my binder in eighth grade at home. The teacher was a hardcore itch, never liked me... Always liked picking on me only and I was a smart mouth so that pissed her off. Anyway...
we were standing in front of the class.
her: where's your homework ?
me: in my binder
her: where's your binder ?
me: at home
her: why's it at home ?
me: cause I forgot it
her: if you don't get it now I'm going to fail you
me: oh yeah let me just fly home and get it
her: * starts screaming * DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU ZEROS ON EVERYTHING
me: i don't f* care you b*. I told you, I forgot it at home, for the first time, how can I get it ?
her: WATCH THE WAY YOU SPEAK! I AM TAKING YOU TO THE DEANS OFFICE!
me: i don't care take me, I did nothing wrong, I always do my homework and get good grades and you're being a b*tch about this one time ?
her: I AM GOING TO THROW YOUR GRADES INTO THE GARBAGE, THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE IT BELONGS!! * walks over to trash can and throws out her grade book * SEE! I JUST THREW OUT YOUR GRADES!!
me: * straight face * ................. no ...you didn't ..................... you threw out everyone's grades ................
her: * confused face , looks down into trash can, picks up grade book from trash can , goes back to desk *
lmao omg the whole classroom was dead. she felt so silly.