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6/23/2010 12:07:51 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
What do you think would be the best and the worst place to be in case of a zombie invasion

I think the worst place to be would be McDonald's because if I was a zombie that is the first place I would go because there is a whole bunch of fat people that would be easy to chow down on because they couldn't run away (due to the being fatties)
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6/23/2010 12:17:02 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 12:14:47 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Go somewhere with a sh*tload of firearms. Enough said.

Screw that, I'm going to a hardware store. You can't let this situation go to waste being all saafe and what not. psshtt
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6/23/2010 12:19:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 12:17:02 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 6/23/2010 12:14:47 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Go somewhere with a sh*tload of firearms. Enough said.

Screw that, I'm going to a hardware store. You can't let this situation go to waste being all saafe and what not. psshtt

Well I like feeling safe, gosh. -__-
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6/23/2010 12:23:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Slow Zombies:
It doesn't matter where you go as long as where you go doesn't involve being holed up in a building. I really don't understand the mentality behind that decision. You can briskly walk faster than their top speed, trapping ourself makes absolutely zero sense. You wouldn't even need a ranged weapon to efficiently dispatch them.

Fast Zombies:
Get as far north as you can.
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6/23/2010 12:25:44 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 12:19:22 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 6/23/2010 12:17:02 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 6/23/2010 12:14:47 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Go somewhere with a sh*tload of firearms. Enough said.

Screw that, I'm going to a hardware store. You can't let this situation go to waste being all saafe and what not. psshtt

Well I like feeling safe, gosh. -__-

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6/23/2010 12:26:14 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Get to any other land that is not connected to where the outbreak started via water - I'm not aware of any movies promoting swimming zombies :)

Unless it's a worldwide breakout, in which case pray that they are the slow zombies and walk outside with your prized bat.
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6/23/2010 12:28:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
find a monster truck and fill the back seat with cans of petrol and shotguns... and try not to blow yourself up.
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6/23/2010 2:36:46 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Best place.

Fully stocked nuclear bunker, with own generator, food, games consolves, DVD's etc etc.

Worst

Hospital.
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6/23/2010 2:43:44 PM
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best place: Completely alone on a fully stocked with food... decent sized, sailboat.

worst place: a football game
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6/23/2010 2:44:55 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 12:14:47 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Go somewhere with a sh*tload of firearms. Enough said.

Didja ever think that maybe zombies can use firearms too?
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6/23/2010 2:45:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Generally, distancing yourself fro the source(s) of outbreak shoudl work best. If zombies cannot tolerate cold go to Canada, if they can't tolerate heat head to Mali, etc.

Also, do not hole yourself in a place with few escapes which are easily blocked. Getting triple glazed windows and do not board them up. Guns generally do not work well, go for a thing with high amounts of fuel that kills zombies quickly (i.e. under a minute). DO NOT USE FIRE. THEY WILL STILL LIVE AN WE STILL ATTACK YOU WHILE ON FIRE.

Always abandon your downed best friend and budding romance. They will slow you down considerably. Avoid the refugee camp free of zombies, and try and get ot any remaining government.

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6/23/2010 4:18:13 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 2:45:05 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:


Generally, distancing yourself fro the source(s) of outbreak shoudl work best. If zombies cannot tolerate cold go to Canada, if they can't tolerate heat head to Mali, etc.

Also, do not hole yourself in a place with few escapes which are easily blocked. Getting triple glazed windows and do not board them up. Guns generally do not work well, go for a thing with high amounts of fuel that kills zombies quickly (i.e. under a minute). DO NOT USE FIRE. THEY WILL STILL LIVE AN WE STILL ATTACK YOU WHILE ON FIRE.

Always abandon your downed best friend and budding romance. They will slow you down considerably. Avoid the refugee camp free of zombies, and try and get ot any remaining government.

For more see:

http://theoatmeal.com...

Lol, you said "we will still attack you".
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6/24/2010 6:41:01 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 2:45:05 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
DO NOT USE FIRE. THEY WILL STILL LIVE AN WE STILL ATTACK YOU WHILE ON FIRE.


Thats not true... all the films show that fire somehow destroys them really quickly!
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