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5/14/2010 12:53:34 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Very simple game I just made up that should be funny.

By some strange twist of unfortunate events the entire world's population has been transformed into hordes of mindless flesh eating zombies.

However, for some unknown reason all members of DDO have been immune to whatever caused this.

However still, if any one of us is to be bitten by one of these zombies we will then become one.

This is the story of our survival.

Not everyone will get through--in-fact no one might, it all depends.

We each take turns making up the story as it goes along. Where we are, how we organize ourselves, and who lives or dies.

It can be very short, it can be long. Please make it interesting.

By the way, if anyone is to die they may still participate by saying what their zombie character does--unless they get obliterated somehow.

On more thing, to avoid confusion, whoever is to post next in the story will post "next" before-hand so people won't write at the same time.

Here the story begins:

One morning a certain number of unexpecting individuals wake up to a dark new world in which they find everyone around them to have been consumed by some sort of virus which rots their minds of what they once were and are replaced by viscous creatures with a savage lust for the gore of the uninfected.

Frantic in trying to obtain safety from this nightmare, many of them ditch the places they were and seek refuge while others lock themselves in their houses.

One thing that binds these odd assortment of characters together is they are the lone survivors in this grand dawn of chaos--but not only that!--for they are users of a website known as Debate.org which seems to be the cause of their current state of normality as opposed to the hell spiraling out of control just outside their doors. And alas, there is one thing still which they seem to have in common; they--being the insistent web-freaks they are--are all in close proximity to their computer attempting to find answers.

Soon their computers will run out of battery and with the energy giving infrastructure around them destroyed they will be unable to search for answers any longer.

But before this happens, a little hope is secured! They have all gotten hold of each other via the web and will for a short time be able to organize themselves together and figure out their predicament.

Will they be able to sort things out in time before access becomes impossible? Will they even survive in the mean-time? Only time will tell.

They all wait as patiently they can with such doom about them--each one typing away, nailing up windows and gathering food, koopin taking refuge in KFC, Geo with his tin-foil hat on.

No one sleeps that night..then morning comes...
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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5/14/2010 6:25:19 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/14/2010 12:53:34 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Very simple game I just made up that should be funny.

By some strange twist of unfortunate events the entire world's population has been transformed into hordes of mindless flesh eating zombies.

However, for some unknown reason all members of DDO have been immune to whatever caused this.

However still, if any one of us is to be bitten by one of these zombies we will then become one.

This is the story of our survival.

Not everyone will get through--in-fact no one might, it all depends.

We each take turns making up the story as it goes along. Where we are, how we organize ourselves, and who lives or dies.

It can be very short, it can be long. Please make it interesting.

By the way, if anyone is to die they may still participate by saying what their zombie character does--unless they get obliterated somehow.

On more thing, to avoid confusion, whoever is to post next in the story will post "next" before-hand so people won't write at the same time.

Here the story begins:

One morning a certain number of unexpecting individuals wake up to a dark new world in which they find everyone around them to have been consumed by some sort of virus which rots their minds of what they once were and are replaced by viscous creatures with a savage lust for the gore of the uninfected.

Frantic in trying to obtain safety from this nightmare, many of them ditch the places they were and seek refuge while others lock themselves in their houses.

One thing that binds these odd assortment of characters together is they are the lone survivors in this grand dawn of chaos--but not only that!--for they are users of a website known as Debate.org which seems to be the cause of their current state of normality as opposed to the hell spiraling out of control just outside their doors. And alas, there is one thing still which they seem to have in common; they--being the insistent web-freaks they are--are all in close proximity to their computer attempting to find answers.

Soon their computers will run out of battery and with the energy giving infrastructure around them destroyed they will be unable to search for answers any longer.

But before this happens, a little hope is secured! They have all gotten hold of each other via the web and will for a short time be able to organize themselves together and figure out their predicament.

Will they be able to sort things out in time before access becomes impossible? Will they even survive in the mean-time? Only time will tell.

They all wait as patiently they can with such doom about them--each one typing away, nailing up windows and gathering food, koopin taking refuge in KFC, Geo with his tin-foil hat on.

No one sleeps that night..then morning comes...

Then morning comes. I-Am-A-Panda needs to use the restroom and then decides to wander away from the campgrounds...noone sees him for the rest of the day.

Afterwards, once everyone else had woken up, the groupd decided to search for any food, weapons or any othe useful things that they could scavenge. When coming upon a KFC, PoeJoe entered the reataurant with his pistol raised, just in case. Koopin came running out of the kitchen screaming manically, then his head exploded as a .45 caliber bullet hit him point-blank. When PoeJoe had discovered what he had done, he turned the gun on himself.

Bellum picked up the gun and carried the two bodies outside, after a proper burial, the group designated a leader and other inportant guarding roles.

When night came, the first guard, Jblake, took his post...
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5/14/2010 9:03:59 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/14/2010 6:25:19 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
At 5/14/2010 12:53:34 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Very simple game I just made up that should be funny.

By some strange twist of unfortunate events the entire world's population has been transformed into hordes of mindless flesh eating zombies.

However, for some unknown reason all members of DDO have been immune to whatever caused this.

However still, if any one of us is to be bitten by one of these zombies we will then become one.

This is the story of our survival.

Not everyone will get through--in-fact no one might, it all depends.

We each take turns making up the story as it goes along. Where we are, how we organize ourselves, and who lives or dies.

It can be very short, it can be long. Please make it interesting.

By the way, if anyone is to die they may still participate by saying what their zombie character does--unless they get obliterated somehow.

On more thing, to avoid confusion, whoever is to post next in the story will post "next" before-hand so people won't write at the same time.

Here the story begins:

One morning a certain number of unexpecting individuals wake up to a dark new world in which they find everyone around them to have been consumed by some sort of virus which rots their minds of what they once were and are replaced by viscous creatures with a savage lust for the gore of the uninfected.

Frantic in trying to obtain safety from this nightmare, many of them ditch the places they were and seek refuge while others lock themselves in their houses.

One thing that binds these odd assortment of characters together is they are the lone survivors in this grand dawn of chaos--but not only that!--for they are users of a website known as Debate.org which seems to be the cause of their current state of normality as opposed to the hell spiraling out of control just outside their doors. And alas, there is one thing still which they seem to have in common; they--being the insistent web-freaks they are--are all in close proximity to their computer attempting to find answers.

Soon their computers will run out of battery and with the energy giving infrastructure around them destroyed they will be unable to search for answers any longer.

But before this happens, a little hope is secured! They have all gotten hold of each other via the web and will for a short time be able to organize themselves together and figure out their predicament.

Will they be able to sort things out in time before access becomes impossible? Will they even survive in the mean-time? Only time will tell.

They all wait as patiently they can with such doom about them--each one typing away, nailing up windows and gathering food, koopin taking refuge in KFC, Geo with his tin-foil hat on.

No one sleeps that night..then morning comes...

Then morning comes. I-Am-A-Panda needs to use the restroom and then decides to wander away from the campgrounds...noone sees him for the rest of the day.

Afterwards, once everyone else had woken up, the groupd decided to search for any food, weapons or any othe useful things that they could scavenge. When coming upon a KFC, PoeJoe entered the reataurant with his pistol raised, just in case. Koopin came running out of the kitchen screaming manically, then his head exploded as a .45 caliber bullet hit him point-blank. When PoeJoe had discovered what he had done, he turned the gun on himself.

Bellum picked up the gun and carried the two bodies outside, after a proper burial, the group designated a leader and other inportant guarding roles.

When night came, the first guard, Jblake, took his post...

next to Phils house. Suddenly he heard a huge explosion, as Phils house quickly turned into a fireball. JBlake stood dazed as he saw Phil trying to escape but becomes jammed in the window, before seeing Askbob point a 12 gauge shotgun to his head and finishing him. JBlake looks blankly at Askbob before he responds

"Hey, he was a zombie, or at least I think he was"

JBlake, dumbfounded, walked back home.

Meanwhile, Panda is still missing. The DDOers are frantically searching for him, however, during the hunt FREED's body was foudn riddled with bite marks. Geo quickly blamed it on the New World Order, and threatened to shoot anyone who got in his way. Just then, a figure appeared behind him, slashing at the back of his neck. People were relieved to see it was in fact Panda. That was of course until Panda leapt on True2gaga, ripping her neck out in one bite.

He then scurried into the bushes and out of sight. Just then........
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
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5/14/2010 12:32:59 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/14/2010 9:03:59 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 5/14/2010 6:25:19 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
At 5/14/2010 12:53:34 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Very simple game I just made up that should be funny.

By some strange twist of unfortunate events the entire world's population has been transformed into hordes of mindless flesh eating zombies.

However, for some unknown reason all members of DDO have been immune to whatever caused this.

However still, if any one of us is to be bitten by one of these zombies we will then become one.

This is the story of our survival.

Not everyone will get through--in-fact no one might, it all depends.

We each take turns making up the story as it goes along. Where we are, how we organize ourselves, and who lives or dies.

It can be very short, it can be long. Please make it interesting.

By the way, if anyone is to die they may still participate by saying what their zombie character does--unless they get obliterated somehow.

On more thing, to avoid confusion, whoever is to post next in the story will post "next" before-hand so people won't write at the same time.

Here the story begins:

One morning a certain number of unexpecting individuals wake up to a dark new world in which they find everyone around them to have been consumed by some sort of virus which rots their minds of what they once were and are replaced by viscous creatures with a savage lust for the gore of the uninfected.

Frantic in trying to obtain safety from this nightmare, many of them ditch the places they were and seek refuge while others lock themselves in their houses.

One thing that binds these odd assortment of characters together is they are the lone survivors in this grand dawn of chaos--but not only that!--for they are users of a website known as Debate.org which seems to be the cause of their current state of normality as opposed to the hell spiraling out of control just outside their doors. And alas, there is one thing still which they seem to have in common; they--being the insistent web-freaks they are--are all in close proximity to their computer attempting to find answers.

Soon their computers will run out of battery and with the energy giving infrastructure around them destroyed they will be unable to search for answers any longer.

But before this happens, a little hope is secured! They have all gotten hold of each other via the web and will for a short time be able to organize themselves together and figure out their predicament.

Will they be able to sort things out in time before access becomes impossible? Will they even survive in the mean-time? Only time will tell.

They all wait as patiently they can with such doom about them--each one typing away, nailing up windows and gathering food, koopin taking refuge in KFC, Geo with his tin-foil hat on.

No one sleeps that night..then morning comes...

Then morning comes. I-Am-A-Panda needs to use the restroom and then decides to wander away from the campgrounds...noone sees him for the rest of the day.

Afterwards, once everyone else had woken up, the groupd decided to search for any food, weapons or any othe useful things that they could scavenge. When coming upon a KFC, PoeJoe entered the reataurant with his pistol raised, just in case. Koopin came running out of the kitchen screaming manically, then his head exploded as a .45 caliber bullet hit him point-blank. When PoeJoe had discovered what he had done, he turned the gun on himself.

Bellum picked up the gun and carried the two bodies outside, after a proper burial, the group designated a leader and other inportant guarding roles.

When night came, the first guard, Jblake, took his post...

next to Phils house. Suddenly he heard a huge explosion, as Phils house quickly turned into a fireball. JBlake stood dazed as he saw Phil trying to escape but becomes jammed in the window, before seeing Askbob point a 12 gauge shotgun to his head and finishing him. JBlake looks blankly at Askbob before he responds

"Hey, he was a zombie, or at least I think he was"

JBlake, dumbfounded, walked back home.

Meanwhile, Panda is still missing. The DDOers are frantically searching for him, however, during the hunt FREED's body was foudn riddled with bite marks. Geo quickly blamed it on the New World Order, and threatened to shoot anyone who got in his way. Just then, a figure appeared behind him, slashing at the back of his neck. People were relieved to see it was in fact Panda. That was of course until Panda leapt on True2gaga, ripping her neck out in one bite.

He then scurried into the bushes and out of sight. Just then........

BigMac slowly walks out of a McDonalds with enough food to feed the survivors for the night.

After distributing the food, he throws a burger into the bushes where he saw Panda scurry off into, as a form of appeasement. A rustling and thrashing is heard. quickly ended by a satisfied belch.

Later, after the members of DDO discussed what to do, they realized they must attempt to find any other survivors.

The Goose/Geese brothers take next watch...
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5/14/2010 2:20:10 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
DEAD LIST:

True2gaga
Kopin
Poejoe
Phil
Freedo

At 5/14/2010 12:32:59 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 9:03:59 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 5/14/2010 6:25:19 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:

Then morning comes. I-Am-A-Panda needs to use the restroom and then decides to wander away from the campgrounds...noone sees him for the rest of the day.

Afterwards, once everyone else had woken up, the groupd decided to search for any food, weapons or any othe useful things that they could scavenge. When coming upon a KFC, PoeJoe entered the reataurant with his pistol raised, just in case. Koopin came running out of the kitchen screaming manically, then his head exploded as a .45 caliber bullet hit him point-blank. When PoeJoe had discovered what he had done, he turned the gun on himself.

Bellum picked up the gun and carried the two bodies outside, after a proper burial, the group designated a leader and other inportant guarding roles.

When night came, the first guard, Jblake, took his post...

next to Phils house. Suddenly he heard a huge explosion, as Phils house quickly turned into a fireball. JBlake stood dazed as he saw Phil trying to escape but becomes jammed in the window, before seeing Askbob point a 12 gauge shotgun to his head and finishing him. JBlake looks blankly at Askbob before he responds

"Hey, he was a zombie, or at least I think he was"

JBlake, dumbfounded, walked back home.

Meanwhile, Panda is still missing. The DDOers are frantically searching for him, however, during the hunt FREED's body was foudn riddled with bite marks. Geo quickly blamed it on the New World Order, and threatened to shoot anyone who got in his way. Just then, a figure appeared behind him, slashing at the back of his neck. People were relieved to see it was in fact Panda. That was of course until Panda leapt on True2gaga, ripping her neck out in one bite.

He then scurried into the bushes and out of sight. Just then........

BigMac slowly walks out of a McDonalds with enough food to feed the survivors for the night.

After distributing the food, he throws a burger into the bushes where he saw Panda scurry off into, as a form of appeasement. A rustling and thrashing is heard. quickly ended by a satisfied belch.

Later, after the members of DDO discussed what to do, they realized they must attempt to find any other survivors.

The Goose/Geese brothers take next watch...

However, not a mile away a dispute arises over the McDonalds. Insertnamehere refuses to eat as there are no vegetarian options. Cerebral then sets out on an expedition into the bushes to find vegetarian food for INH, vowing to die before he fails his task.

Cerebral begins to walk through the bushes, only able to find small berries, but nothing major. He then spot a shadowy figure. He panics, and draws his knife. He then hears a gunshot and winces. He opens his eyes to find the dead body of a zombie in front of him, and Askbob standing behind him with his shotgun.

"Go before I cock the next shell"

Cerebral scurried off back to the camp, with his tail between his legs.

Disruption occurred in the camp, as Lexicaholic and Ragnar argued over control of the camp.

"R, last time I checked, I was elected President of DDO"

"Oh BS, besides 3 of your supporters are dead. Anarchy ftw anyway."

"No look, we just need to co-operate for now an-"

"Everyone, shut up." A voice said.

Everyone turned to see Comoncentswavign an AR-15 in both their direction, while he was bedecked with a variety of explosives, knives, and any military weapon imaginable. "

"I've been in the military, so I'm assuming control here! And WE'RE A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!!"

No-one raised an objection and agreed that comoncents was the best candidate, as he began to direct fortifications to be built.

While leadership was being resolved in one camp, in the zombie camp, the zombies were amassing under their new overlord, I-am-a-panda. He stood on a large stand in front of his minions.

"What do we want?!"

"BBRAAAINNS!" They shouted in chorus

"Yes, and where do we get brains!!?"

"BRRAAAINNNS!" They responded again in unison

Feeling slightly defeated, Panda continued nevertheless

"We can get brains from them! The humans! The mortals! Come, we must charge them now for......!"

"BBRAAAINNS! BBRAAAINNS!!!" They zombies began in a flurry of anxiety to get at their precious brains. Panda grinned to himself at his situation. Oh, tonight was the night...the night where he got what he had always wanted........
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5/14/2010 2:54:48 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/14/2010 2:20:10 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:


"BBRAAAINNS! BBRAAAINNS!!!" They zombies began in a flurry of anxiety to get at their precious brains. Panda grinned to himself at his situation. Oh, tonight was the night...the night where he got what he had always wanted........

Sex with a girl?

lol sorry I had to
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5/14/2010 5:28:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/14/2010 2:54:48 PM, DontBeRacist wrote:
At 5/14/2010 2:20:10 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:


"BBRAAAINNS! BBRAAAINNS!!!" They zombies began in a flurry of anxiety to get at their precious brains. Panda grinned to himself at his situation. Oh, tonight was the night...the night where he got what he had always wanted........

Sex with a NON-PLASTIC girl?

lol sorry I had to

Fix'd
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5/15/2010 6:03:01 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/14/2010 5:28:35 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 2:54:48 PM, DontBeRacist wrote:
At 5/14/2010 2:20:10 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:


"BBRAAAINNS! BBRAAAINNS!!!" They zombies began in a flurry of anxiety to get at their precious brains. Panda grinned to himself at his situation. Oh, tonight was the night...the night where he got what he had always wanted........

Sex with a NON-PLASTIC girl?

lol sorry I had to

Fix'd

Plastic girl sex > Hamburger sex
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
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5/15/2010 9:37:47 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/15/2010 6:03:01 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 5/14/2010 5:28:35 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 2:54:48 PM, DontBeRacist wrote:
At 5/14/2010 2:20:10 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:


"BBRAAAINNS! BBRAAAINNS!!!" They zombies began in a flurry of anxiety to get at their precious brains. Panda grinned to himself at his situation. Oh, tonight was the night...the night where he got what he had always wanted........

Sex with a NON-PLASTIC girl?

lol sorry I had to

Fix'd

Plastic girl sex > Hamburger sex

hamburger sex? LOL. how would that work?
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5/16/2010 7:19:14 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/14/2010 2:20:10 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
DEAD LIST:

True2gaga
Kopin
Poejoe
Phil
Freedo


At 5/14/2010 12:32:59 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 9:03:59 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 5/14/2010 6:25:19 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:

Then morning comes. I-Am-A-Panda needs to use the restroom and then decides to wander away from the campgrounds...noone sees him for the rest of the day.

Afterwards, once everyone else had woken up, the groupd decided to search for any food, weapons or any othe useful things that they could scavenge. When coming upon a KFC, PoeJoe entered the reataurant with his pistol raised, just in case. Koopin came running out of the kitchen screaming manically, then his head exploded as a .45 caliber bullet hit him point-blank. When PoeJoe had discovered what he had done, he turned the gun on himself.

Bellum picked up the gun and carried the two bodies outside, after a proper burial, the group designated a leader and other inportant guarding roles.

When night came, the first guard, Jblake, took his post...

next to Phils house. Suddenly he heard a huge explosion, as Phils house quickly turned into a fireball. JBlake stood dazed as he saw Phil trying to escape but becomes jammed in the window, before seeing Askbob point a 12 gauge shotgun to his head and finishing him. JBlake looks blankly at Askbob before he responds

"Hey, he was a zombie, or at least I think he was"

JBlake, dumbfounded, walked back home.

Meanwhile, Panda is still missing. The DDOers are frantically searching for him, however, during the hunt FREED's body was foudn riddled with bite marks. Geo quickly blamed it on the New World Order, and threatened to shoot anyone who got in his way. Just then, a figure appeared behind him, slashing at the back of his neck. People were relieved to see it was in fact Panda. That was of course until Panda leapt on True2gaga, ripping her neck out in one bite.

He then scurried into the bushes and out of sight. Just then........

BigMac slowly walks out of a McDonalds with enough food to feed the survivors for the night.

After distributing the food, he throws a burger into the bushes where he saw Panda scurry off into, as a form of appeasement. A rustling and thrashing is heard. quickly ended by a satisfied belch.

Later, after the members of DDO discussed what to do, they realized they must attempt to find any other survivors.

The Goose/Geese brothers take next watch...

However, not a mile away a dispute arises over the McDonalds. Insertnamehere refuses to eat as there are no vegetarian options. Cerebral then sets out on an expedition into the bushes to find vegetarian food for INH, vowing to die before he fails his task.

Cerebral begins to walk through the bushes, only able to find small berries, but nothing major. He then spot a shadowy figure. He panics, and draws his knife. He then hears a gunshot and winces. He opens his eyes to find the dead body of a zombie in front of him, and Askbob standing behind him with his shotgun.

"Go before I cock the next shell"

Cerebral scurried off back to the camp, with his tail between his legs.

Disruption occurred in the camp, as Lexicaholic and Ragnar argued over control of the camp.

"R, last time I checked, I was elected President of DDO"

"Oh BS, besides 3 of your supporters are dead. Anarchy ftw anyway."

"No look, we just need to co-operate for now an-"

"Everyone, shut up." A voice said.

Everyone turned to see Comoncentswavign an AR-15 in both their direction, while he was bedecked with a variety of explosives, knives, and any military weapon imaginable. "

"I've been in the military, so I'm assuming control here! And WE'RE A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!!"

No-one raised an objection and agreed that comoncents was the best candidate, as he began to direct fortifications to be built.

While leadership was being resolved in one camp, in the zombie camp, the zombies were amassing under their new overlord, I-am-a-panda. He stood on a large stand in front of his minions.

"What do we want?!"

"BBRAAAINNS!" They shouted in chorus

"Yes, and where do we get brains!!?"

"BRRAAAINNNS!" They responded again in unison

Feeling slightly defeated, Panda continued nevertheless

"We can get brains from them! The humans! The mortals! Come, we must charge them now for......!"

"BBRAAAINNS! BBRAAAINNS!!!" They zombies began in a flurry of anxiety to get at their precious brains. Panda grinned to himself at his situation. Oh, tonight was the night...the night where he got what he had always wanted........

Within the time it took Panda to organize, back in the DDO camp, an enormous fortress of epic proportions had been amassed on a cocaine/meth fueled rampage by BellumQuodPacis with some help from the rest of the members.

All of the Members of DDO stood at the top of the fortress observing the horizon. when suddenly they spotted something...
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5/17/2010 5:03:52 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/16/2010 7:19:14 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 2:20:10 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
DEAD LIST:

True2gaga
Kopin
Poejoe
Phil
Freedo


At 5/14/2010 12:32:59 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 9:03:59 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 5/14/2010 6:25:19 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:

Then morning comes. I-Am-A-Panda needs to use the restroom and then decides to wander away from the campgrounds...noone sees him for the rest of the day.

Afterwards, once everyone else had woken up, the groupd decided to search for any food, weapons or any othe useful things that they could scavenge. When coming upon a KFC, PoeJoe entered the reataurant with his pistol raised, just in case. Koopin came running out of the kitchen screaming manically, then his head exploded as a .45 caliber bullet hit him point-blank. When PoeJoe had discovered what he had done, he turned the gun on himself.

Bellum picked up the gun and carried the two bodies outside, after a proper burial, the group designated a leader and other inportant guarding roles.

When night came, the first guard, Jblake, took his post...

next to Phils house. Suddenly he heard a huge explosion, as Phils house quickly turned into a fireball. JBlake stood dazed as he saw Phil trying to escape but becomes jammed in the window, before seeing Askbob point a 12 gauge shotgun to his head and finishing him. JBlake looks blankly at Askbob before he responds

"Hey, he was a zombie, or at least I think he was"

JBlake, dumbfounded, walked back home.

Meanwhile, Panda is still missing. The DDOers are frantically searching for him, however, during the hunt FREED's body was foudn riddled with bite marks. Geo quickly blamed it on the New World Order, and threatened to shoot anyone who got in his way. Just then, a figure appeared behind him, slashing at the back of his neck. People were relieved to see it was in fact Panda. That was of course until Panda leapt on True2gaga, ripping her neck out in one bite.

He then scurried into the bushes and out of sight. Just then........

BigMac slowly walks out of a McDonalds with enough food to feed the survivors for the night.

After distributing the food, he throws a burger into the bushes where he saw Panda scurry off into, as a form of appeasement. A rustling and thrashing is heard. quickly ended by a satisfied belch.

Later, after the members of DDO discussed what to do, they realized they must attempt to find any other survivors.

The Goose/Geese brothers take next watch...

However, not a mile away a dispute arises over the McDonalds. Insertnamehere refuses to eat as there are no vegetarian options. Cerebral then sets out on an expedition into the bushes to find vegetarian food for INH, vowing to die before he fails his task.

Cerebral begins to walk through the bushes, only able to find small berries, but nothing major. He then spot a shadowy figure. He panics, and draws his knife. He then hears a gunshot and winces. He opens his eyes to find the dead body of a zombie in front of him, and Askbob standing behind him with his shotgun.

"Go before I cock the next shell"

Cerebral scurried off back to the camp, with his tail between his legs.

Disruption occurred in the camp, as Lexicaholic and Ragnar argued over control of the camp.

"R, last time I checked, I was elected President of DDO"

"Oh BS, besides 3 of your supporters are dead. Anarchy ftw anyway."

"No look, we just need to co-operate for now an-"

"Everyone, shut up." A voice said.

Everyone turned to see Comoncentswavign an AR-15 in both their direction, while he was bedecked with a variety of explosives, knives, and any military weapon imaginable. "

"I've been in the military, so I'm assuming control here! And WE'RE A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!!"

No-one raised an objection and agreed that comoncents was the best candidate, as he began to direct fortifications to be built.

While leadership was being resolved in one camp, in the zombie camp, the zombies were amassing under their new overlord, I-am-a-panda. He stood on a large stand in front of his minions.

"What do we want?!"

"BBRAAAINNS!" They shouted in chorus

"Yes, and where do we get brains!!?"

"BRRAAAINNNS!" They responded again in unison

Feeling slightly defeated, Panda continued nevertheless

"We can get brains from them! The humans! The mortals! Come, we must charge them now for......!"

"BBRAAAINNS! BBRAAAINNS!!!" They zombies began in a flurry of anxiety to get at their precious brains. Panda grinned to himself at his situation. Oh, tonight was the night...the night where he got what he had always wanted........

Within the time it took Panda to organize, back in the DDO camp, an enormous fortress of epic proportions had been amassed on a cocaine/meth fueled rampage by BellumQuodPacis with some help from the rest of the members.

All of the Members of DDO stood at the top of the fortress observing the horizon. when suddenly they spotted something...

it was Kahvan running for his life from a small group of Zombies. He then reached the fortress and a rope ladder was lowered down to him by moroni. He then scurried up the ladder to safety and explained to the other how Panda had a huge group of Zombies and was planning on attacking. He also stated that they were on the hill previously known as Dursts hill.
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5/17/2010 3:44:00 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/17/2010 5:03:52 AM, Kahvan wrote:
At 5/16/2010 7:19:14 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 2:20:10 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
DEAD LIST:

True2gaga
Kopin
Poejoe
Phil
Freedo


At 5/14/2010 12:32:59 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 9:03:59 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 5/14/2010 6:25:19 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:

Then morning comes. I-Am-A-Panda needs to use the restroom and then decides to wander away from the campgrounds...noone sees him for the rest of the day.

Afterwards, once everyone else had woken up, the groupd decided to search for any food, weapons or any othe useful things that they could scavenge. When coming upon a KFC, PoeJoe entered the reataurant with his pistol raised, just in case. Koopin came running out of the kitchen screaming manically, then his head exploded as a .45 caliber bullet hit him point-blank. When PoeJoe had discovered what he had done, he turned the gun on himself.

Bellum picked up the gun and carried the two bodies outside, after a proper burial, the group designated a leader and other inportant guarding roles.

When night came, the first guard, Jblake, took his post...

next to Phils house. Suddenly he heard a huge explosion, as Phils house quickly turned into a fireball. JBlake stood dazed as he saw Phil trying to escape but becomes jammed in the window, before seeing Askbob point a 12 gauge shotgun to his head and finishing him. JBlake looks blankly at Askbob before he responds

"Hey, he was a zombie, or at least I think he was"

JBlake, dumbfounded, walked back home.

Meanwhile, Panda is still missing. The DDOers are frantically searching for him, however, during the hunt FREED's body was foudn riddled with bite marks. Geo quickly blamed it on the New World Order, and threatened to shoot anyone who got in his way. Just then, a figure appeared behind him, slashing at the back of his neck. People were relieved to see it was in fact Panda. That was of course until Panda leapt on True2gaga, ripping her neck out in one bite.

He then scurried into the bushes and out of sight. Just then........

BigMac slowly walks out of a McDonalds with enough food to feed the survivors for the night.

After distributing the food, he throws a burger into the bushes where he saw Panda scurry off into, as a form of appeasement. A rustling and thrashing is heard. quickly ended by a satisfied belch.

Later, after the members of DDO discussed what to do, they realized they must attempt to find any other survivors.

The Goose/Geese brothers take next watch...

However, not a mile away a dispute arises over the McDonalds. Insertnamehere refuses to eat as there are no vegetarian options. Cerebral then sets out on an expedition into the bushes to find vegetarian food for INH, vowing to die before he fails his task.

Cerebral begins to walk through the bushes, only able to find small berries, but nothing major. He then spot a shadowy figure. He panics, and draws his knife. He then hears a gunshot and winces. He opens his eyes to find the dead body of a zombie in front of him, and Askbob standing behind him with his shotgun.

"Go before I cock the next shell"

Cerebral scurried off back to the camp, with his tail between his legs.

Disruption occurred in the camp, as Lexicaholic and Ragnar argued over control of the camp.

"R, last time I checked, I was elected President of DDO"

"Oh BS, besides 3 of your supporters are dead. Anarchy ftw anyway."

"No look, we just need to co-operate for now an-"

"Everyone, shut up." A voice said.

Everyone turned to see Comoncentswavign an AR-15 in both their direction, while he was bedecked with a variety of explosives, knives, and any military weapon imaginable. "

"I've been in the military, so I'm assuming control here! And WE'RE A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!!"

No-one raised an objection and agreed that comoncents was the best candidate, as he began to direct fortifications to be built.

While leadership was being resolved in one camp, in the zombie camp, the zombies were amassing under their new overlord, I-am-a-panda. He stood on a large stand in front of his minions.

"What do we want?!"

"BBRAAAINNS!" They shouted in chorus

"Yes, and where do we get brains!!?"

"BRRAAAINNNS!" They responded again in unison

Feeling slightly defeated, Panda continued nevertheless

"We can get brains from them! The humans! The mortals! Come, we must charge them now for......!"

"BBRAAAINNS! BBRAAAINNS!!!" They zombies began in a flurry of anxiety to get at their precious brains. Panda grinned to himself at his situation. Oh, tonight was the night...the night where he got what he had always wanted........

Within the time it took Panda to organize, back in the DDO camp, an enormous fortress of epic proportions had been amassed on a cocaine/meth fueled rampage by BellumQuodPacis with some help from the rest of the members.

All of the Members of DDO stood at the top of the fortress observing the horizon. when suddenly they spotted something...

it was Kahvan running for his life from a small group of Zombies. He then reached the fortress and a rope ladder was lowered down to him by moroni. He then scurried up the ladder to safety and explained to the other how Panda had a huge group of Zombies and was planning on attacking. He also stated that they were on the hill previously known as Dursts hill.

Comoncents quickly took out the zombies that had been chasing Kahvan. Afterwards, the living members of DDO began to frantically prepare for what was sure to be their finest, and possibly last, hour. Sitting in a corner was DATC, muttering and hining to himself about the "end of days" and "the second coming". no one cared to get rid of him for 2 reasons:
1) he could be bait used in an escape
2) he seemed to be in more mental pain alive.

As comoncents and the others handed out weapons and ammunition, Ragnar walked out with the mother of all bombs, armed it, and put in the back of the fortress telling everyone that if worst came to worst and the zombies over ran the fort, he would detonate it with a remote trigger as the members retreated.

Suddenly there was a knocking at the gate. The members looked over the wallsand standing there was a "person" who had blood stain clothes and was attempting to persuade the DDO members to let him back in.

"C'MON GUYS! you know me! I'm Philoso--- I MEAN -- uhm, *muttering*( what was my new name again?) OH YEA. I'M GHOSTWRI---" Suddenly his head exploded. Surprised (and slightly amused) the members looked up and saw theLwerd with a large M39 EMR. The members just chuckled and went back to preparing.
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5/17/2010 4:54:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/17/2010 3:44:00 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/17/2010 5:03:52 AM, Kahvan wrote:
At 5/16/2010 7:19:14 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 2:20:10 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
DEAD LIST:

True2gaga
Kopin
Poejoe
Phil
Freedo


At 5/14/2010 12:32:59 PM, BigMac wrote:
At 5/14/2010 9:03:59 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 5/14/2010 6:25:19 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:

Then morning comes. I-Am-A-Panda needs to use the restroom and then decides to wander away from the campgrounds...noone sees him for the rest of the day.

Afterwards, once everyone else had woken up, the groupd decided to search for any food, weapons or any othe useful things that they could scavenge. When coming upon a KFC, PoeJoe entered the reataurant with his pistol raised, just in case. Koopin came running out of the kitchen screaming manically, then his head exploded as a .45 caliber bullet hit him point-blank. When PoeJoe had discovered what he had done, he turned the gun on himself.

Bellum picked up the gun and carried the two bodies outside, after a proper burial, the group designated a leader and other inportant guarding roles.

When night came, the first guard, Jblake, took his post...

next to Phils house. Suddenly he heard a huge explosion, as Phils house quickly turned into a fireball. JBlake stood dazed as he saw Phil trying to escape but becomes jammed in the window, before seeing Askbob point a 12 gauge shotgun to his head and finishing him. JBlake looks blankly at Askbob before he responds

"Hey, he was a zombie, or at least I think he was"

JBlake, dumbfounded, walked back home.

Meanwhile, Panda is still missing. The DDOers are frantically searching for him, however, during the hunt FREED's body was foudn riddled with bite marks. Geo quickly blamed it on the New World Order, and threatened to shoot anyone who got in his way. Just then, a figure appeared behind him, slashing at the back of his neck. People were relieved to see it was in fact Panda. That was of course until Panda leapt on True2gaga, ripping her neck out in one bite.

He then scurried into the bushes and out of sight. Just then........

BigMac slowly walks out of a McDonalds with enough food to feed the survivors for the night.

After distributing the food, he throws a burger into the bushes where he saw Panda scurry off into, as a form of appeasement. A rustling and thrashing is heard. quickly ended by a satisfied belch.

Later, after the members of DDO discussed what to do, they realized they must attempt to find any other survivors.

The Goose/Geese brothers take next watch...

However, not a mile away a dispute arises over the McDonalds. Insertnamehere refuses to eat as there are no vegetarian options. Cerebral then sets out on an expedition into the bushes to find vegetarian food for INH, vowing to die before he fails his task.

Cerebral begins to walk through the bushes, only able to find small berries, but nothing major. He then spot a shadowy figure. He panics, and draws his knife. He then hears a gunshot and winces. He opens his eyes to find the dead body of a zombie in front of him, and Askbob standing behind him with his shotgun.

"Go before I cock the next shell"

Cerebral scurried off back to the camp, with his tail between his legs.

Disruption occurred in the camp, as Lexicaholic and Ragnar argued over control of the camp.

"R, last time I checked, I was elected President of DDO"

"Oh BS, besides 3 of your supporters are dead. Anarchy ftw anyway."

"No look, we just need to co-operate for now an-"

"Everyone, shut up." A voice said.

Everyone turned to see Comoncentswavign an AR-15 in both their direction, while he was bedecked with a variety of explosives, knives, and any military weapon imaginable. "

"I've been in the military, so I'm assuming control here! And WE'RE A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!!"

No-one raised an objection and agreed that comoncents was the best candidate, as he began to direct fortifications to be built.

While leadership was being resolved in one camp, in the zombie camp, the zombies were amassing under their new overlord, I-am-a-panda. He stood on a large stand in front of his minions.

"What do we want?!"

"BBRAAAINNS!" They shouted in chorus

"Yes, and where do we get brains!!?"

"BRRAAAINNNS!" They responded again in unison

Feeling slightly defeated, Panda continued nevertheless

"We can get brains from them! The humans! The mortals! Come, we must charge them now for......!"

"BBRAAAINNS! BBRAAAINNS!!!" They zombies began in a flurry of anxiety to get at their precious brains. Panda grinned to himself at his situation. Oh, tonight was the night...the night where he got what he had always wanted........

Within the time it took Panda to organize, back in the DDO camp, an enormous fortress of epic proportions had been amassed on a cocaine/meth fueled rampage by BellumQuodPacis with some help from the rest of the members.

All of the Members of DDO stood at the top of the fortress observing the horizon. when suddenly they spotted something...

it was Kahvan running for his life from a small group of Zombies. He then reached the fortress and a rope ladder was lowered down to him by moroni. He then scurried up the ladder to safety and explained to the other how Panda had a huge group of Zombies and was planning on attacking. He also stated that they were on the hill previously known as Dursts hill.

Comoncents quickly took out the zombies that had been chasing Kahvan. Afterwards, the living members of DDO began to frantically prepare for what was sure to be their finest, and possibly last, hour. Sitting in a corner was DATC, muttering and hining to himself about the "end of days" and "the second coming". no one cared to get rid of him for 2 reasons:
1) he could be bait used in an escape
2) he seemed to be in more mental pain alive.

As comoncents and the others handed out weapons and ammunition, Ragnar walked out with the mother of all bombs, armed it, and put in the back of the fortress telling everyone that if worst came to worst and the zombies over ran the fort, he would detonate it with a remote trigger as the members retreated.

Suddenly there was a knocking at the gate. The members looked over the wallsand standing there was a "person" who had blood stain clothes and was attempting to persuade the DDO members to let him back in.

"C'MON GUYS! you know me! I'm Philoso--- I MEAN -- uhm, *muttering*( what was my new name again?) OH YEA. I'M GHOSTWRI---" Suddenly his head exploded. Surprised (and slightly amused) the members looked up and saw theLwerd with a large M39 EMR. The members just chuckled and went back to preparing.

Bellum took the lad with Big_Mac in weapons ammunition. Lwerd and Kleptin took charge of the group.

After distribution, the DDOers stood for their last stand. The zombies were approaching the citadel gates and the members lined up to face their aggressors. Ragnar set up a strategic look out point above the citadel to watch to set off the bomb. A first squad of inactives were sent to meet the zombies head on...
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5/27/2010 2:24:46 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
DEAD LIST:

True2gaga
Kopin
Poejoe
Phil
Freedo
Philosophical/Ghostwriter
Panda (zombie)


All of the Members of DDO stood at the top of the fortress observing the horizon. when suddenly they spotted something...

it was Kahvan running for his life from a small group of Zombies. He then reached the fortress and a rope ladder was lowered down to him by moroni. He then scurried up the ladder to safety and explained to the other how Panda had a huge group of Zombies and was planning on attacking. He also stated that they were on the hill previously known as Dursts hill.

Comoncents quickly took out the zombies that had been chasing Kahvan. Afterwards, the living members of DDO began to frantically prepare for what was sure to be their finest, and possibly last, hour. Sitting in a corner was DATC, muttering and hining to himself about the "end of days" and "the second coming". no one cared to get rid of him for 2 reasons:
1) he could be bait used in an escape
2) he seemed to be in more mental pain alive.

As comoncents and the others handed out weapons and ammunition, Ragnar walked out with the mother of all bombs, armed it, and put in the back of the fortress telling everyone that if worst came to worst and the zombies over ran the fort, he would detonate it with a remote trigger as the members retreated.

Suddenly there was a knocking at the gate. The members looked over the wallsand standing there was a "person" who had blood stain clothes and was attempting to persuade the DDO members to let him back in.

"C'MON GUYS! you know me! I'm Philoso--- I MEAN -- uhm, *muttering*( what was my new name again?) OH YEA. I'M GHOSTWRI---" Suddenly his head exploded. Surprised (and slightly amused) the members looked up and saw theLwerd with a large M39 EMR. The members just chuckled and went back to preparing.

Bellum took the lad with Big_Mac in weapons ammunition. Lwerd and Kleptin took charge of the group.

After distribution, the DDOers stood for their last stand. The zombies were approaching the citadel gates and the members lined up to face their aggressors. Ragnar set up a strategic look out point above the citadel to watch to set off the bomb. A first squad of inactives were sent to meet the zombies head on...

Armed with only a few combat knives and packed with suicidal explosives, the n00bs walked through the gate. Panda, riding an enormous Zombie-Panda, led his army of the undead through the plain. forced against their will, the inactive noobs were forced to also run as collateral damage to the front lines of the zombie hoard.

The prominent members watched as the slaughter took place only a km or so from the fortress. every few seconds a human would fall, and there would be an enormous explosion from the C4 that insert had attached to all the pawns. Panda, however, was not taken out by such simple booby traps.

He led his squad through the entire battlefield, shredding the n00bs to pieces. quickly, the zombie hoard had finished off the poor n00bs, and DATC was seen in the corner checking their "Beliefs" to see which ones he should pray for, chuckling sadistically whenever he saw that an atheist had died.

meanwhile, The prominent members of DDO began their own attack on the zombie hoard. the already disorganized ranks had been blown into even more confusion by the random explosions of the battle. but once the hail of gunfire began to rain down from the fortress in the distance, they knew where they needed to go...
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5/27/2010 2:57:25 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
DEAD LIST:
True2gaga
Kopin
Poejoe
Phil
Freedo
Philosophical/Ghostwriter
Panda (zombie)
n00bz


All of the Members of DDO stood at the top of the fortress observing the horizon. when suddenly they spotted something...

it was Kahvan running for his life from a small group of Zombies. He then reached the fortress and a rope ladder was lowered down to him by moroni. He then scurried up the ladder to safety and explained to the other how Panda had a huge group of Zombies and was planning on attacking. He also stated that they were on the hill previously known as Dursts hill.

Comoncents quickly took out the zombies that had been chasing Kahvan. Afterwards, the living members of DDO began to frantically prepare for what was sure to be their finest, and possibly last, hour. Sitting in a corner was DATC, muttering and hining to himself about the "end of days" and "the second coming". no one cared to get rid of him for 2 reasons:
1) he could be bait used in an escape
2) he seemed to be in more mental pain alive.

As comoncents and the others handed out weapons and ammunition, Ragnar walked out with the mother of all bombs, armed it, and put in the back of the fortress telling everyone that if worst came to worst and the zombies over ran the fort, he would detonate it with a remote trigger as the members retreated.

Suddenly there was a knocking at the gate. The members looked over the wallsand standing there was a "person" who had blood stain clothes and was attempting to persuade the DDO members to let him back in.

"C'MON GUYS! you know me! I'm Philoso--- I MEAN -- uhm, *muttering*( what was my new name again?) OH YEA. I'M GHOSTWRI---" Suddenly his head exploded. Surprised (and slightly amused) the members looked up and saw theLwerd with a large M39 EMR. The members just chuckled and went back to preparing.

Bellum took the lad with Big_Mac in weapons ammunition. Lwerd and Kleptin took charge of the group.

After distribution, the DDOers stood for their last stand. The zombies were approaching the citadel gates and the members lined up to face their aggressors. Ragnar set up a strategic look out point above the citadel to watch to set off the bomb. A first squad of inactives were sent to meet the zombies head on...

Armed with only a few combat knives and packed with suicidal explosives, the n00bs walked through the gate. Panda, riding an enormous Zombie-Panda, led his army of the undead through the plain. forced against their will, the inactive noobs were forced to also run as collateral damage to the front lines of the zombie hoard.

The prominent members watched as the slaughter took place only a km or so from the fortress. every few seconds a human would fall, and there would be an enormous explosion from the C4 that insert had attached to all the pawns. Panda, however, was not taken out by such simple booby traps.

He led his squad through the entire battlefield, shredding the n00bs to pieces. quickly, the zombie hoard had finished off the poor n00bs, and DATC was seen in the corner checking their "Beliefs" to see which ones he should pray for, chuckling sadistically whenever he saw that an atheist had died.

meanwhile, The prominent members of DDO began their own attack on the zombie hoard. the already disorganized ranks had been blown into even more confusion by the random explosions of the battle. but once the hail of gunfire began to rain down from the fortress in the distance, they knew where they needed to go...

As the zombie hoard proceeded towards the DDO encampment the long standing members of DDO were forced to make drastic decisions. They knew I-am-a-panda would find a way into the fortress and this could not be allowed. As commoncents strategized of a way to stop the inevitable Hurstman, being obsessed with the King of the Hill thread attempted to re-claim DURST hill. In doing so he distracted many of the members who were using their short supply of ammuntion to take out w/e zombies they could. When Kahvan saw was hurstman was doing he proceeded to kick him over the edge of the wall of the fortess. Hurstman plummeted down into a massive mosh of zombies.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" commoncents screamed at kahvan.

"He was an ignorant fool and was doing nothing to help us", kahvan replied.

"YOU FOOL", commoncents screamed,"Those zombies may eat his brain, but he will also become a zombie in the process just as the others have"

"What are you talking about common", said kahvan

"look", common said as he pointed below.

The members off DDO looked over the edge of the wall to see I-am-a-Panda, True2Gaga, and Hurstman standing next to them looking up towards the DDO members... laughing hysterically...
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6/1/2010 7:11:00 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/27/2010 2:57:25 PM, xxdarkxx wrote:
DEAD LIST:
True2gaga
Kopin
Poejoe
Phil
Freedo
Philosophical/Ghostwriter
Panda (zombie)
n00bz
Hurstman


All of the Members of DDO stood at the top of the fortress observing the horizon. when suddenly they spotted something...

it was Kahvan running for his life from a small group of Zombies. He then reached the fortress and a rope ladder was lowered down to him by moroni. He then scurried up the ladder to safety and explained to the other how Panda had a huge group of Zombies and was planning on attacking. He also stated that they were on the hill previously known as Dursts hill.

Comoncents quickly took out the zombies that had been chasing Kahvan. Afterwards, the living members of DDO began to frantically prepare for what was sure to be their finest, and possibly last, hour. Sitting in a corner was DATC, muttering and hining to himself about the "end of days" and "the second coming". no one cared to get rid of him for 2 reasons:
1) he could be bait used in an escape
2) he seemed to be in more mental pain alive.

As comoncents and the others handed out weapons and ammunition, Ragnar walked out with the mother of all bombs, armed it, and put in the back of the fortress telling everyone that if worst came to worst and the zombies over ran the fort, he would detonate it with a remote trigger as the members retreated.

Suddenly there was a knocking at the gate. The members looked over the wallsand standing there was a "person" who had blood stain clothes and was attempting to persuade the DDO members to let him back in.

"C'MON GUYS! you know me! I'm Philoso--- I MEAN -- uhm, *muttering*( what was my new name again?) OH YEA. I'M GHOSTWRI---" Suddenly his head exploded. Surprised (and slightly amused) the members looked up and saw theLwerd with a large M39 EMR. The members just chuckled and went back to preparing.

Bellum took the lad with Big_Mac in weapons ammunition. Lwerd and Kleptin took charge of the group.

After distribution, the DDOers stood for their last stand. The zombies were approaching the citadel gates and the members lined up to face their aggressors. Ragnar set up a strategic look out point above the citadel to watch to set off the bomb. A first squad of inactives were sent to meet the zombies head on...

Armed with only a few combat knives and packed with suicidal explosives, the n00bs walked through the gate. Panda, riding an enormous Zombie-Panda, led his army of the undead through the plain. forced against their will, the inactive noobs were forced to also run as collateral damage to the front lines of the zombie hoard.

The prominent members watched as the slaughter took place only a km or so from the fortress. every few seconds a human would fall, and there would be an enormous explosion from the C4 that insert had attached to all the pawns. Panda, however, was not taken out by such simple booby traps.

He led his squad through the entire battlefield, shredding the n00bs to pieces. quickly, the zombie hoard had finished off the poor n00bs, and DATC was seen in the corner checking their "Beliefs" to see which ones he should pray for, chuckling sadistically whenever he saw that an atheist had died.

meanwhile, The prominent members of DDO began their own attack on the zombie hoard. the already disorganized ranks had been blown into even more confusion by the random explosions of the battle. but once the hail of gunfire began to rain down from the fortress in the distance, they knew where they needed to go...

As the zombie hoard proceeded towards the DDO encampment the long standing members of DDO were forced to make drastic decisions. They knew I-am-a-panda would find a way into the fortress and this could not be allowed. As commoncents strategized of a way to stop the inevitable Hurstman, being obsessed with the King of the Hill thread attempted to re-claim DURST hill. In doing so he distracted many of the members who were using their short supply of ammuntion to take out w/e zombies they could. When Kahvan saw was hurstman was doing he proceeded to kick him over the edge of the wall of the fortess. Hurstman plummeted down into a massive mosh of zombies.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" commoncents screamed at kahvan.

"He was an ignorant fool and was doing nothing to help us", kahvan replied.

"YOU FOOL", commoncents screamed,"Those zombies may eat his brain, but he will also become a zombie in the process just as the others have"

"What are you talking about common", said kahvan

"look", common said as he pointed below.

The members off DDO looked over the edge of the wall to see I-am-a-Panda, True2Gaga, and Hurstman standing next to them looking up towards the DDO members... laughing hysterically...

The Zombies now had sufficient manpower to break through. The current alive members took their aim at the broken gates. The first shot fired by Datcmoto ended up in the head of Justcallmetarzan. Kleptin shot DATC in return.

After many skirmishes and during a reloading period, more gunfire was heard. Dumbfounded the members looked up and realized the zombies had obtained weaponry! Firing back and forth, many DDO members fell. xxDarkxx and Insert were loading a mortar when a zombie had shot a through and through on both of their heads. A grenade stockpile exploded with 10 members standing nearby. The only remaining members left were Kleptin (on the lookout point), theLwerd (retreating back), Big_Mac and BQP (Weapons stockpile a few miles away), KRFournier (retreating with L), Ragnar (Overhead Lookout) and Nags (Sniper lookout point).

Once, L, KRF, Kleptin and Nags met up, they headed to the Weapons depot over the hill.

"What about Ragnar?" Exclaimed L.

As the small group looked back, they met the eyes of Ragnar a few hundred feet away. All he did was nod as the ensuing zombies marched forward, Ragnar pulled out his phone, typed something, put it away, turned around, and a large blast could be seen illuminating the night sky.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Leaped L.

Nags holding her back forced her to run with the others to the weapons depot where BQP and BigMac were waiting for news...
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6/4/2010 4:30:43 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/1/2010 7:11:00 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
Once, L, KRF, Kleptin and Nags met up, they headed to the Weapons depot over the hill.

"What about Ragnar?" Exclaimed L.

As the small group looked back, they met the eyes of Ragnar a few hundred feet away. All he did was nod as the ensuing zombies marched forward, Ragnar pulled out his phone, typed something, put it away, turned around, and a large blast could be seen illuminating the night sky.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Leaped L.

Nags holding her back forced her to run with the others to the weapons depot where BQP and BigMac were waiting for news...

Alive List:
- Big_Mac
- Lwerd
- Kleptin
- BellumQuodPacis
- KRFournier
- Nags

The small troop arrived at the weapons depot to a very eager Big_Mac and BQP. When they saw the small numbers, their faces of happiness quickly dwindled to nothing. There were 6 left, the fate of DDO was in their hands now. With the owner, Phil, dead, ownership of DDO went to TheLwerd. The small group headed to a small hut in the forest with an accessible escape tunnell. God forbid....

About four weeks later, Nags was out gathering firewood for the small hut when he heard something crunch out in the woods.

He lifted his axe and said "Who's out there?"

He climbed a tree and saw an ensuing platoon of zombies. He jumped down 20 ft to the ground and made a break for the hut with bullets flying all around him. He screamed for them to open the door and ran inside, the door slsamming behind them. They knew the zombies would be there before they could escape, one of them had to holdthem off. Before anyone could say a word, KRFournier grabbed a sawn-off from the closet and ran out side barraging the zombies with lead bullets, giving the troop a small time to escape, if he ever made it out they'll never know.

Once through the other side of the escape tunnel they realized where they were, the back lawn of the HQ of Panda. This was it they realized...
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6/4/2010 2:30:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/4/2010 4:30:43 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
At 6/1/2010 7:11:00 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
Once, L, KRF, Kleptin and Nags met up, they headed to the Weapons depot over the hill.

"What about Ragnar?" Exclaimed L.

As the small group looked back, they met the eyes of Ragnar a few hundred feet away. All he did was nod as the ensuing zombies marched forward, Ragnar pulled out his phone, typed something, put it away, turned around, and a large blast could be seen illuminating the night sky.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Leaped L.

Nags holding her back forced her to run with the others to the weapons depot where BQP and BigMac were waiting for news...

Alive List:
- Big_Mac
- Lwerd
- Kleptin
- BellumQuodPacis
- Nags

The small troop arrived at the weapons depot to a very eager Big_Mac and BQP. When they saw the small numbers, their faces of happiness quickly dwindled to nothing. There were 6 left, the fate of DDO was in their hands now. With the owner, Phil, dead, ownership of DDO went to TheLwerd. The small group headed to a small hut in the forest with an accessible escape tunnell. God forbid....

About four weeks later, Nags was out gathering firewood for the small hut when he heard something crunch out in the woods.

He lifted his axe and said "Who's out there?"

He climbed a tree and saw an ensuing platoon of zombies. He jumped down 20 ft to the ground and made a break for the hut with bullets flying all around him. He screamed for them to open the door and ran inside, the door slsamming behind them. They knew the zombies would be there before they could escape, one of them had to holdthem off. Before anyone could say a word, KRFournier grabbed a sawn-off from the closet and ran out side barraging the zombies with lead bullets, giving the troop a small time to escape, if he ever made it out they'll never know.

Once through the other side of the escape tunnel they realized where they were, the back lawn of the HQ of Panda. This was it they realized...

The ducked down behind a large rock and checked their weapons. Nags and Kleptin agreed to stay in their position, giving covering fire to the advancing members. BigMac and BQP agreed to head forward and draw out the HQs' defences. Lwerd said she would sneak off and try and get in another way.

BQP and Big Mac walked cautiously towards the humongous fort of Pandas, which was previously Webcorps. However, they did not go far until they came under fire from a horde of zombies. The zombies though numerous, lacked the skills of the DDO members, and were quickly dispatched. However, sirens began to go off in all directions. Gates on the fort began to open with a creek. Kleptin, Nags, BQP and Big mac stood and watched in awe. Zombies, in their hundreds, began to descend on them, all armed. BQP went to shoot. Click, but no bang. Sh*t, he thought. he whipped out two desert eagles, jumped over his cover, and began walking akimbo towards the horde. Big Mac shouted in horror and began following him, going guns blazing as well. Nags and Kleptin were rooted in horror as they realised they ad just lost two of their squad.

However, all hope was not lost. Suddenly, the crowd fo zombies began to light up[ and soon it was just a field of rotting, burned zombie carcasses. Much to their surprise BQP and Big Mac were still alive Well, barely by the looks of it). Towards the fort, n the roof, they saw Lwerd holding a gigantic grenade launcher, and let out a sigh of relief as she rappelled down and opened the fort.

They were inside, and found no opposition. They soon entered a large room, which had bare, metallic walls.And in it stood Panda, holding two revolvers. BQP dashed towards him, now down to a single bulet. As he began to aim with his right hand, the gigantic zombie bear ripped his entire arm off. A huge fountain of blood shot from shoulder. The gigantic zombie panda then beat the rest of him to a pulp with a bamboo cane. Big Mac shouted in horror and ran towards him, pulling the pin off a grenade in doing so. In a flash both he and the gigantic Panda were gone.

Now Kleptin, Nags, Lwerd and Panda stood in the room. The three fout until the formed a rough triangle around Panda. All three attempted to fire on him at once. However he rolled and dodged all bullets, jumping up and turning to face Kleptin, letting off 3 bullets,1 hitting him in the chest, another in the stomach and one grazing his top hat. He rolled and turned again spraying the rest of the clip in the direction fo nags and Lwerd, getting Nags in the shoulder and Lwerd in the thigh. He then reloaded within a second and the stand off ensued again.

Again, the trio let off a volley, this time successfully getting Panda to let out a howl of pain, as three bullets ripped through his undead frame.He then turned, popping 4 bullets into nags, first hitting him in the groin, and then slowly proceeding upwards, striking him in the gut, then the chest and finally blank point in the head. Nagsstood there, almost dead, and simply sad "Screw......Obama" before collapsing. Panda blew his guns heated barrel and turned to face a Kleptin who was struggling to reload, and accurately shot his head, sending his rifle flying out of his hand and sliding across the metallic floor. Kleptin pulled out a switchblade from his dinner jacket and threw it at Panda, hitting him in the chest. Panda, in a fit of anger, pulled it out of his chest, which caused the spillage of blood and gunk, and aimed it accurately at Kleptins throat ending his reign as DDO's resident gentleman.

Lwerd stared down Panda as he rasied his gun, smirked and dropped it. He then said "I am the last man on earth - officially. Now you HAVE to have sex with me so humanity can survive".

"But you're a zombie! that's a 50% chance our offspring will be a zombie" she cried in response.

"HEY! Better 50% than 0%, eh?" he responded calmly.

She looked at him angrily and after a long pause responded with "....Fine. ut I'm not looking at you during"

"Fine by me" Panda said gleefully, skipping like a schoolgirl out of the room "BRB, getting the lube" he said, shouting from the other room.

The End - Fin.
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6/5/2010 1:28:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/4/2010 2:30:05 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 6/4/2010 4:30:43 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
At 6/1/2010 7:11:00 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
Once, L, KRF, Kleptin and Nags met up, they headed to the Weapons depot over the hill.

"What about Ragnar?" Exclaimed L.

As the small group looked back, they met the eyes of Ragnar a few hundred feet away. All he did was nod as the ensuing zombies marched forward, Ragnar pulled out his phone, typed something, put it away, turned around, and a large blast could be seen illuminating the night sky.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Leaped L.

Nags holding her back forced her to run with the others to the weapons depot where BQP and BigMac were waiting for news...

Alive List:
- Big_Mac
- Lwerd
- Kleptin
- BellumQuodPacis
- Nags

The small troop arrived at the weapons depot to a very eager Big_Mac and BQP. When they saw the small numbers, their faces of happiness quickly dwindled to nothing. There were 6 left, the fate of DDO was in their hands now. With the owner, Phil, dead, ownership of DDO went to TheLwerd. The small group headed to a small hut in the forest with an accessible escape tunnell. God forbid....

About four weeks later, Nags was out gathering firewood for the small hut when he heard something crunch out in the woods.

He lifted his axe and said "Who's out there?"

He climbed a tree and saw an ensuing platoon of zombies. He jumped down 20 ft to the ground and made a break for the hut with bullets flying all around him. He screamed for them to open the door and ran inside, the door slsamming behind them. They knew the zombies would be there before they could escape, one of them had to holdthem off. Before anyone could say a word, KRFournier grabbed a sawn-off from the closet and ran out side barraging the zombies with lead bullets, giving the troop a small time to escape, if he ever made it out they'll never know.

Once through the other side of the escape tunnel they realized where they were, the back lawn of the HQ of Panda. This was it they realized...

The ducked down behind a large rock and checked their weapons. Nags and Kleptin agreed to stay in their position, giving covering fire to the advancing members. BigMac and BQP agreed to head forward and draw out the HQs' defences. Lwerd said she would sneak off and try and get in another way.

BQP and Big Mac walked cautiously towards the humongous fort of Pandas, which was previously Webcorps. However, they did not go far until they came under fire from a horde of zombies. The zombies though numerous, lacked the skills of the DDO members, and were quickly dispatched. However, sirens began to go off in all directions. Gates on the fort began to open with a creek. Kleptin, Nags, BQP and Big mac stood and watched in awe. Zombies, in their hundreds, began to descend on them, all armed. BQP went to shoot. Click, but no bang. Sh*t, he thought. he whipped out two desert eagles, jumped over his cover, and began walking akimbo towards the horde. Big Mac shouted in horror and began following him, going guns blazing as well. Nags and Kleptin were rooted in horror as they realised they ad just lost two of their squad.

However, all hope was not lost. Suddenly, the crowd fo zombies began to light up[ and soon it was just a field of rotting, burned zombie carcasses. Much to their surprise BQP and Big Mac were still alive Well, barely by the looks of it). Towards the fort, n the roof, they saw Lwerd holding a gigantic grenade launcher, and let out a sigh of relief as she rappelled down and opened the fort.

They were inside, and found no opposition. They soon entered a large room, which had bare, metallic walls.And in it stood Panda, holding two revolvers. BQP dashed towards him, now down to a single bulet. As he began to aim with his right hand, the gigantic zombie bear ripped his entire arm off. A huge fountain of blood shot from shoulder. The gigantic zombie panda then beat the rest of him to a pulp with a bamboo cane. Big Mac shouted in horror and ran towards him, pulling the pin off a grenade in doing so. In a flash both he and the gigantic Panda were gone.

Now Kleptin, Nags, Lwerd and Panda stood in the room. The three fout until the formed a rough triangle around Panda. All three attempted to fire on him at once. However he rolled and dodged all bullets, jumping up and turning to face Kleptin, letting off 3 bullets,1 hitting him in the chest, another in the stomach and one grazing his top hat. He rolled and turned again spraying the rest of the clip in the direction fo nags and Lwerd, getting Nags in the shoulder and Lwerd in the thigh. He then reloaded within a second and the stand off ensued again.

Again, the trio let off a volley, this time successfully getting Panda to let out a howl of pain, as three bullets ripped through his undead frame.He then turned, popping 4 bullets into nags, first hitting him in the groin, and then slowly proceeding upwards, striking him in the gut, then the chest and finally blank point in the head. Nagsstood there, almost dead, and simply sad "Screw......Obama" before collapsing. Panda blew his guns heated barrel and turned to face a Kleptin who was struggling to reload, and accurately shot his head, sending his rifle flying out of his hand and sliding across the metallic floor. Kleptin pulled out a switchblade from his dinner jacket and threw it at Panda, hitting him in the chest. Panda, in a fit of anger, pulled it out of his chest, which caused the spillage of blood and gunk, and aimed it accurately at Kleptins throat ending his reign as DDO's resident gentleman.

Lwerd stared down Panda as he rasied his gun, smirked and dropped it. He then said "I am the last man on earth - officially. Now you HAVE to have sex with me so humanity can survive".

"But you're a zombie! that's a 50% chance our offspring will be a zombie" she cried in response.

"HEY! Better 50% than 0%, eh?" he responded calmly.

She looked at him angrily and after a long pause responded with "....Fine. ut I'm not looking at you during"

"Fine by me" Panda said gleefully, skipping like a schoolgirl out of the room "BRB, getting the lube" he said, shouting from the other room.

The End - Fin.

Next.
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6/5/2010 1:30:00 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/5/2010 1:28:34 PM, Atheism wrote:
At 6/4/2010 2:30:05 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 6/4/2010 4:30:43 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
At 6/1/2010 7:11:00 AM, BellumQuodPacis wrote:
Once, L, KRF, Kleptin and Nags met up, they headed to the Weapons depot over the hill.

"What about Ragnar?" Exclaimed L.

As the small group looked back, they met the eyes of Ragnar a few hundred feet away. All he did was nod as the ensuing zombies marched forward, Ragnar pulled out his phone, typed something, put it away, turned around, and a large blast could be seen illuminating the night sky.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Leaped L.

Nags holding her back forced her to run with the others to the weapons depot where BQP and BigMac were waiting for news...

Alive List:
- Big_Mac
- Lwerd
- Kleptin
- BellumQuodPacis
- Nags

The small troop arrived at the weapons depot to a very eager Big_Mac and BQP. When they saw the small numbers, their faces of happiness quickly dwindled to nothing. There were 6 left, the fate of DDO was in their hands now. With the owner, Phil, dead, ownership of DDO went to TheLwerd. The small group headed to a small hut in the forest with an accessible escape tunnell. God forbid....

About four weeks later, Nags was out gathering firewood for the small hut when he heard something crunch out in the woods.

He lifted his axe and said "Who's out there?"

He climbed a tree and saw an ensuing platoon of zombies. He jumped down 20 ft to the ground and made a break for the hut with bullets flying all around him. He screamed for them to open the door and ran inside, the door slsamming behind them. They knew the zombies would be there before they could escape, one of them had to holdthem off. Before anyone could say a word, KRFournier grabbed a sawn-off from the closet and ran out side barraging the zombies with lead bullets, giving the troop a small time to escape, if he ever made it out they'll never know.

Once through the other side of the escape tunnel they realized where they were, the back lawn of the HQ of Panda. This was it they realized...

The ducked down behind a large rock and checked their weapons. Nags and Kleptin agreed to stay in their position, giving covering fire to the advancing members. BigMac and BQP agreed to head forward and draw out the HQs' defences. Lwerd said she would sneak off and try and get in another way.

BQP and Big Mac walked cautiously towards the humongous fort of Pandas, which was previously Webcorps. However, they did not go far until they came under fire from a horde of zombies. The zombies though numerous, lacked the skills of the DDO members, and were quickly dispatched. However, sirens began to go off in all directions. Gates on the fort began to open with a creek. Kleptin, Nags, BQP and Big mac stood and watched in awe. Zombies, in their hundreds, began to descend on them, all armed. BQP went to shoot. Click, but no bang. Sh*t, he thought. he whipped out two desert eagles, jumped over his cover, and began walking akimbo towards the horde. Big Mac shouted in horror and began following him, going guns blazing as well. Nags and Kleptin were rooted in horror as they realised they ad just lost two of their squad.

However, all hope was not lost. Suddenly, the crowd fo zombies began to light up[ and soon it was just a field of rotting, burned zombie carcasses. Much to their surprise BQP and Big Mac were still alive Well, barely by the looks of it). Towards the fort, n the roof, they saw Lwerd holding a gigantic grenade launcher, and let out a sigh of relief as she rappelled down and opened the fort.

They were inside, and found no opposition. They soon entered a large room, which had bare, metallic walls.And in it stood Panda, holding two revolvers. BQP dashed towards him, now down to a single bulet. As he began to aim with his right hand, the gigantic zombie bear ripped his entire arm off. A huge fountain of blood shot from shoulder. The gigantic zombie panda then beat the rest of him to a pulp with a bamboo cane. Big Mac shouted in horror and ran towards him, pulling the pin off a grenade in doing so. In a flash both he and the gigantic Panda were gone.

Now Kleptin, Nags, Lwerd and Panda stood in the room. The three fout until the formed a rough triangle around Panda. All three attempted to fire on him at once. However he rolled and dodged all bullets, jumping up and turning to face Kleptin, letting off 3 bullets,1 hitting him in the chest, another in the stomach and one grazing his top hat. He rolled and turned again spraying the rest of the clip in the direction fo nags and Lwerd, getting Nags in the shoulder and Lwerd in the thigh. He then reloaded within a second and the stand off ensued again.

Again, the trio let off a volley, this time successfully getting Panda to let out a howl of pain, as three bullets ripped through his undead frame.He then turned, popping 4 bullets into nags, first hitting him in the groin, and then slowly proceeding upwards, striking him in the gut, then the chest and finally blank point in the head. Nagsstood there, almost dead, and simply sad "Screw......Obama" before collapsing. Panda blew his guns heated barrel and turned to face a Kleptin who was struggling to reload, and accurately shot his head, sending his rifle flying out of his hand and sliding across the metallic floor. Kleptin pulled out a switchblade from his dinner jacket and threw it at Panda, hitting him in the chest. Panda, in a fit of anger, pulled it out of his chest, which caused the spillage of blood and gunk, and aimed it accurately at Kleptins throat ending his reign as DDO's resident gentleman.

Lwerd stared down Panda as he rasied his gun, smirked and dropped it. He then said "I am the last man on earth - officially. Now you HAVE to have sex with me so humanity can survive".

"But you're a zombie! that's a 50% chance our offspring will be a zombie" she cried in response.

"HEY! Better 50% than 0%, eh?" he responded calmly.

She looked at him angrily and after a long pause responded with "....Fine. ut I'm not looking at you during"

"Fine by me" Panda said gleefully, skipping like a schoolgirl out of the room "BRB, getting the lube" he said, shouting from the other room.

The End - Fin.

Wrong, everything ends with an explosion.
'Viewing from the most impenetrable fortress ever, Atheism took his nukes out. He fired one at the general direction of where TheLwerd and Panda were. The nuclear bomb eradicated everyone and everything on the planet, aside from him. He spent the rest of his days facepalming since he realized he didn't have an inflatable woman.
THE END FOR REALZ!
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6/5/2010 1:31:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/5/2010 1:30:00 PM, Atheism wrote:
At 6/5/2010 1:28:34 PM, Atheism wrote:

Wrong, everything ends with an explosion.
'Viewing from the most impenetrable fortress ever, Atheism took his nukes out. He fired one at the general direction of where TheLwerd and Panda were. The nuclear bomb eradicated everyone and everything on the planet, aside from him. He spent the rest of his days facepalming since he realized he didn't have an inflatable woman.
THE END FOR REALZ!

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6/5/2010 1:38:46 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
STORY #2: THE BIG GAME

DDO had hit 1,000,000 fans, much to everyone surprise, after the diligent work of many DDO members. Phil was now a huge internet player, and decided to reward the core of hard working DDO members with a trip to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

Soon everyone arrived and settled into the lovely South African weather. They headed to the opening game and settled into the modern South African stadium. However, within 10 minutes sirens sounded everywhere, and suddenly helicopters swarmed over the stadium. Gunsts could be heard and panic was everywhere. Despite their earnest efforts, the DDO members, along with about 10,000 other soccer fans, could not get out fast enough, and now the South African military had surrounded and blocked off the stadium. They announced that an infection, which zombified people, had been released during the game, and that everyone was under quarantine.

Suddenly, a partially ombified South African woman appeared 100 metres from the DDO crowd and began a charge at hem

"THIS" said Ragnar_Rahl "is why I don't support gun control" as he whipped out a Glock-17 and proceeded to dispatch the assailant.

Then, suddenly....
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6/5/2010 1:39:09 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/5/2010 1:38:13 PM, Atheism wrote:
No, most zombie type things, especially RE, ends with 'splosions. :D

...Let's just start another, k?
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6/5/2010 1:40:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/5/2010 1:38:46 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
STORY #2: THE BIG GAME

DDO had hit 1,000,000 fans, much to everyone surprise, after the diligent work of many DDO members. Phil was now a huge internet player, and decided to reward the core of hard working DDO members with a trip to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

Soon everyone arrived and settled into the lovely South African weather. They headed to the opening game and settled into the modern South African stadium. However, within 10 minutes sirens sounded everywhere, and suddenly helicopters swarmed over the stadium. Gun shots could be heard and panic was everywhere. Despite their earnest efforts, the DDO members, along with about 10,000 other soccer fans, could not get out fast enough, and now the South African military had surrounded and blocked off the stadium. They announced that an infection, which zombified people, had been released during the game, and that everyone was under quarantine.

Suddenly, a partially zombified South African woman appeared 100 metres from the DDO crowd and began to charge at them

"THIS" said Ragnar_Rahl "is why I don't support gun control" as he whipped out a Glock-17 and proceeded to dispatch the assailant.

Then, suddenly....
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