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FREEDO
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6/17/2010 12:26:05 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Couldn't find the old thread, so here's a new one.

Stranger: Marco
You: Dont kill yurself it's not worth it!
Stranger: Wasn't planning on it. I f*cking love my life.
You: DONT DO IT
You: STOP
You: I CAN HELP YOU
Stranger: Please do
You: This is depressing, im leaving
You have disconnected.
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LevChernyi
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6/17/2010 12:40:28 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: I like apples
You: i like pockets
Stranger: knock knock
You: not to eat just to put my hands in when they get cold
Stranger: diss
Stranger: you are weird
You: im glad i have them, where would society be without pockets? i almost lost one once...
You: scary
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6/17/2010 12:41:47 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Stranger: heey asl?
You: grunting turtle sex
You: GGGGRUUUNTTIIINNGGGGGG
Stranger: ew
You: grunt
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6/17/2010 12:47:35 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Stranger: CRACKLE FROGS?
Stranger: POP WITCH?
Stranger: LEMON FRACTURE?
You: grunting turtle sex
Stranger: MOOSE JELLY
Stranger: RAINBOW HATS
You: GGRRRRUUNNNNTTTTTIIIINNNNGGGGGG
Stranger: SPRINGVALE
You: grunt
Stranger: ANAL WAFT
You: grunt grunt
You: i like u
You: lets get married
You: and have ugly babies
You: to abuse
You: and throw at people
Stranger: dude hell yes
Stranger: i hope your my long lost father named larry
Stranger: so that we can have somehow
Stranger: gay children
Stranger: and
Stranger: uh
Stranger: make sure theyre addicted to heroin
You: then we can force them to make the next 2 girls 1 cup
Stranger: hell yes
You: grunt
You: grunt grunt
You: GGGGGRRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT
Stranger: TURTLE SAIX
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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6/17/2010 12:52:57 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
^^^ 10/10 (nac)
When large numbers of otherwise-law abiding people break specific laws en masse, it's usually a fault that lies with the law. - Unknown
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6/17/2010 12:57:29 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
You:
You: explain this to me
*one minute pause*
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6/17/2010 1:08:21 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
You: bye
Stranger: bye, it was nice meeting you
You: yeah good talk
Stranger: absolutely
You: im glad we were able to work out your deep seeded hatred for chickens
Stranger: oh dear lord
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LevChernyi
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6/17/2010 1:20:59 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: if i fall asleep everyone dies
You: oh my! then you better not go to sleep huh?
Stranger: im tired
You: oh dear, take some cocaine or somtin
Stranger: your entire reality is a construct of my imagination
You: poof
You: can you imagine that i can fly?
Stranger: if i fall asleep you disappear
Stranger: i can but i wont
You: before you fall asleep can i fly?
Stranger: no
You: please
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: if you want to fly buy a plane ticket
Stranger: or take lessons
You: bitch please
Stranger: do it
Stranger: NOW
You: i do what i want
Stranger: you do what I want you to want
You: nope
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6/17/2010 1:43:06 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/17/2010 1:20:59 AM, LevChernyi wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: if i fall asleep everyone dies
You: oh my! then you better not go to sleep huh?
Stranger: im tired
You: oh dear, take some cocaine or somtin
Stranger: your entire reality is a construct of my imagination
You: poof
You: can you imagine that i can fly?
Stranger: if i fall asleep you disappear
Stranger: i can but i wont
You: before you fall asleep can i fly?
Stranger: no
You: please
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: if you want to fly buy a plane ticket
Stranger: or take lessons
You: bitch please
Stranger: do it
Stranger: NOW
You: i do what i want
Stranger: you do what I want you to want
You: nope

It sounds like you were talking to Brandon the overlord of the imaginarium. I'm the construct that he's chosen to be his closest friend.
When large numbers of otherwise-law abiding people break specific laws en masse, it's usually a fault that lies with the law. - Unknown
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6/17/2010 7:48:30 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/17/2010 1:43:06 AM, Korashk wrote:
At 6/17/2010 1:20:59 AM, LevChernyi wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: if i fall asleep everyone dies
You: oh my! then you better not go to sleep huh?
Stranger: im tired
You: oh dear, take some cocaine or somtin
Stranger: your entire reality is a construct of my imagination
You: poof
You: can you imagine that i can fly?
Stranger: if i fall asleep you disappear
Stranger: i can but i wont
You: before you fall asleep can i fly?
Stranger: no
You: please
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: if you want to fly buy a plane ticket
Stranger: or take lessons
You: bitch please
Stranger: do it
Stranger: NOW
You: i do what i want
Stranger: you do what I want you to want
You: nope

It sounds like you were talking to Brandon the overlord of the imaginarium. I'm the construct that he's chosen to be his closest friend.

It's true, we all exist simply because he has imagined us to be. However in his case, if he wakes up, then we all disappear. We are all figments of his imagination.
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6/17/2010 9:19:03 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
So I had an hour long conversation with this guy. Just hilarious how this part starts then ends :p This is just the beginning. By the end of the conversation- by the end of the conversation I had him confessing that Christianity was retarded and that he is now sympathizing with the atheist position :p

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Stranger: I hate gay people
You: hey
You: lol why?
Stranger: Cause it is disgustinggg
Stranger: And unnatural
You: lol too bad I'm a lesbian then
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I suppose so
You: too bad for you, that is
You: not too bad for me ;)
Stranger: Nor really
You: well, you're having a chat with a gay person
You: obviously makes you uncomfortable because
Stranger: I couldnt care less if your lesbian, how does that effect me??
You: A. You're insecure about your sexuality
Stranger: not really
You: B. You're uber Christian
Stranger: Im strait
Stranger: No im not
You: C. You're just an ignorant and uninformed
You: lol you are apparently insecure about it
Stranger: That may e the usual case
Stranger: But not this time
You: oh, so you only hate gay males?
You: you don't care about gay females?
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: Mabye i should re phrase hate
You: maybe
Stranger: What i meant isss
Stranger: That gay( both homo and lesbain) should be illegal, i dont have any personal problem with gays, id be ones friend if i had to
Stranger: Illegal marriage i meant
You: so you'd be friends with someone, but you would make their life illegal
You: what a nice friend
Stranger: i meant marriage lolzz
You: do you think straight people should be allowed to get married?
Stranger: Obvioisly its natural
You: homosexuality is found in nature
You: it's a natural biological condition
Stranger: Can a female and a female make a baby together?
Stranger: NO
You: yes
You: lol actually
Stranger: No they cant
You: can a sterile male and sterile female make babies?
You: how about a very old couple?
Stranger: Yess
You: yet they can marry
You: do you know what sterility means?
Stranger: Ok if theres a young women and another young women they need anothers sperm to make a baby
You: they have been able to make babies with two eggs --- look it up :)
Stranger: Im your
You: Im your what?
Stranger: it means "my fcking as"
You: lol you're my fcking as?
Stranger: Its a local thing...
Stranger: I meant, im sure
You: You must be from Alabama :p
Stranger: ???
You: or some other sexually insecure state
Stranger: Is NY sexually insecure?
You: depends on the part
You: if you're a guido, you're sexually insecure
Stranger: Why cant gays just have another form of marriage? Then there would be no protests or anything
You: Do you have a degree in biology?
You: Would that other form of marriage give us all the same rights you have?
Stranger: Yes
You: that would be fine
You: but no one is giving us anything :)
Stranger: Yeah, damn christians :P
You: you sound like a damn christian
Stranger: Ehh
You: you just said
You: we should have another form of marriage
Stranger: Im religious but im not a church junkie
You: so you agree, gays can get "married" and have all the same rights as you
You: but
You: you don't want to call it marriage
Stranger: Exactly
You: the only reason would be if you don't want it associated with Christianity
You: which could only mean- you're Christian or a heavy sympathizer
You: but
You: if you are going to give us all these rights in this alternate form of marriage
You: then you contradict everything you've been saying to me
Stranger: Whoa whoa
You: about how you think we shouldn't be allowed to get married because it's unnatural
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Lemme
You: so
Stranger: Uhh
You: either you're christian
You: or dumb
Stranger: Hold on
Stranger: This will take a bit
Stranger: I am christian, well sort of, i have different views and eliefs of many christians, but most say you guus cant get married cause it is a "religious church thing" and god says being gay is a sin
Stranger: But i have no problem with you guys getting married in a church
Stranger: Its just everybody else does
You: so you follow blindly?
Stranger: So we could just make another form so everybody is happy
You: oh, so you really don't hate gays
You: because
Stranger: No, i just wanted a conversation :)
You: you'd give them full marriage rights, and would be friends with them
Stranger: :D
You: do you seriously think it's unnatural? Almost every single species of animals have homosexual animals
You: they have found combinations of genes that make people gay
Stranger: I knowz
You: I have known I was gay since, well, I was 5
You: so why even argue it's unnatural?
Stranger: I wanted to see how a gay person would argue with that, it was like my little social experiment
You: do you think marriage should only be about making babies?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Ppl who luv eachother
You: exactly
Stranger: :D
You: it's a further expression of your commitment to someone
You: just sucks, man
You: just sucks that we can't have all the rights straight people do when we are in just as committed and loving relationships
You: just sucks
Stranger: Once i become president, i can make you guys a new marriage :)
I could give a f about no haters as long as my ishes love me.
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6/17/2010 9:25:54 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Here is mine:
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: From?
Stranger: usa, you
You: Milky Way --> Earth --> Europe

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mirza
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6/17/2010 9:32:54 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
(...)

Apparently, I am talking to an Irish guy who believes I am from North Korea. He praises Kim Jong Ill! Hah.

It is hard to stop laughing!
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6/17/2010 9:38:13 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: OK
You: Guess what
Stranger: what
You: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
Stranger: RWJ?
You: EIMAGH!!
Stranger: i love you..
You: Same....can you come over here for some marriage?
Stranger: come over wherE?
You: Ireland
You: Fanxcy a threeesome with a leprechaun?
Stranger: deffinetly
You: :DDD
Stranger: ;p
You: Sooo...where you live?
Stranger: uk
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6/17/2010 9:41:10 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Wow, these are hilarious. I remember having a conversation with a HEAVY fundamentalist, and I said I was a satanist...The fundie went insane. Was awesome. I didn't save the chat though. =[
I miss the old members.
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6/17/2010 9:47:05 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I do not want to post the lengthy conversation, but this random Irish guy loves communism, praises Kim Jong Ill, believed I was North Korean until I told him that I was not. He hates democracy, hates religion, and loves North Korea.

I will end it...
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6/17/2010 9:55:09 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/17/2010 9:47:05 AM, Mirza wrote:
I do not want to post the lengthy conversation, but this random Irish guy loves communism, praises Kim Jong Ill, believed I was North Korean until I told him that I was not. He hates democracy, hates religion, and loves North Korea.

I will end it...

I wonder if it's panda trying to wind you up.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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6/17/2010 10:00:33 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/17/2010 9:55:09 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
I wonder if it's panda trying to wind you up.
I wondered if there was a little chance that it was him, but the guy is 25 years old. And we ended it. He simply believed I was from North Korea, and was really disappointed when I said it was not real.

He hates religion etc., and loves Kim Jong Ill. It is fascinating to know that a random person from a democratic country feels this way!
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6/17/2010 10:25:25 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Juvenile I know...

Stranger: hello jimmy
You: Hello Norma
Stranger: wats up bob?
You: What... no, I am Jimmy...
You: Bob is at the clinic.
Stranger: awww wat happened to bob?!?!
You: Didn't you hear?
Stranger: nooo D:
You: He came back from thailand with something strange growing on his dick.
You: You must have seen the pictures on facebook.
Stranger: ummm OOOOH NOOO!
You: Anyway... some doctor is taking a poke at it as we speak.
Stranger: ok good hope hes ok
You: I hope he dies.
Stranger: dats fucked up. y?!
You: Well it's what he wants really.
Stranger: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You: He was never the same since the golfing accident.
Stranger: haha yaa
You: So anyway... whats up with you?
Stranger: nm jus bored. yu?
You: I am transcendant.
Stranger: ummmm.........?
You: Is sex with fruit morally wrong?
Stranger: ummmmmmm.............its yur decision
You: Does it matter if you are having sex with the fruit or the fruit is having sex with you?
Stranger: if the fruit is having sex wid yu or yur havin sex wid a fruit i think its time for counseling.
You: Hmm maybe.
Stranger: uhh yaa.
You: Is it worse if you eat it afterwards?
Stranger: ewww.
You: I have a banana up my anus right now.
Stranger: WHOOOOOA.
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I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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6/17/2010 10:34:43 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Stranger: hi
You: I regret to inform you that earth is to be destroyed at midnight tonight.
Stranger: oh noes
You: Well around 12:03...
You: GMT
You: Give or take a few minutes.
Stranger: by what?
You: Antimatter.
You: This part of the galaxy is being regenerated you see, to make it more profitable.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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6/17/2010 11:42:31 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/17/2010 10:00:33 AM, Mirza wrote:
At 6/17/2010 9:55:09 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
I wonder if it's panda trying to wind you up.
I wondered if there was a little chance that it was him, but the guy is 25 years old. And we ended it. He simply believed I was from North Korea, and was really disappointed when I said it was not real.

He hates religion etc., and loves Kim Jong Ill. It is fascinating to know that a random person from a democratic country feels this way!

Hehe, not me bro.
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6/17/2010 11:58:10 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/17/2010 11:45:41 AM, Mirza wrote:
At 6/17/2010 11:42:31 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Hehe, not me bro.
I knew that already, sis.

Cool, Dad.
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6/17/2010 12:00:50 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Haha, I haven't done this in a while. Whats sad is that the first time I did, I actually ended up having a really good conversation with this (confirmed) chick from Alberta, even though I was a total idiot to start.

Anyone remember the website which archives all sorts of Omegle convos?
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6/17/2010 1:06:57 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/17/2010 9:32:54 AM, Mirza wrote:
(...)

Apparently, I am talking to an Irish guy who believes I am from North Korea. He praises Kim Jong Ill! Hah.

It is hard to stop laughing!

I did that once. Hah. It was amusing.
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6/17/2010 4:56:00 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/17/2010 7:55:03 AM, theLwerd wrote:
And Freedo wonders why nobody takes him seriously...

People don't take me seriously? :O What on Earth do you mean?!
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